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Chitter Chatter => General Discussion => Topic started by: Gillfan on March 30, 2013, 06:36:37 PM

Title: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Gillfan on March 30, 2013, 06:36:37 PM
If the monkey tears off his face, would he become a Phantom Of The Opera type mad recluse?

Only one way to find out...

http://laist.com/2013/03/30/justin_bieber_tries_to_sneak_his_mo.php#photo-1 (http://laist.com/2013/03/30/justin_bieber_tries_to_sneak_his_mo.php#photo-1)


(http://laist.com/upload/2013/03/justin_bieber_monkey1.jpg?922)
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Dr. Madd on March 30, 2013, 07:06:07 PM
What does Bieber need with a monkey?
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Gillfan on March 30, 2013, 07:19:48 PM
Mojo the Monkey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHxOiFxNDzw#)
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Haunted hearse on March 30, 2013, 07:46:00 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor that Beiber was brought up on charges for animal abuse, when he was caught choking his Monkey? :P
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: tv horror on March 30, 2013, 09:12:33 PM
No he was just monkeying around!
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: charp13 on March 30, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
NOOOOO! Why do they always want monkeys?? Parakeets are awesome! Cats are cool! And dogs are mans/woman's best friend!
I took the time one night, and watched "Never Say Never", the Justin Beiber movie, and he seems like a nice young man with a nice mom. Also that Beauty and a Beat song is really catchy! But I will never understand why people think monkeys belong in a house  :(
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Gasport on March 31, 2013, 12:26:17 AM
He obviously chose the monkey because it was his intellectual equal. Who else would you discuss everything from Darwinism to who can fling their poop the farthest with?
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Count_Zirock on March 31, 2013, 01:52:10 AM
Quote from: Gasport on March 31, 2013, 12:26:17 AMHe obviously chose the monkey because it was his intellectual equal. Who else would you discuss everything from Darwinism to who can fling their poop the farthest with?
Well, Scatter already has a day job... :P
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: Scatter on March 31, 2013, 01:12:27 PM
I refuse to allow my kind to be disparaged in this way. Sadly, once one of us goes to live with Bieber it reflects badly on all of us.
Title: Re: Beiber gets helper monkey
Post by: ChattyLMS on March 31, 2013, 09:38:57 PM
How can he take of a monkey if he can't take care of himself?  Ask Lindsay Lohan...