A buddy of mine just posted this on this blog.
http://altjapan.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/05/toire-no-sadako-san.html (http://altjapan.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/05/toire-no-sadako-san.html)
Toilet paper with horror stories printed on it. Only in Japan....
(http://altjapan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfd2253ef011570a20485970b-320wi)
I hope this is some of the worst literature ever written, because the level of respect you're about to show them . . .
Quote from: Mike Scott on May 25, 2009, 07:51:52 PM
I hope this is some of the worst literature ever written, because the level of respect you're about to show them . . .
:D :D :D :D :D
Wow that means the story must be lower than.....well you know.......
Just hope there aren't too many holes in the plot.
No respect for literature. The idea sounds kind of crappy to me.
Maybe its for those with constipation. If you can't poop, the stories will scare the SH*(*at*) out of you.
Quote from: Dr.Terror on May 25, 2009, 10:36:24 PM
If you can't poop, the stories will scare the SH*(*at*) out of you.
:D That's how they should market it. "Stories that will scare the $h1t out of you!"
They could call it "Diarreaders".
I doubt that this type of literature will be too "poopular"
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6177/matchm.jpg)
A whole new meaning to, Wipe out Illiteracy. ;D
After reading all the above posts, it looks like the WIT hit the fan.
Quote from: Unknown Primate on May 26, 2009, 04:11:28 AM
After reading all the above posts, it looks like the WIT hit the fan.
;D ;D
Quote from: Scatter on May 26, 2009, 12:45:59 AM
They could call it "Diarreaders".
I wouldn't be too quick to poo-poo this idea! ;)
George
Every story printed will hit Number 2!
A great way to publish Pooh stories!
Talk about an idea that'll make a splash! A great way for editors to *dump* stories from the slush *piles*!
"authored by Koji Suzuki of "Ring" fame" !!!!!! They've gotta be shi##ing us! ;D
I sphincter on to something.
You guys are killing me! No s***!
Boy, has the level of discourse around here dropped into the tank...
Quote from: Wich2 on May 28, 2009, 07:38:41 PM
Boy, has the level of discourse around here dropped into the tank...
It's really taken a plunge(r).
Quote from: Scatter on May 29, 2009, 04:59:29 AM
It's really taken a plunge(r).
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I would just dump the idea.
Imagine an aspiring young author getting this letter in the mail...
Dear Sir-
Congratulations! We have decided to publish your story. However...
ROFL!
Quote from: fibbermac on May 29, 2009, 05:41:52 PM
Imagine an aspiring young author getting this letter in the mail...
Dear Sir-
Congratulations! We have decided to publish your story. However...
ROFL!
That would make you feel really crappy. I'd have to raise a stink over that.
I like this book, it's very absorbing. The hero is both strong AND soft
I found the stories particularly absorbing.
I've been reading two pages of dirty cracks that should be wiped out.