Universal Monster Army

Chitter Chatter => General Discussion => Topic started by: Monsters For Sale on November 01, 2022, 11:52:18 PM

Title: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 01, 2022, 11:52:18 PM
The Powerball drawing is expected to be at least 1.2 billion dollars soon.  I was thinking...


If I had a billion dollars, I could make 900 people millionaires and still keep 100 million dollars for myself.

Kinda sobering to think of it in those terms, huh?
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Hepcat on November 01, 2022, 11:59:29 PM
If you win just remember who got you those scans a few days ago.

;)

And I promise I won't waste the money jet setting around the world and eating escargots. I'd be spending it all on more of the kid stuff I collect!

:)

Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: YoungestMonsterKid on November 02, 2022, 07:00:43 AM
If I had money like that I'd spend some on collecting. But I'd do charity for most of it.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Hepcat on November 02, 2022, 12:19:36 PM
The WOMAN wants to open a Wildlife Sanctuary fronted by a classic diner/soda fountain if and when we win a lottery. I'd make sure there was space enough for at least a dozen electromechanical pinball machines plus a mega slot car track adjacent to the lunch counter. And drive-in facilities complete with a movie screen and waitresses on roller skates out front!

8)

Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 02, 2022, 01:11:45 PM
What I would do if I won that billion dollars. Oh, who am I kidding? I would never win that billion dollars!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Plastic Nebula on November 02, 2022, 07:14:31 PM
I would probably become an evil super villain.  >:D
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Hepcat on November 02, 2022, 09:53:15 PM
A wise choice!

>:D
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 02, 2022, 09:55:18 PM
Quote from: Plastic Nebula on November 02, 2022, 07:14:31 PM
I would probably become an evil super villain.  >:D

Don't we have enough of those already?
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Doh! on November 03, 2022, 12:26:03 AM
I'd splurge and get both NECA color and black-and-white Universal Monsters!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 03, 2022, 12:48:50 AM
I see nobody got the big prize today.

Next drawing is estimated at 1.5 Billion!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 03, 2022, 02:08:37 AM
Quote from: Doh! on November 03, 2022, 12:26:03 AM
I'd splurge and get both NECA color and black-and-white Universal Monsters!

How decadent!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 03, 2022, 02:25:42 AM
With that kind of ready cash, fine dining could take on a new dimension.  You would automatically say yes when they ask you, "Would you like to super-size that?"
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 03, 2022, 12:40:58 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 03, 2022, 02:25:42 AM
"Would you like to super-size that?"

And I could finally afford to add an apple pie with my order!  :)
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Hepcat on November 03, 2022, 12:48:22 PM
Plus a personal trainer from Gold's Gym to keep your weight down!

(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/g434/Balticprince/Frank_Zane.jpg)

;D

Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 03, 2022, 01:12:43 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on November 03, 2022, 12:40:58 PM
And I could finally afford to add an apple pie with my order!  :) 

Oh, sure.  Just burn right through your money!

No wonder so many LOTTO winners wind up penniless.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 03, 2022, 07:10:57 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if Elon Musk bought the winning ticket?
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 03, 2022, 08:53:30 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 03, 2022, 07:10:57 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if Elon Musk bought the winning ticket?

If you think watching me throw up is funny.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 04, 2022, 04:07:10 AM
Quote from: Mike Scott on November 03, 2022, 08:53:30 PM
If you think watching me throw up is funny. 

Hold it in.  You don't want to have an empty stomach next Tuesday.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 04, 2022, 02:24:53 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 04, 2022, 04:07:10 AM
You don't want to have an empty stomach next Tuesday.

Or do I ?
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 05, 2022, 11:05:38 PM

        28   45   53   56   69           PB: 20

Anybody here win something?

(I haven't checked my numbers yet.  I'll do that after I hear from some others for whom I bought tickets.)
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 05, 2022, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 05, 2022, 11:05:38 PM
Anybody here win something?

Yipee! I have the winning numbers!

28   45   53   56   69           PB: 20



Now, if I could only go back in time!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 06, 2022, 08:27:43 AM
Nobody got it.  It is estimated that the next drawing will be for 1.9 billion.

Would someone explain the "multiplier number" to me?
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 06, 2022, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 06, 2022, 08:27:43 AM
Would someone explain the "multiplier number" to me?

"multiplier number" ?
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 07, 2022, 05:06:55 PM
Last drawing I bought tickets for me and 3 others - one was having a birthday.  None of us got anything.


I'm feeling luckier today.

Yesterday, I felt something on the back of my neck and grabbed at it, thinking it might be a spider.  When I heard it crunch between my fingers, I thought it might be a cockroach or beetle.

I placed in on the table in front of me and turned on the lamp.  It was a tiny cricket.  I thought it must be a new one, because he couldn't possibly be as loud as the one that has been sharing my bedroom for the past 6 weeks or so.

Last night was so quiet I could hardly get to sleep.  Must have been him.


I bought another Powerball ticket.



Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 07, 2022, 06:19:18 PM
Never bought a lottery ticket, of any kind, in my life. I like to get something for my money!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 07, 2022, 07:03:43 PM
When I die, there will still be money in my savings and checking accounts to be inherited by someone who never worked a day for it.

I'm just reducing that amount by a very few dollars.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 07, 2022, 08:12:54 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 07, 2022, 07:03:43 PM
I'm just reducing that amount by a very few dollars.

If you find out you have something terminal, blow it all on booze and hookers!
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 07, 2022, 08:51:03 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on November 07, 2022, 08:12:54 PM
If you find out you have something terminal, blow it all on booze and hookers!

Don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, never married, no kids.  All that money (after monster stuff) went into the bank.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Mike Scott on November 07, 2022, 11:01:13 PM
Give it to your favorite charity, then.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 08, 2022, 11:35:45 AM

The next drawing is for 2.04 billion.
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Hepcat on November 08, 2022, 12:06:49 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on November 07, 2022, 08:51:03 PMDon't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, never married, no kids.  All that money (after monster stuff) went into the bank.

What about all your favourite hookers, you know the ones that keep you tethered to high-tax California? You can spend more money on them. The more money you leave in the bank the more the IRS will take you know.

???
Title: Re: $1000,000,000.00
Post by: Monsters For Sale on November 08, 2022, 02:20:18 PM
They since amended the report of no winner.  Now they are saying that there was ONE winner of the 2.04 billion dollar prize.

Bet he has a lot of new friends.