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Chitter Chatter => General Discussion => Topic started by: Illoman on April 09, 2009, 06:59:42 PM

Title: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: Illoman on April 09, 2009, 06:59:42 PM
Unbelievable!! I knew about bats, wolves... but a fish?  :o

http://news.aol.com/article/dracula-fish/421595?icid=main|aimzones|dl1|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fdracula-fish%2F421595 (http://news.aol.com/article/dracula-fish/421595?icid=main%7Caimzones%7Cdl1%7Clink4%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fdracula-fish%2F421595)

Mike
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: Mike Scott on April 09, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9446/dracufish.jpg)
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: mike c on April 09, 2009, 11:23:02 PM
Haha! I was about to post that story, you beat me to it by a longshot!

Oh the pun fodder this would've been for Uncle Forry...

Cod Dracula (portrayed by the masterful Bela Fluke-osi) coming to Carfax Algae with his henchman Finfield (the delightful Dwight Smallfry), being pursued by Dr. Van Herring in order to save Minnow Harker...

I'll stop now.
I know those puns really smelt.
I've never tried fish puns on such a scale, really.

(Interestingly, there actually is a 'coffinfish'!).

Mike C.







Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: Gasport on April 10, 2009, 11:13:14 AM
WOW, Mike! I think you must have been actually channeling Forry with that barrage of fish puns. Inspired!!
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: Wolf Man on April 10, 2009, 11:23:14 AM
Ouch, Ouch,  the puns oh the puns.  I agree, you must have been channeling Uncle Forry.  Good job, made me laugh out loud. 
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: ChrisW on April 10, 2009, 07:48:29 PM
Thank goodness he's not British, because then he'd be English Channeling !
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: mike c on April 11, 2009, 01:07:05 AM
Quote from: ChrisW on April 10, 2009, 07:48:29 PM
Thank goodness he's not British, because then he'd be English Channeling !


Boooo!  ;)


Mike C.
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG on April 12, 2009, 05:40:24 AM
(Interestingly, there actually is a 'coffinfish'!).
~ Mike C.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Beloved Brother, MIKE C.
... Of course, there is!
... From where, else, would you think, the DRACULA-FISH arises, each night, at sunset?!
... Hecky Durn! There's, probably, even, a COFFIN-RAYFISH!
... Wonderful puns, you've writ!
... Only an olde fossil, versed, in fish-tails, could, so accurately, describe the scene!
... Mayhap, couldst the "C.", of your Patronymic, be an abbreviated reef-ference, to COELACANTH?!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
DR. TIMOTHY Van HERRING,  whose Motto is: "He who SMELT it, dealt it!"
Title: Re: Dracula fish!!!
Post by: ChattyLMS on April 12, 2009, 09:47:00 AM
I'm going to have a good laugh it was so punny!
He's an evil looking fellow.  I didn't read the article.  Can he bite off a human hand?