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Chitter Chatter => General Discussion => Topic started by: fmofmpls on December 02, 2007, 06:06:05 PM

Title: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 02, 2007, 06:06:05 PM
This thread is where members can exchange birthday greetings with one another. We're such a friendly bunch here.  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 02, 2007, 06:07:25 PM
Happy birthday to Mr. Monster Bob Morris! Today is his birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Dr.Terror on December 02, 2007, 06:20:40 PM
HBD, MB

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/bluedraw2/MonsterBirthday.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 02, 2007, 06:30:31 PM
Happy birthday to Mr. Monster Bob Morris! Today is his birthday!

Oops! I was looking at a wrong date (or in this case number). Bob's b-day is still 6 days away. Oh well, I'm sure Bob doesn't mind a preliminary birthday celebration. Bob's birthday is actually on December 8.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 03, 2007, 07:21:11 PM
Well I happen to see on that same calendar that someone else has a birthday that is today December 3rd, so: Happy Birthday to old friend known as Uncle WW Cobweb, Duane the Bathtub (I'm dwowning), Seafood Sally, or just plain old Packy who turned 54 today! And is still trying to find time to learn this board! "Jane not worry - Tarzan fix computer!"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: monsterphile on December 03, 2007, 08:07:34 PM
Paul,

Curse me for being a fool and missing this.  I even had it written on my calendar.  Of course, beastly wishes to you, King of the Photo Captions.  (Paul's Flickr account has some of the best I've ever read.) I hope Darcy and the kids made your day with some monster goodies.

Rob
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: typhooforme on December 03, 2007, 08:23:10 PM
Happy Birthday, Packy Paul!  The party room here looks pretty good--I like the black walls and spider webs--but I have to admit, those little yellow faces that keep grinning and popping their eyes are kind of creepy! 

Here's wishing you get plenty of cake (or other fave foods) and something monstery in your heap o' gifts!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 03, 2007, 08:23:25 PM
Good lord! Paul, I'm sorry! Happy Birthday to you! Here we have this spiffy new birthday feature and I still can't get it right. My apologies you old fart!  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 03, 2007, 09:26:18 PM
Hahahahaha! No need for mea culpas all my friends! I'm just doin a little birthday tootin! And thanks to you all indeed it has been a splendid day. I did receive some thoughtful gifts including a big book "The Hammer Story" and season one Addam's Family. Now I'm going to watch some more Tin Man! Gooooood night a-dingadingy-dingy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: kolchak4ever on December 03, 2007, 09:39:23 PM
 Happy Birthday Paul. The Hammer book sounds neat.
All the best,
Dale
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Meek on December 03, 2007, 10:29:25 PM

    Paul:  So if you're middle-aged at 54, that means you must live on until you're 108 . . .
             Enjoy "The Addams Family"---I bought myself Season #3 for my birthday(when I should've been practical and bought new shoes); I can safely say that none of my local friends ever will want to borrow any of the Addams--their loss.
             Are you liking "Tin Man"?

             "Meek"(my family put the "fun" in dysfunctional)

Hahahahaha! No need for mea culpas all my friends! I'm just doin a little birthday tootin! And thanks to you all indeed it has been a splendid day. I did receive some thoughtful gifts including a big book "The Hammer Story" and season one Addam's Family. Now I'm going to watch some more Tin Man! Gooooood night a-dingadingy-dingy
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on December 04, 2007, 03:00:40 AM
Happy birthday Paul!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 04, 2007, 07:39:24 AM
Yes I am enjoying "Tin Man", liking the story as a stand-alone and a ton of fun little "reminders" of the original. For example her waitress apron.... . Now - ahem - if this thread continues are we supposed to start a new red-fonted title? Or just pick it up in an existing one. I'm seeing now one of the time-consuming elements will be reading through the owners manual of the forum to learn some parameters. Like how to get my avatar to work...and thanks again to everone for the kind b-day wishes!
 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Mike Scott on December 04, 2007, 12:05:41 PM
Like how to get my avatar to work
Paul, you're going to have to change that pic from a gif to a jpg and be sure to use the .jpg URL and not the URL of the page the pic is on.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 04, 2007, 08:55:43 PM
Thanks Mike and Garree too - the issue was the URL I was trying to copy the link not the image. Voila! Instant Mother-in-law,,,I oops mean avatar! 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: MissDrac on December 06, 2007, 04:35:19 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A HEATHLY MONTH!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 08, 2007, 03:47:09 PM
Today is Monster Bob's birthday! Let's all give him a group hug! Awww! Crank up Reverend Horton Heat and pass me some birthday cake Bob!  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Monster Bob on December 08, 2007, 05:58:17 PM
Thanks Terry and the rest of you Monster Heads... ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on December 08, 2007, 07:06:00 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: hhwolfman on December 09, 2007, 12:08:15 AM
Thanks Terry and the rest of you Monster Heads... ;D

Sappy Birthday. Glad to see another Dec. Babby.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 09, 2007, 11:38:39 AM
We're not done yet. Happy Birthday to UMA member rudyledeux!

Today, December 9 is his b-day! Group hug everyone!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Meek on December 09, 2007, 01:35:58 PM

    Monster Bob: I like your current haircut much, much better---but then that's one of the perks that comes with age, you get to pick your haircut.

     "Meek"(former member of the Prince Valiant haircut club)


Thanks Terry and the rest of you Monster Heads... ;D
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Monster Bob on December 09, 2007, 09:55:25 PM


Ah, c'mon, Meek...you didn't like me during my Moe Howard years?  :P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 09, 2007, 10:00:17 PM
Happy Birthday Monster Bob! Or BirthNight at this point...

pk
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Monster Bob on December 10, 2007, 06:20:28 AM

Thanks, Packy....(and happy belated to you)! ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG on December 10, 2007, 08:22:14 AM
Well I happen to see on that same calendar that someone else has a birthday that is today December 3rd, so: Happy Birthday to just plain old Packy who turned 54 today!
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear PACKY PAUL,
... BELA-ted Tidings, &, Good Wishes, for the Happiest of Birthdays, that, you have, as of yet, experienced! :)
... 54!
... 54?!?
... NAWWWWW, I don't believe it!
... Ya don't look a day over 80! OOPSI! Typo! Meant to write: "30"! ;^}
... Actually, you are trim & fit, for an oldster of 54!
... Which, allows me to dispense with the JIMI HENDRIX allusion, of:
"ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?" ;D

EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & FRIENDS, B.G.G.

Posts-crypt:
... My decayed portrait, in the closet, says, to say "Hi!", to the decaying portrait, of you, which you, likewise, keep hidden, in your closet!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG on December 10, 2007, 08:30:17 AM
Thanks Terry and the rest of you Monster Heads... ;D
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{Sung, to the tune, of: DELTA DAWN}
MONSTER BOB, what's that haircut you have on?
Could it be a BEATLE-cut from years gone by?
And, did I hear you say, that, you're buyin' a new toupee,
To wear, when you're in CASTLE FRANKENSTEIN?

Es EVERNOW HAPPY & BLESSED LIFE {as well as BIRTHDAY!}, to you & yours!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & FRIENDS, B.G.G.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Monster Bob on December 10, 2007, 06:17:25 PM
Thank you, Baron. 

Yes, I guess it is a rather Ringo-esque 'do. Funny thing about that pic, it was one of the few times back then that my hair was actually combed. As a kid, I usually sported what my Mom called the 'mixmaster' style...

Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: The Drunken Severed Head on December 10, 2007, 08:15:08 PM
Happy belated birthday to all!

That oughtta cover it!  :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Meek on December 10, 2007, 09:40:22 PM


    I see. Monster Bob was an early customer of "Hair by Shemp". The Poodle Toupe? How about a nice Jungle Chipmunk instead?

    "Meek"(be fair to your hair, wear it to there----or to there if you dare)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: The Drunken Severed Head on December 10, 2007, 11:01:18 PM
A late lyrical birfday present for the Boomers who are balding (like me!):

"Hair"

Lyrics by by Gerome Ragni and James Rado

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know!
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead,
Darling...

Gimme a head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy, daddy!

HAIR! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair!

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

HAIR! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair!

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself!

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mommy love me?

HAIR! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
Knotted, polka-dotted; twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, say can you see...my eyes-- if you can,
Then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there, down to where
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?

Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 11, 2007, 11:04:00 AM
Happy Birthday to UMA member rudyledeux!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: The Drunken Severed Head on December 11, 2007, 01:36:26 PM
I'll drink to that!

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Uncle_Gomez on December 16, 2007, 05:45:26 PM
Oh my stars and garters, I've missed some birthdays again.   HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on December 16, 2007, 07:38:21 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on December 19, 2007, 08:31:26 AM
Today (December 19) is ramsey37's birthday! Happy birthday George!  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: ramsey37 on December 19, 2007, 07:39:46 PM
Thanks! I'm off to eat Chinese food!
George
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 20, 2007, 01:30:39 PM
Happy Birthday a day late,. We always eat Chinese food on birthdays in this house too. Did you know that the dish "General's Chicken" (sometimes General Tsu's Chicken) is named after the author of "The Art of War" (General Sun Tzu)? How ironic is that! Being chicken could be part of war. Bruce Lee called it "the art of fighting widdout fighting". Anyway you'll probably forget this since you're getting older! Have a good one!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: poseablemonster on December 20, 2007, 01:36:13 PM
Happy Birthday George!
Andy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on December 21, 2007, 12:43:07 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on December 26, 2007, 09:24:54 PM
Hey belated Happy Christmas Birthday to EP whoever you are! Just don't tell me you're 33 and 1/3 years old! (Only oldtimers will get that one)

pk
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: typhooforme on December 27, 2007, 12:28:50 AM
Hey belated Happy Christmas Birthday to EP whoever you are! Just don't tell me you're 33 and 1/3 years old! (Only oldtimers will get that one)

pk

ROFL!  EP!  You betcha I remember!  I'm older than the Ceremony for the Electrification of the Wirral Railway Line at Liverpool!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: typhooforme on January 14, 2008, 01:46:50 PM
Happy Birthday to my Cuz Sara (vpdogjoe) who just turned 29 again!  She lives in her Spider Lair and her walls are covered with Vincent Price pics and lobbies and pressbooks and record albums and...wait, I think that's Vincent himself over there by the window!  Talk about "collecting Price"!

Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on January 14, 2008, 06:38:44 PM
Happy birthday Cuz Sara! Always enjoy your company at the conventions. Thanks for keeping Robert in check! We don't want him getting any more weird than he already is.  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Meek on January 14, 2008, 06:43:32 PM

    Congratulations Cousin Sara on yer birthday.
    In the words of Bulwinkle Moose's toast "Here's lookin' up yer ancestors!"

    And then my favorite toast "Here's sand in yer gears!"

    "Meek"(lightly toasted)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: vpdogjoe on January 14, 2008, 08:30:43 PM
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: The Drunken Severed Head on January 14, 2008, 08:49:36 PM
And "thank you!" for still having them! As Sally Fields might say, "We like you, we really like you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: ramsey37 on January 15, 2008, 01:22:21 AM
Harpy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on January 15, 2008, 03:16:52 AM
Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Tom Smith Monsternut on January 15, 2008, 11:28:38 AM
Happy birthday from me too !

Tom
Title: Re: Do I smell frosting...?
Post by: packy120353 on January 22, 2008, 07:25:30 AM
I try miserably to catch all birthdays, with very little success. But  - I am on this day honored to be the first to wish the happiest of days to my good friend CREEPY JEEPY! And to celebrate this occasion I will tell the tale of how your friends temporarily lost their hearing -
There once was a Creepster named Jeff,
Whose friends were all hearing bereft.
One night he got plowed,
started singing out loud,
His tonality scared them to deaf

Just kidding my Bro, I've never even heard you sing! Heard you try though....more kidding! To the nicest most stright ahead and right on dude in all of Monsterdom HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a great day!

paul
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: vpdogjoe on January 22, 2008, 08:54:53 AM
Happy Birthday Creepyjeff!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Meek on January 22, 2008, 09:48:03 AM

    Many Happy Returns of the Day(and I don't mean boomerangs)


    "Meek"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: The Drunken Severed Head on January 22, 2008, 10:04:47 AM
Happy day oh joy! Here's to Mrs. Pripusich's baby boy!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: typhooforme on January 22, 2008, 02:32:13 PM
Jeep-jeep!  Happy Birthday to the creepiest Jeep I know!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: CreepyJeff on January 22, 2008, 02:35:11 PM
A hundred thank yous to all of you!  Or wait, that's how old I feel.  How about MANY thanks for your sentiments!  So far the best thing that's happened as I embark on my 49th year.  Hmmm...49....frighteningly close to 50.  Well, you're only as old as you feel.  Cough, gasp!  (Thanks again everyone!)

Creepy Jeff
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: fmofmpls on January 22, 2008, 03:50:57 PM
Jeff, come here and give me a birthday kiss. HaPpY BiRtHdAy JeFf !
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: CreepyJeff on January 22, 2008, 07:54:09 PM
Jeff, come here and give me a birthday kiss. HaPpY BiRtHdAy JeFf !

Oh alright.  But NO TONGUES this year!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: michblk on January 22, 2008, 08:18:11 PM
Happy Birthday Creepy!

BK
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: monsterphile on January 22, 2008, 08:45:42 PM
  Well, you're only as old as you feel.  Cough, gasp!  (Thanks again everyone!)
Creepy Jeff

So go out and feel some 19-year olds.   Happy Birthday Jeff and a full moon tonight too.

Rob
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Jim Bertges on January 23, 2008, 01:52:34 AM
Oh, Happy Day! I feel it's always much better to get another birthday than not to. Enjoy, celebrate and we'll see you next year for another one.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on January 23, 2008, 02:48:46 AM
Happy Birthday Jeff!  You look and act much younger than 49.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Morkai on January 23, 2008, 05:16:23 AM
Happy Birthday :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: CreepyJeff on January 23, 2008, 03:03:45 PM
Thanks Rob, Jim, Ray and Morkai!  (Ray - only 48 but thanks for the compliment which I'm assuming you intended as much.)  ;D

No monster presents this year so I bought myself a couple things on ebay "from me to me".  Finished completing my original blue Marx figures with the Mummy and Hunchback and I also bought my very first original lobby card:  $23 for an original from the 1963 "The Haunting".  One of my all time favorite ghost/haunted house movies. 

Best,
Creepy Jeff
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: hhwolfman on February 03, 2008, 10:34:12 PM
I don't know if I am going to be on tomorrow. So here is an early birthday Howl,  To Robert Taylor. HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLL The Fake Wolfman. HHW
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: raycastile on February 03, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
I'll also say happy birthday now, in case I forget later.  Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Jim Bertges on February 04, 2008, 01:23:13 AM
This is a momentous occaision that deserves to be celebrated early! Happy Day Robert and many many more!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: ramsey37 on February 04, 2008, 03:55:17 AM
Harpy Beastday!
George
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: vpdogjoe on February 04, 2008, 09:19:05 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR COUSIN Robert!

Will see you at lunch to celebrate.

from your goofy cuzzie
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on February 04, 2008, 09:57:09 AM
Happiest of  Birthdays to even elder Robert!
And to mjbear also  - you are my age now congrats!

pk
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: packy120353 on February 04, 2008, 09:58:11 AM
And to Marsha also yesterday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Wich2 on February 04, 2008, 10:35:46 AM
Happiest, (even more-) Elder Robert!!!

God bless your "new year,"
-Craig W.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: misterhorror on February 04, 2008, 11:11:18 AM
Have a very Happy Birthday and I wish you many more to come.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: typhooforme on February 04, 2008, 11:30:50 AM
Thank'ee, all!  When I awoke this morning and pulled the cobwebs off my eyes and got myself stuck together and the limbs loosened up, I looked into the main movie room, saluted the various images of Boris and Bela and the Lons, and decided that one more monstrous birthday was gonna be do-able, creaking joints, rusting bones, and general decay aside.  We're having a brief warm spell here in southwestern Ohio--today is supposed to be 60, and I'm 61!  Here I am, looking not a day older...
(http://www.geocities.com/marcusfayne/beaverhat.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: MonsterArt on February 04, 2008, 11:39:19 AM
Happiest of birthdays to the man, the myth, the legend.

Also to Robert Taylor.  ;D

Frank
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Meek on February 04, 2008, 11:55:18 AM

   Many happy returns of the day to Elder Robert--one of the few people who gets my obscure jokes, quotes and idle remarks.

    "Meek"(who has a date with the snow blower later this morning)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Wich2 on February 04, 2008, 01:09:53 PM
"Here I am, looking not a day older..."

Than what...?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: Gary D Macabre on February 04, 2008, 02:56:08 PM
Oh Man! it's Robert Taylor Day already!   All my best ol' man.  And of course to Marsha too HBD!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: typhooforme on February 04, 2008, 03:40:15 PM
"Here I am, looking not a day older..."

Than what...?


Oh, the possibilities!  ....than dirt?  ....than Herculaneum?  .....than Imhotep?  ......than Roderic Femm?   
Title: Re: Happy Birthday !
Post by: The Phantom Creep on February 04, 2008, 05:38:33 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT !!!



(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h206/johnfoam/HAPPYBDAY02.jpg)