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Title: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 16, 2020, 04:07:55 AM

"US actor Harrison Ford is to reprise his role as adventurer Indiana Jones in the Disney movie franchise.

The film, to be directed by James Mangold, is to be the 78-year-old actor's fifth and final instalment as Indy.

The film is due for release in July 2022."

       https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55270909


Can Disney milk a product, or what?
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on December 16, 2020, 04:48:49 AM
Please don't do that.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 16, 2020, 09:56:25 AM
Why, oh, why?
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 16, 2020, 10:32:04 AM

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater..."
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 16, 2020, 12:04:51 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 16, 2020, 10:32:04 AM
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater..."

I'll pass.👎🏻🤮
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: BijouBob8mm on January 11, 2021, 07:23:33 PM
There has been talk for some time about Ford doing another, even before Disney got involved.  The only surprise is hearing that Spielberg won't be directing the final outing.  Given how many years and writers went into the screenplay for KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL, there's no excuse for it being the mess it was.  I felt like I was watching a SyFy Channel movie.  Had that been the film to introduce us to Indy Jones back in 1981, there would have never been a franchise.  But there are enough die hard fans that any film that has the names of both Indy Jones and Harrison Ford on the poster is bound to sell tickets.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on January 11, 2021, 08:46:15 PM
Quote from: BijouBob8mm on January 11, 2021, 07:23:33 PM
Given how many years and writers went into the screenplay for KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL, there's no excuse for it being the mess it was.

Actually, that probably is the reason it was bad.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on January 11, 2021, 08:47:46 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on January 11, 2021, 08:46:15 PM
Actually, that probably is the reason it was bad. 

Too many cooks...
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: BigShadow on March 05, 2021, 12:22:34 AM
Indiana Jones 16: The Nursing Home Pudding Caper
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on March 05, 2021, 12:56:45 AM
Indiana Jones and the Tapioca Dessert

Indiana Jones and the Broken Hip

Indiana Jones and the Jeopardy Reruns

Indiana Jones and the Lost Slippers

Indiana Jones and the Forgotten Relatives
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Joseph_Baeza on March 05, 2021, 07:46:49 AM
Indiana Jones and The Lost Car Keys
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on March 05, 2021, 09:47:22 AM
INDIANA JONES 5:  He's Fallen and He Can't Get Up!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: marsattacks666 on March 05, 2021, 03:16:20 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on March 05, 2021, 09:47:22 AM
INDIANA JONES 5:  He's Fallen and He Can't Get Up!

🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: BijouBob8mm on March 18, 2021, 02:32:18 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE DENTURES OF DEATH:  Indy, Marcus Brody and Sallah are in a race against time (and each other) to acquire the last known pair of wooden teeth worn by George Washington before "Chicken Delight Night" at the Sunrise Retirement Home....
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Lunkenstein on March 19, 2021, 03:19:11 PM
If they were smart, they would tailor the 78 year old Jones to his age and change up the story, but I won't hold my breath.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on October 04, 2021, 08:04:13 PM
Quote from: Lunkenstein on March 19, 2021, 03:19:11 PM
If they were smart, they would tailor the 78 year old Jones to his age and change up the story, but I won't hold my breath. 

Seems like a great opportunity to hand future series entries over to his son (the one he didn't know he had) and resign Indiana to the role played by Sean Connery in an earlier adventure.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on May 27, 2022, 01:09:42 AM

Harrison Ford announced that the scheduled release date is June 30, 2023.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on May 27, 2022, 01:42:14 AM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on May 27, 2022, 01:09:42 AM
Harrison Ford announced that the scheduled release date is June 30, 2023.

A month short of his 81st birthday!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Haunted hearse on May 29, 2022, 10:43:42 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on October 04, 2021, 08:04:13 PM
Seems like a great opportunity to hand future series entries over to his son (the one he didn't know he had) and resign Indiana to the role played by Sean Connery in an earlier adventure.
But it won't be his son, it will be an empowered whamin, which will be the new Indiana Jones. Considering Kathleen Kennedy is behind this, the new female Indiana Jones will be the bestus evah.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: marsattacks666 on June 02, 2022, 12:57:00 AM
Yet another franchise ruined by Kathleen Kennedy
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: MonsterBaker666 on June 03, 2022, 12:37:12 PM
UIndy 4 was atrocious.  Can't really see this one being any better. 
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Haunted hearse on June 07, 2022, 08:32:59 AM
Quote from: MonsterBaker666 on June 03, 2022, 12:37:12 PM
UIndy 4 was atrocious.  Can't really see this one being any better.
In all honesty, Indiana Jones 4 was like the Star Wars prequels, it had some of the same characters as the earlier Indiana Jones films, but wasn't very good. However, the SW prequel series were a lot better then the sequel series. The next Indiana Jones film will very likely be like the SW sequel series.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: MonsterBaker666 on June 08, 2022, 07:25:46 AM
Timex will tell.  The SW prequels were terrible.  WAY too much cgi, the main story was unnecessary,  acting varied between ok and terrible,  made the Jedi out to be stupid ("We all sense GRAVE DANGER if he's taught to ge a Jedi, but w hff at the hay, you can train him."), and how can we forget, "Nooooooooooo!!!".

The sequels started ok, tho just a soft reboot. Then the 2nd one was just full of stupid stuff ( Mary Poppins...in space!!!), which they then had to try to fix and explain  in the 3rd film, and they added more stupidness ("We need a beacon to tell us which way this armada of space ships need to go away from this planet...how about that...strait up!"). 

The main problem I see with this new Indy film...he's way too old.  And the timeline has got to be the 1960s or 60s, and the indy character felt out of place in the 50s.  To me he's really going to feel out of place during the disco era!
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on September 11, 2022, 02:25:09 PM

A couple glimpses:

     https://youtu.be/z0yMEJafqqk

     https://youtu.be/R_yRbIG_1Xg
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on September 11, 2022, 04:37:25 PM
Why are there Nazis in this movie?
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Haunted hearse on September 11, 2022, 07:56:07 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on September 11, 2022, 04:37:25 PM
Why are there Nazis in this movie?
If what I heard is correct, This will involve altering the timeline, so the character that Harrison Ford plays is erased, and a female Indiana Jones will take the place of the character. I certainly hope this isn't the case, but never forget that Kathleen Kennedy hates the male characters that have been the foundation of Lucas Films. Kennedy was seen in one picture where a diagonal was drawn across Mark Hammil's Luke Skywalker. She honestly hates these characters that much.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 01, 2022, 05:56:12 PM
Here is a teaser/trailer for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny:

         https://youtu.be/nIzPvirp4bo


The effects look too CGI for me.  Too bad they didn't do more practical effects-looking photography.  I know Ford is too old to do most of this stuff, but I have seen some amazing double work in other movies.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on December 01, 2022, 06:37:13 PM
I like the callback to the first movie, right at the end of the clip.  :)
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Doh! on December 02, 2022, 01:34:35 AM
I'm sure I'll see it in the theater, but I fear you can't go home again. Did like the last gag in the new trailer, however.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: MonsterBaker666 on December 02, 2022, 09:58:20 AM
I just saw the trailer.  Looks...OK.  Appears to have scenes of action with CGI effects that look CGI.  We were all blown away by the action scenes with live stunt work (they even did a TV special on CBS focusing on the stunt work from the film).  Yes, they blended it with special effects matte paintings and miniatures, but the stunts were done live and were great.  Then came Crystal Skull with all the BAD CGI stunts - and it just didn't quite fit in the 1950s.  Now it's, what, the 1970s??  You definitely can't go home again. 

But, yeah, I'll see it in the theaters.  Maybe going into it with low expectations will be good if the film turns out to be great. 
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: BigShadow on June 03, 2023, 01:45:58 AM
Indiana Jones died after Last Crusade.  Not sure what four and five are...definitely not Indy.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: MonsterBaker666 on June 03, 2023, 06:00:13 AM
Hard to tell if Indy 5 will be good or bad.  Indy 4 looked pretty good from the trailer, but the film sucked big time for numerous reasons.  So yes, this one looks a bit closer to the first 3 films, and I'll go to see it, but I have a feeling it just won't work for me.  But, unlike most fans of the films, I really didn't like Indy 3 that much.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Mike Scott on June 03, 2023, 12:12:27 PM
Quote from: MonsterBaker666 on June 03, 2023, 06:00:13 AM
But, unlike most fans of the films, I really didn't like Indy 3 that much.

Why is there no "unlike" button? I oughta report you to the moderator!  ;D
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: Monsters For Sale on June 03, 2023, 12:39:01 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on June 03, 2023, 12:12:27 PM
Why is there no "unlike" button? I oughta report you to the moderator!  ;D 

Yeah.  Why not?  We could make the Dislikes anonymous so there are no hard feelings.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: MonsterBaker666 on June 03, 2023, 02:58:01 PM
I also hated The Indiana Jones Chronicles tv series.
Title: Re: Indiana Jones FIVE
Post by: CountWolkoff on December 12, 2023, 09:23:18 AM
Another L for Lucasfilm.