Monster Fabric is Back!

[ChattyLMS]

I should buy some and make pillows out of it.

[Fester]

THAT would be hilarious!!

But does it come on polyester double-knit?  I believe there was a Constitutional amendment that required it.
(I think it is the same amendment that should outlaw Spandex pants in sizes larger than medium!

[charp13]

Pillows would be easy and fun to make!!  DO IT!  About 10 years ago, I found some Creature-type pattern fancy cloth napkins at a little store, for about $1 a piece, and I made myself a couple Creature throw pillows for my room.  It was super easy, even with my terrible sewing machine skills! Straight lines and some stuffing is all you need   

[Scatter]

But does it come on polyester double-knit?  I believe there was a Constitutional amendment that required it.
(I think it is the same amendment that should outlaw Spandex pants in sizes larger than medium!

Or any size Speedos that disappear under rolls of flesh.

[Sean]

Or any size Speedos that disappear under rolls of flesh.

Damn you, Gary.

[Sean]

I need a size 50 XLT suit, if that's OK.

[Fester]

Even if it still covers . . . .


Now, That is Monster Fabric!

[Sean]

Even if it still covers . . . .


Now, That is Monster Fabric!

...AND.... damn YOU, Dave...

[charp13]

                                                             My homemade fluffy pillows 

[Sean]

                                                             My homemade fluffy pillows 

Those are AWESOME.

[charp13]

Thanks!  Like I mentioned, they were dinner napkins I bought a long time ago and I just sewed a few seams and stuffed them   

[Gillfan]

I covet your pillows!