Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated

[Dr. Blasko]

Well, since Hollywood is doing it, we might as well have some fun with it!

How about Gone With the Wind, but taking place between a split North and South Korea?

[Zackuth]

Hey how about an updated Manchurian Candidate that takes place during Desert Storm....oh, wait...sorry.

How about a remake of the classic True Grit....hold on

Ok, how about a reboot of the Munsters set in....ooooook

How about a redo of Godzilla but in an American city...hmmmm

You know, Dr. Blasko, you might have mentioned the only movie not to have been remade.     

[Scatter]

"Leave It To Beaver"............except in this one, Ward and June run a strip club (Lumpy's), and Beaver is their surgically siliconed 15 year old daughter and featured dancer. Wally is the bartender and Eddie Haskill is the bouncer, and much of the action revolves around their attempts to keep the Mayfield PD from shutting the club down.

[marsattacks666]

"Leave It To Beaver"............except in this one, Ward and June run a strip club (Lumpy's), and Beaver is their surgically siliconed 15 year old daughter and featured dancer. Wally is the bartender and Eddie Haskill is the bouncer, and much of the action revolves around their attempts to keep the Mayfield PD from shutting the club down.

Haaaaaaaa!

[Dr. Blasko]

I actually think the remake of True Grit is a MUCH better film

Anyone remember the Leave it to Beaver movie in the 90's? Eh...

How about To Kill a Mockingbird, but with a Muslim or homosexual on trial (honestly the only things I can think of as far as discrimination goes)

[Universal_Adam]

I'm gonna throw my hat into the ring.

Coming Soon: The Huxtables!
A white cosmetic surgeon (Clifford Huxtable) and his lawyer wife (Clair Huxtable) use their status in the Beverly Hills community to dodge FBI Investigators and run a small crime ring.  Also a part of their "family business" are the kids! Sondra, Denise, Theodore (Theo for short), Vanessa and Rudy.  Rudy, the youngest, is often a contestant in child pagents (a-la Toddlers in Tiaras).  Rudy may SEEM innocent, but when her main competition, which includes a young girl named Olivia ends up missing..Rudy becomes suspect number 1.  Will Theo, her brother and police officer find the true identity of the kidnapper? And what will he do when he discovers that it's his adorable younger sister!?  And what did she do with the other pagent contestants!? Find out on the exciting first episode of THE HUXTABLES

[Dr. Blasko]

Is it bad that I actually find that to be fairly intriguing, minus the Cosby elements and the T&T stuff? lol

[Universal_Adam]

Maybe I have the skills to be a TV writer! I'll be Rich! Rich I tell you RIIIIIICH!

[Zackuth]

Maybe I have the skills to be a TV writer! I'll be Rich! Rich I tell you RIIIIIICH!

You need skills to write for TV?  You learn something new everyday.   

[yendor1152]

Haaaaaaaa!

I think this has possibilties!

[Flower]

Hill Street Blahs .. err Blues

A precinct of well adjusted, happy cops who follow the letter of the law,  opt for yogurt and granola over coffee and donuts and where the pizza man never delivers.

[Universal_Adam]

Hill Street Blahs .. err Blues

A precinct of well adjusted, happy cops who follow the letter of the law,  opt for yogurt and granola over coffee and donuts and where the pizza man never delivers.

They don't need delivery anyway.  They could just get Digiorno!

[Flower]

Many of Hill Street Blues episodes ended with Frank & Joyce in bed ... she would call him the 'pizza man' because he delivered ... 

[Dr. Mortose]

Ok. Strap yourselves down for this one: Tim Burton directs H.R. Puff'N Stuff.  Young Jimmy (Played by Jesse Eisenberg) and his Magic Flute, Freddy (Voiced by Johnny Depp) are captured by the evil WitchiePoo (Helena Bonham Carter) and set on Living Island. Jimmy is rescued by the Mayor of Living Island, a large cgi Dragon named Puff'N Stuff and his friends: Dr. Blinky (Christopher Lee) an owl-humanoid, Ludicrous Lion (Chris Tucker), and two midget police/bobbies named Kling and Klang.
WitchiePoo tries to obtain Freddy Flute for her collection of magical items and enlists the aid of Seymour Spyder (CGI, voiced by Wallace Shawn) and Vinnie the Vulture (Armin Shimmerman) with the help of Stupid Bat (Larry Drake).     

[CreepysFan]

  Give Burton time, and you'll probably see this happen Dr. Mortose.