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Chitter Chatter => General Discussion => Topic started by: Count_Zirock on January 10, 2014, 02:35:05 AM

Title: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Count_Zirock on January 10, 2014, 02:35:05 AM
Giant Oarfish Discovered Off California Coast And Scientists Suspect Radioactive Gigantism (http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/giant-fish-found-in-california/)
(http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/storage/science/giant.fish.radiation.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1385146707987)
Giant Squid Discovered On California Coast And Scientists Suspect Radioactive Gigantism (http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/giant-squid-in-california/)
(http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/storage/science/giant.radioactive.fukushima.squid.3.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1388988107064)

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Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Fester on January 10, 2014, 02:58:09 AM
Would be kinda cool if it were real.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/Fake-News/ss/Giant-Squid-Found-in-California.htm (http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/Fake-News/ss/Giant-Squid-Found-in-California.htm)

Unfortunately for the story, the people who run Snopes.com live near the supposed squid sighting.
They actually went there to see it in person.  No Calimari lunch there.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/giantsquid.asp (http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/giantsquid.asp)
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Count_Zirock on January 10, 2014, 03:22:40 AM
Quote from: Fester on January 10, 2014, 02:58:09 AM
Would be kinda cool if it were real.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/Fake-News/ss/Giant-Squid-Found-in-California.htm (http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/Fake-News/ss/Giant-Squid-Found-in-California.htm)

Unfortunately for the story, the people who run Snopes.com live near the supposed squid sighting.
They actually went there to see it in person.  No Calimari lunch there.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/giantsquid.asp (http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/giantsquid.asp)
Spoil sport!

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Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Pauspy on January 10, 2014, 10:10:04 AM
Is it fake? Or is Fester part of the COVER UP?? :o
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Mike Scott on January 10, 2014, 11:06:24 AM
I might have bought the first one, 'cause I don't know what an oarfish is, or how big they usually get, but the squid? Come on!!!
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Fester on January 11, 2014, 01:47:54 AM
Here is a real Giant Oarfish that washed ashore near San Diego in 1996-- that is 15 years Before Fukushima.

(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/802/qt9m.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/i/maqt9mj)
Those Marines are holding up a 27 footer--about 250 lbs.

The Oarfish can get to 36 feet and 300 lbs.

To see how to make a fake giant sea critter photo and the original photo sources, check out this link:
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/monstrous-radioactive-squid-on-california-beach-some-actually-believe-these-stories/ (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outposts/post/monstrous-radioactive-squid-on-california-beach-some-actually-believe-these-stories/)
QuoteIs it fake? Or is Fester part of the COVER UP??
Ach! They're on to me . . .
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Mike Scott on January 11, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
Quote from: Fester on January 11, 2014, 01:47:54 AM
Here is a real Giant Oarfish

That's a big damn fish!
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Count_Zirock on January 12, 2014, 04:43:03 AM
Quote from: Mike Scott on January 11, 2014, 03:00:18 PM
That's a big damn fish!
Big fish. Swallow you whole![/Quint]

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Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Dr.Cyclops on January 12, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXohMziegh4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXohMziegh4)
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: Fester on January 12, 2014, 03:00:04 PM
That's a taka ichise or Hokkaido Sea Horta. Good eatin' although the big ones kinda smell funny.  Sorta like a Tuna-Parmesan Casserole. Best to catch them while they are younger. 

They are also hard to keep on your fork.

::)
Title: Re: "Radioactive Gigantism" Comes True!
Post by: horrorhunter on January 12, 2014, 03:06:00 PM
Quote from: Dr.Cyclops on January 12, 2014, 02:22:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXohMziegh4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXohMziegh4)
Kinda looks like the elusive pornus funbuttonus bigsquirtus gigantus. Hard to come by.  :P