What would you do if you won 1 million dollars after taxes?

[Wicked Lester]

Too funny Doc M.
Just hope ole Bossman doesn't become a monster fan and find this board.

[Scatter]

I'd back a truck up to Danny Roebuck's backdoor, tell him his worries about what to do with his collection are solved and hopefully open a Monster Museum like Count Orlok's Nightmare Gallery in a hip section of town here in Louisville with the first half devoted to wax monster displays and horror history memorabilia and the second half devoted to the Roebuck Collection.

That may be the longest sentence I've ever typed.

Then I'd work there everyday, build a small apartment upstairs and open a small grindhouse, drafthouse type theater on site to show monster movies and other unusual cinema. I'd have sleepovers in the museum for friends!

Jeez, I think I overspent my million dollars.

You just reached into my brain and pulled all that out, didn't you?

[Scatter]

If I were to win enough money to retire on, I'd send my boss a singing telegram to quit.. With these lyrics, done to "row your boat"

Roast , Roast , roast in hell
burn until you're black
down into the pits you go,
never to come back

burn burn burn in hell
a bastard you have been
I hope you get your nuts chewed off
by a wolverine.

I notice many references to your boss Doc.........I'm sensing a wee bit of tension there. Call it intuition.