WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        There, once, was a MONSTER, named TERRIBLE TOMMY,
        Who lived, in a CYBER-PIT, which drove Him, quite, BALMY,
        This WRAITH proved, to be, THE EPITOME,
        As He engaged, in a WILD HAUNTING SPREE;
        He attacked me, and, I cried, "EEEEEEEEE! PITY ME, TOMMY!"

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          There was an Abominable CREATURE, called SLUDGE,
          A Nasty-Tempered Critter, who carried a GRUDGE;
          He sought, to give Folks a WHOPPING,
          Instead, they started SLUDGE-CHOPPING,
          Turns, out, he yielded a half-ton, of really tasty FUDGE!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       There, once, was a Ravenous ZOMBIE, named FRED,
       Who, whence awakening, in his cheap coffin, UNDEAD,
       Watched, as the local Blue-Bloods, all, ran,
       Lest, he proved, to them, that, he can,
       Demonstrate, that, their Noble Blood wasn't Blue, but, RED!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        There, once, was a Dangerous GIANT COMET,
        Composed, entirely, of residue, of ALIEN VOMIT,
        It HURLED, through SPACE,
        With remarkable GRACE;
        On crash-landing, was reduced, so much, you could PALM IT!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            The lone VAMPIRE flew, out, of his darkened CRYPT,
            In search, of warm Blood, a Treat, to be sipped,
            Traveling, through the night air,
            With, nary, concern, nor, care...
            'Til he realized: "I forgot my dentures!" He felt ill-equipped!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.  

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            There, once, was a STORYLINE GAME, 
            To bring our dear olde UMA FAME, 
            The Scripting is FREE-FORM, 
            Improvisation is the NORM, 
            Composing a LIMERICK is, just, the SAME!   

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          THE WOLF MAN had finished his grisly meal,
          It's, now, known, as "KEEPIN' IT REAL";
          Although, Gory, as hell,
          Tickets didn't sell, well;
          Beautiful Ladies upped the film's sex appeal.

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           There, once, was a Throw-back CREATURE, Prehistoric,
           Who swam, in the Black Lagoon, poetically, stoic,
           Humans, with a Female, suddenly, invaded,
           He realized his desire, to her, to be Mated,
           Until they cured him, with a strong dose, of Paragoric!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           There, once, was an ADDAMS, named, FESTER,
           Who, as a BANE, to normal folk, would PESTER,
           He'd jump, out, and, yell "BOO!",
           At people, like, YOU;
           Am I HE? So CLEVER! You GUESSED 'ER, CHESTER!

                                    BOO!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             There, once, was a VAMPIRE, IVAN, from KURSK,
             Who, to find Victims, the Internet, would LURK,
             When he'd spot likely Prey,
             He'd type: "Have a nice DAY!"
             But, he meet them, after sundown, then, go BERSERK!

                 HAVE A NICE DAY! MUA-HA-HA-HA-ET-CETERA!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           This LIMERICK Thread slides, down the Line, really, fast;
           As if, Its Days, of Importance, were a Thing, of the Past,
           We'll keep soldiering, on,
           Less brain, &, more brawn,
           Until a Readership, of One Million, we've achieved, at last!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          There, once, was a GIANT ALLIGATOR;
          Ate People, like FRENCH-FRIED POTATERS,
          The Ketch-up, was BLOOD,
          It poured, like, a FLOOD,
          He devoured my entire ALMA MATER!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[Unknown Primate]

Really diggin' your latest lims, good Baron!  Awesome!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Really diggin' your latest lims, good Baron!  Awesome!

        THANKS, UP; For your kind remark, I've woven you, into one, as well!

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               Our Brother, UNKNOWN PRIMATE, really "digs my LIMS",
               I keep them, Pumped & Exercised, in my MENTAL GYM,
               You can see my Bulging BRAINS,
               And, Say:"That's just INSANE!",
               A Typical Refrain, for LIMS, built, on a Moment's WHIM!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.  

[Crazy1van]

There once was a limerick planet
Whose best poet ate half a pomegranate
Now they're suffering a dearth
cause he spends time on Earth
They shouldn't have taken the Baron for granted