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Title: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 18, 2012, 05:09:38 PM

Since we are down to the last 3 days of our collective existence, I thought it would be nice to know just what time of day it will all end on the 21st.  By-the-way, I am in the Pacific Time Zone.

I need to go to the store today.  Can enyone tell me if I need to lay in supplies for the whole day? Do I just need eggs for breakfast - or will I also be having lunch?

Just curious.

(Maybe it will be like New Year's Eve, and I can watch the fireball drop on New York 3 hours before me.)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 18, 2012, 05:25:35 PM
You're gone at 3:11 AM ... go to Denny's for an early breakfast, leave a big tip ..  ;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 18, 2012, 05:29:36 PM
Quote from: Flower on December 18, 2012, 05:25:35 PM
You're gone at 3:11 AM ... go to Denny's for an early breakfast, leave a big tip ..  ;)

I didn't know you work at Denny's!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 18, 2012, 05:34:51 PM
I'm in the Eastern Time Zone ... and not near any Denny's ...  :D

I'm just a believer in big tips ....  8)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Ghost on December 18, 2012, 05:45:42 PM
If you take into account that the Mayans probably did not observe daylight savings time or leap years the Mayan apocalypse came and went without anyone noticing, my oreo says we will be okay.

(http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=AccordingToTheMayanCalendarMeme.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 18, 2012, 06:51:53 PM
I'm going to say.........4:30-5:00pm. Why? Because, that is the time the sun starts to set. The sky becomes very dark. If....as predicted there is meteor shower, then, it will scarier. Everything is scary in the dark. No power, no light.
SCARY!!!!!!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 18, 2012, 08:42:07 PM
Anybody notice we haven't been hearing much about this BS, recently?  Don't know when I last saw a Discovery Channel special on this subject! I wonder where the "believers" will be hiding (from anyone wanting to know what went wrong) after New Years?  :laugh:
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 18, 2012, 08:53:05 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on December 18, 2012, 08:42:07 PM
Anybody notice we haven't been hearing much about this BS, recently?  Don't know when I last saw a Discovery Channel special on this subject! I wonder where the "believers" will be hiding (from anyone wanting to know what went wrong) after New Years?  :laugh:


Yeah, kinda weird. Considering we've been bombard from the media with all the sillyness the past several years. I can remember seeing t.v. documentaries on the subject in the mid nineties.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 18, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Quote from: Mike Scott on December 18, 2012, 08:42:07 PM
Anybody notice we haven't been hearing much about this BS, recently?  Don't know when I last saw a Discovery Channel special on this subject! I wonder where the "believers" will be hiding (from anyone wanting to know what went wrong) after New Years?  :laugh:

Maybe that's because this time it's...  TRUE!!!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 18, 2012, 09:35:53 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 18, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Maybe that's because this time it's...  TRUE!!!



Now I'm SCARED!!!!!!  :P
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 18, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 18, 2012, 09:11:34 PM
Maybe that's because this time it's...  TRUE!!!

Doooon't youuuuu belieeeeve it!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: charp13 on December 18, 2012, 09:40:13 PM
my head hurts  :(
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 18, 2012, 09:47:09 PM
Quote from: charp13 on December 18, 2012, 09:40:13 PM
my head hurts  :(

First sign of The Apocalypse!  ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 18, 2012, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: charp13 on December 18, 2012, 09:40:13 PM
my head hurts  :(


Why? Because you are scared too? Or.....because of all the nonsensical rubbish the media dishes out? Do you need some Tylenolâ„¢?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 18, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
 Too bad Karen isn't buying into this either, maybe I could have talked her into letting me buy a bunch of monster items.  Just so I could go out happy.  Then a great big "OOPS" on the morning of the 22nd.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Scatter on December 19, 2012, 12:24:38 AM
Quote from: CreepysFan on December 18, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
Too bad Karen isn't buying into this either, maybe I could have talked her into letting me buy a bunch of monster items.  Just so I could go out happy.  Then a great big "OOPS" on the morning of the 22nd.

Wives are SO selfish.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on December 19, 2012, 12:26:54 AM
This pretty much sums up my feelings on the Mayan Apocalypse:

(http://imageshack.us/a/img209/1682/tumblrm50iqtahwp1qhb36s.jpg)


But then, maybe this is what the Mayans were on about . . .


(http://imageshack.us/a/img6/4968/tumblrlydgjbmr0e1qhi3dk.png)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ChattyLMS on December 19, 2012, 12:42:11 AM
Diane Sawyer said it was cancelled.
I think it because there was no funding for it.  The govenment has 5000 years until the world ends again.  They should be able to save up some money by then.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 19, 2012, 07:26:50 AM
Quote from: ChattyLMS on December 19, 2012, 12:42:11 AM
Diane Sawyer said it was cancelled.
I think it because there was no funding for it.  The govenment has 5000 years until the world ends again.  They should be able to save up some money by then.


:D :D :D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 19, 2012, 08:32:44 PM
TCM is goin' out in style! Here's the Fri. end of the world schedule!

7:00 AM
The Lost Missile  (1958)
Dir: William Berke Cast:  Robert Loggia , Ellen Parker , Philip Pine. 71 min.
Super-hot alien missile circles Earth, setting fires and melting cities. Loggia races against time to destroy it before it reaches N.Y.C. Too cheap for its ideas, but Loggia is good. Ending is surprisingly downbeat. 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

8:30 
The Satan Bug   (1965)
Dir: John Sturges Cast:  George Maharis , Richard Basehart , Anne Francis. C- 115 min.
John Sturges directed this sizzling suspenser about a nerve-racking chase to recover flasks of a lethal virus which were stolen from a government lab by a deranged and dangerous scientist. 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10:30 AM
The Last Man On Earth (1964)
Dir: Sidney Salkow Cast:  Vincent Price , Franca Bettoja , Emma Danieli . 87 min.
A deadly virus turns most of the world's population into blood-drinking ghouls.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

12:00 PM
The Bed Sitting Room (1969)
Dir: Richard Lester Cast:  Rita Tushingham , Ralph Richardson , Peter Cook . C- 91 min.
New Wave director Richard Lester joins former members of THE GOON SHOW to create a series of comic sketches about a post-nuclear London.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

2:00 PM
Five (1951)
Dir: Arch Oboler Cast:  William Phipps , Susan Douglas , James Anderson . 91 min.
Intriguing, offbeat film by famed radio writer-director Oboler about the survivors of an atomic holocaust. Talky (and sometimes given to purple prose) but interesting. Filmed in and around Oboler's Frank Lloyd Wright house.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4:00 PM
Panic in Year Zero (1962)   
Dir: Ray Milland Cast:  Ray Milland , Jean Hagen , Frankie Avalon . 92 min.
A vacationing family tries to survive the aftermath of nuclear war.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6:00 PM
The World, The Flesh, And The Devil (1959)
Dir: Ranald MacDougall Cast:  Harry Belafonte , Inger Stevens , Mel Ferrer . 95 min.
Belafonte and Stevens are only survivors of worldwide nuclear accident; their uneasy relationship is jarred by arrival of Ferrer. Intriguing film starts well, bogs down halfway through, and presents ridiculous conclusion. Best scenes are at beginning, when Belafonte is alone in an impressively deserted Manhattan.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 19, 2012, 08:35:09 PM
I'll make the popcorn. ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: horror1o1 on December 19, 2012, 08:40:11 PM
Quote from: Ghost on December 18, 2012, 05:45:42 PM
If you take into account that the Mayans probably did not observe daylight savings time or leap years the Mayan apocalypse came and went without anyone noticing, my oreo says we will be okay.

(http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=AccordingToTheMayanCalendarMeme.jpg)

yup the end has already happened years ago.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 19, 2012, 08:43:29 PM
Quote from: horror1o1 on December 19, 2012, 08:40:11 PM
yup the end has already happened years ago.

"World Ends! Film at eleven!"
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
The world is not going to end. This is a time of change/ramped up earth changes that have been happening for a few years already. The only thing many experts are concerned about are ramped up solar flare caused by EMP's that could take out huge grids. Anything with a microchip gets toasted.. No lights ,water, gas etc.
I do have a months worth of food,water etc stored up but didn't go with buying a few guns like I was going to. If it doesn't happen I just consider it proactive shopping.  ::)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 09:11:47 PM

      Quote:  TCM is goin' out in style! Here's the Fri. end of the world schedule!"


"The Bed Sitting Room" is British farce taken to its most absurdist.  I mean, radiation poisining mutating people into furniture!

As you will see, the Brits certainly have confidence in their subways!

This one won't be for everyone, but I love it.  Marty Feldman always knocks me out - even though many of the movies he has appeared in simply are badly written.

But, I don't want to spend my last hours watching TV.  I want to go outside and watch it all fall apart/explode'implode/end with a bang/end with a whimper/fade to black.  I'd hate to miss that show!

Let's all gather together and go out singing and whistling "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life".

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 19, 2012, 09:17:47 PM
Singing is a good thing .. but we need to vote on the song.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 09:18:55 PM
Quote from: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
The world is not going to end. This is a time of change/ramped up earth changes that have been happening for a few years already. The only thing many experts are concerned about are ramped up solar flare caused by EMP's that could take out huge grids. Anything with a microchip gets toasted.. No lights ,water, gas etc.
I do have a months worth of food,water etc stored up but didn't go with buying a few guns like I was going to. If it doesn't happen I just consider it proactive shopping.  ::)

You planning on having a big appetite after THE WORLD FREAKING ENDS!?!?!?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 09:27:09 PM
Quote from: Flower on December 19, 2012, 09:17:47 PM
Singing is a good thing .. but we need to vote on the song.

OK. Let's compile a list of end of the world song to be sung.  I nominate:


1.  Always Look On the Bright Side of Life - Monty Python

2.  We'll Meet Again - Vera Lynn (Dr. Strangelove)

3.  It's the End of the World as We Know It  - R.E.P.

3.  We'll All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer

              Your nominations?


This is important work.  Like you, I want to take all preparations for The End.  I'd hate to spoil the whole thing by having everyone singing different songs.



Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Count_Zirock on December 19, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
When the world DOESN'T end on Dec. 21st, remember to look to the nighttime skies at midnight, Dec. 22nd, and say, "Thank you, Doctor! You saved us again!"
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 09:31:44 PM
Quote from: Count_Zirock on December 19, 2012, 09:29:27 PM
When the world DOESN'T end on Dec. 21st, remember to look to the nighttime skies at midnight, Dec. 22nd, and say, "Thank you, Doctor! You saved us again!"

More likely, "WHAT?  Postponed AGAIN?"
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 19, 2012, 09:39:20 PM
Quote from: Flower on December 19, 2012, 09:17:47 PM
Singing is a good thing .. but we need to vote on the song.

My vote goes to "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life". If I couldn't have that, I'd go with the most obvious, "It's The End Of The World As We Know It".  ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 19, 2012, 10:10:45 PM
This tune gets my vote ...

Dr. John - Right Place Wrong Time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT4RainY-lY#)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 09:18:55 PM
You planning on having a big appetite after THE WORLD FREAKING ENDS!?!?!?

Dude,are you drunk or what? I gave an honest answer that I DID have a small concern. I did not ramp up as originally planned. Hopefully nothing will occur but I played it safe and no harm no foul. The food is good for another 2 years if nothing happens. We'll eat it. Did not spend 40 K on a doomsday shelter which many people did.
I still don't trust the economy nor the "govt" and do plan on buying a dreaded Bushmaster '223 as well as a few hand guns and tactacle shotgun. The S is gonna hit the fan sometime soon and I for one want to be ready.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 10:21:16 PM


What are you planning to shoot at AFTER THE WORLD ENDS!?!?!?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:29:49 PM
AGAIN! The freaking world is not going to end! If down the line the economy collapses which we ARE close to another recession worse than the last one and the economic collapse does happen. My whole neighborhood has a plan and anyone perceived as a hostile will probably get shot. Bank on that. It's just called being prepared for the worst and hope it does not happen.
I do not want this thread to get shut down so if you want to respond in a condescending way do it by PM or e-mail please.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 10:35:53 PM
Quote from: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:29:49 PM
AGAIN! The freaking world is not going to end! If down the line the economy collapses which we ARE close to another recession worse than the last one and the economic collapse does happen. My whole neighborhood has a plan and anyone perceived as a hostile will probably get shot. Bank on that. It's just called being prepared for the worst and hope it does not happen.
I do not want this thread to get shut down so if you want to respond in a condescending way do it by PM or e-mail please.


Oh..  You are looking for the "Economy Is Going To Collapse" thread.

This is the "World Is Going To End In 48 Hrours, So Who Needs Money?" thread.

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:56:03 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 10:35:53 PM

Oh..  You are looking for the "Economy Is Going To Collapse" thread.

This is the "World Is Going To End In 48 Hrours, So Who Needs Money?" thread.

If you want to an be ignorant "happy camper" so be it. The economy could tank in 2 mos , 4 , or maybe two years but it WILL happen.

I have a bunch of  investment guys on my end saying that it will but there are variables with all the trends. Some of these guys predicted the peak in housing and eventual collapse 5 years before it happened. It comes to better safe than sorry.

A Walt Disney Silly Symphony - The Grasshopper and the Ants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM1DgihKHVI#)

Just add in a shot gun and a couple Glocks.

On your end you may be left in the cold.

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Gasport on December 19, 2012, 11:16:21 PM
I bought some Spam and a can of Sterno...wish me luck.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 11:23:34 PM
Quote from: Gasport on December 19, 2012, 11:16:21 PM
I bought some Spam and a can of Sterno...wish me luck.


Dinner AND a beverage for the "Big Show".
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Gasport on December 20, 2012, 12:34:22 AM
Yes, but i fear the Spam will kill me faster than the ''End of the world''. And Sterno is not drinkable, but rather a heat source for cooking the Spam to a greasy congealed perfection .
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 20, 2012, 12:49:43 AM
Quote from: Gasport on December 19, 2012, 11:16:21 PM
I bought some Spam........
   
Well. Gasports a goner.....but I'm not too worried about the rest of us.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Count_Zirock on December 20, 2012, 01:11:27 AM
Quote from: CreepysFan on December 20, 2012, 12:49:43 AM
   
Well. Gasports a goner.....but I'm not too worried about the rest of us.
Knowing some of the hotels and restaurants in the area where the Chiller Theatre Expos are held, I know Gasport's eaten worse things than Spam! He'll be fine.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 01:20:26 AM
Quote from: Gasport on December 20, 2012, 12:34:22 AM
Yes, but i fear the Spam will kill me faster than the ''End of the world''. And Sterno is not drinkable, but rather a heat source for cooking the Spam to a greasy congealed perfection .


Depends on how desperate you are.  Read the following, under the "abuse" section.

Shudder....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterno (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterno)

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Count_Zirock on December 20, 2012, 02:13:44 AM
I believe there was an episode of "The Munsters" where Grandpa eats flaming Sterno straight from the can!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: FACTO2 on December 20, 2012, 04:10:07 AM
It'll be at 3:33 A.M.   ;)

(http://www.xofacto.com/a/!%20-%20!%20-!%20weather.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 05:38:49 AM
Quote from: FACTO2 on December 20, 2012, 04:10:07 AM
It'll be at 3:33 A.M.   ;)

(http://www.xofacto.com/a/!%20-%20!%20-!%20weather.jpg)


That's 3:33 A.M. in what time zone?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Street Worm on December 20, 2012, 05:48:36 AM
(http://gallery.unrealspawnboard.com/albums/userpics/10006/tm~0.png)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 05:52:52 AM


It's just that sort of devil-may-care attitude that has doomed us all.

No wonder their civilization fell.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 20, 2012, 07:46:53 AM
I hope that my Uzi arrived in the mail before the world ends ..  ;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ARTMAN666 on December 20, 2012, 07:49:35 AM
going to get drunk and have sex, if nothing happens at least i got drunk and laid!!!....now i just need to find someone willing to spend 3 minutes with me
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 20, 2012, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 05:38:49 AM

That's 3:33 A.M. in what time zone?


Anyone bringing marshmellows?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: zombiehorror on December 20, 2012, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: Ghost on December 18, 2012, 05:45:42 PM
If you take into account that the Mayans probably did not observe daylight savings time or leap years the Mayan apocalypse came and went without anyone noticing, my oreo says we will be okay.

You can find info that discounts the "Mayans didn't count leap years!" but did they take into account that the other side of the world is a day ahead of the western world?!  At what point, and for how many hours, is it the same day all over the world?!

It is currently December 21st in Russia, for some parts it is just a few minutes after midnight and for other parts it is nearly 5 hours into December 21st! I guess we all have to wait until it is December 21st across the whole world before the crap goes down! At exactly the time when December 21st hits the "first" recognized time zone is exactly the time when December 22nd hits the "last" recognized time zone....or is that vice versa?!? Either way at no point is it December 21st across the entire globe! Of course that could just mean that those lucky enough to be in that "December 22nd" time zone will somehow escape the end of the world on a technicality?!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on December 20, 2012, 12:31:28 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 05:38:49 AM

That's 3:33 A.M. in what time zone?

Gotta be Mountain or Pacific. Les Schwab Tires has stores only as far East as Colorado.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ARTMAN666 on December 20, 2012, 01:08:19 PM
STILL GETTING DRUNK NO MATTER WHAT TIME ZONE
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 03:41:02 PM
Quote from: zombiehorror on December 20, 2012, 11:07:41 AM
You can find info that discounts the "Mayans didn't count leap years!" but did they take into account that the other side of the world is a day ahead of the western world?!  At what point, and for how many hours, is it the same day all over the world?!

It is currently December 21st in Russia, for some parts it is just a few minutes after midnight and for other parts it is nearly 5 hours into December 21st! I guess we all have to wait until it is December 21st across the whole world before the crap goes down! At exactly the time when December 21st hits the "first" recognized time zone is exactly the time when December 22nd hits the "last" recognized time zone....or is that vice versa?!? Either way at no point is it December 21st across the entire globe! Of course that could just mean that those lucky enough to be in that "December 22nd" time zone will somehow escape the end of the world on a technicality?!


So...  When is it 3:33 A.M. December 21st Mayan Standard Time for the rest of us?

I don't want it to come like Santa Claus.  I wait up as late as I can, only to nod off and have it come after I finally fall asleep.

Should I leave a plate of cookies?



Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: FACTO2 on December 20, 2012, 04:01:03 PM
3:33.  Half of 6:66.  It was a joke.   :)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 04:07:21 PM
Quote from: FACTO2 on December 20, 2012, 04:01:03 PM
3:33.  Half of 6:66.  It was a joke.   :)

This is definitely NOT a joking matter, sir.

We're talking about the end of the WORLD here.

(And you didn't give me an answer about the cookies.)

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 20, 2012, 04:16:37 PM
Santa wants a plate of rainbow cookies ...

(http://www.tastyretreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Rainbow-cookies7.jpg)


*You didn't tell ME that I couldn't respond about cookies ...  ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 04:20:00 PM

To heck with Santa.  He doesn't come 'til 3 days after the world ends.


So I've been extra bad this year.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 20, 2012, 04:26:59 PM
Have you left the toilet seat up?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 04:29:13 PM

Hey, the world is ending - Think BIG.

(Pee with the top closed.)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 20, 2012, 04:32:55 PM
You deserve to have your world end ...

Isn't it nice when justice is served?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 04:35:01 PM


As long as I don't have to wrap a bunch of presents this year.

Small price to pay.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 20, 2012, 04:39:36 PM
Don't purchase any gifts! Then you'll have nothig to wrap.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 07:38:27 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 09:27:09 PM
OK. Let's compile a list of end of the world song to be sung.

I nominate this one:

The Song That Doesn't End (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU#)

;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:29:49 PM
My whole neighborhood has a plan and anyone perceived as a hostile will probably get shot.

Pity the poor meter maid.

:o

Quote from: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:56:03 PM
If you want to an be ignorant "happy camper" so be it. The economy could tank in 2 mos , 4 , or maybe two years but it WILL happen.

The economy will continue to tank, and then recover, and then tank again every few years. It's called the business cycle. It has to do with the leveraged impact that inventory downsizing and rebuilding have on the overall economy. Look it up in your Economics 10 textbook. Much as the government has tried, they haven't been able to repeal the fundamental laws of economics.

Oh, and be very careful about calling other posters ignorant.

Quote from: Wicked Lester on December 19, 2012, 10:56:03 PM
I have a bunch of  investment guys on my end saying that it will but there are variables with all the trends. Some of these guys predicted the peak in housing and eventual collapse 5 years before it happened.

Five years early? In the real world that's a recipe for at best losing all your clients, or at worst bankruptcy. That's alright though. You can always brag from debtors' prison that you saw it coming all along.

:D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 07:54:05 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 19, 2012, 10:35:53 PM

Oh..  You are looking for the "Economy Is Going To Collapse" thread.

This is the "World Is Going To End In 48 Hrours, So Who Needs Money?" thread.

Yes. Some people are lost. In the meantime though, I'm not. I have the exact particulars for you to wire me all your money.

:)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 07:56:54 PM
Quote from: Gasport on December 20, 2012, 12:34:22 AMAnd Sterno is not drinkable, but rather a heat source for cooking the Spam to a greasy congealed perfection .

I'm with Monsters for Sale. Sterno would be my beverage of choice for the end of the world.

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/SmallSterno.jpg)

It would just seem fitting somehow.

;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 07:58:54 PM
Quote from: CreepysFan on December 20, 2012, 12:49:43 AMWell. Gasports a goner....

Pity. I rather liked his posts.

:(
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 08:14:20 PM
Quote from: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 07:54:05 PM
Yes. Some people are lost. In the meantime though, I'm not. I have the exact particulars for you to wire me all your money.

:)


Send me our credit card number, Social Security number, birthdate and your mother's maiden name - and I'll get that right to ya.

But hurry, beacause the world is almost at the end!!!

(I just love saying that.)

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 08:29:35 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 08:14:20 PM

But hurry, beacause the is almost at the end!!!

(I just love saying that.)

Good thing too given how often you must have to repeat those words to make yourself understood.

;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 20, 2012, 08:42:14 PM
Quote from: Hepcat on December 20, 2012, 08:29:35 PM
Good thing too given how often you must have to repeat those words to make yourself understood.

;)

Speed of penetration is in direct ratio to the density of the target cranial configuration.

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepyJeff on December 20, 2012, 08:43:03 PM
There was a HUGE record setting guns sale reported yesterday possibly tied to the pending gun laws, or I don't know - THE END OF THE WORLD!  I wonder how many psychos are out there stockpiling on weapons and ammo plan to start killing people that look at them cross eyed tomorrow.  I think I'll start drinking now.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 20, 2012, 11:46:59 PM
Quote from: CreepyJeff on December 20, 2012, 08:43:03 PM
I wonder how many psychos are out there stockpiling on weapons and ammo plan to start killing people that look at them cross eyed tomorrow. 

I think I'll stay inside, tomorrow, and watch the world end on TCM.  ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on December 21, 2012, 12:29:04 AM
Just found this great T shirt for sale!
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4746/isurvivedthemayanapocal.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/12/isurvivedthemayanapocal.jpg/)

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/I-Survived-The-Mayan-Apocalypse (http://www.neatoshop.com/product/I-Survived-The-Mayan-Apocalypse)

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 12:33:53 AM

I wonder how many lifeless, charred bodies will be wearing those in the rubble that once was Planet Earth tomorrow?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: charp13 on December 21, 2012, 12:59:35 AM
Yay!! I only wish I could go back in time and not watch the SyFy channel movie masterpiece- The 12 Disasters of Christmas!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: FACTO2 on December 21, 2012, 01:54:44 AM
(http://www.xofacto.com/a/!!!!%20603312_10151271300042906_1218038254_n.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 21, 2012, 02:21:01 AM
Quote from: charp13 on December 21, 2012, 12:59:35 AM
Yay!! I only wish I could go back in time and not watch the SyFy channel movie masterpiece- The 12 Disasters of Christmas!


Really?!?!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on December 21, 2012, 02:23:48 AM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 12:33:53 AM
I wonder how many lifeless, charred bodies will be wearing those in the rubble that once was Planet Earth tomorrow?
Well, there would be me. But that's my usual state on a Friday night . . .
::)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 03:00:15 AM
Well, it's Midnight on the Best Coast.  That means it is already 3:00 A.M. in New York.

With what may be just about a half hour to go, here is a little Goodbye Y'All offering:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Wx230gYJw&feature=player_detailpage#t=0s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Wx230gYJw&feature=player_detailpage#t=0s)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 03:10:33 AM


Or, if you prefer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wxrWz9XVvls#t=11s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wxrWz9XVvls#t=11s)

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 21, 2012, 03:47:09 AM
  ;D ;D  Dr. Strangelove, one of my top ten favorite movies.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 21, 2012, 04:00:52 AM
  C:) 4:00 am AND ALL IS WELL.  A nice 37 degrees with snow flurries.   ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: FACTO2 on December 21, 2012, 04:22:03 AM
(http://www.xofacto.com/a/!!!!!!%20200104_321922274588309_1981849442_n.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 21, 2012, 07:42:23 AM
We're still here and unfortunately ... it looks like ALL the neighbors survived too ..  ;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 07:49:27 AM
Quote from: Flower on December 21, 2012, 07:42:23 AM
We're still here and unfortunately ... it looks like ALL the neighbors survived too ..  ;)

Well, there's a down side to everything.

Now I guess I will be expected to pay off all those charges I piled up on my credit cards.

Nuts.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: slasher on December 21, 2012, 07:51:35 AM

Well... it's Friday 12/21/12 and I'm still here as well as the rest of the world.

To all you doomsday preppers....

(http://imageshack.us/a/img543/9362/smileyfacegivingthefing.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 07:58:31 AM


They all will probably take up residence in Carlsbad Caverns where its "safe".

Morlocks in the making.

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: FACTO2 on December 21, 2012, 08:02:46 AM
(http://www.xofacto.com/a/!!!-%20!!!%20-%2014674_467573199945292_774407011_n.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Zackuth on December 21, 2012, 09:35:14 AM
8:35, Central Time, still here. 
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 09:43:34 AM


Worst. Apocalypse. Ever. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2VWRsHve7o#)

Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 21, 2012, 11:21:35 AM
Santa wants hot chocolate with his cookies.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 21, 2012, 11:45:34 AM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 07:49:27 AM
Well, there's a down side to everything.

Now I guess I will be expected to pay off all those charges I piled up on my credit cards.

Nuts.

To all those who invested too heavily in the Mayan Apocalypse, this thread contains some marginally more pleasant alternatives to Sterno:

http://www.universalmonsterarmy.com/forum/index.php?topic=20933.0 (http://www.universalmonsterarmy.com/forum/index.php?topic=20933.0)

;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: jimm on December 21, 2012, 12:01:55 PM
Took the family out to a nice steak house for XMas last night, non Apoc related. Still dented the ccard though, where's my leftovers!?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ICEMANN333 on December 21, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
well i  guess we all still have to go to work............ for those who work...........the world will go when we least expect it ...........so keep on monster road to x-mas................MERRY  X-MAS  TO ALL YOU MONSTERS..... FROM   BIG JOHN..........  BE CAREFUL WHATS THAT UNDER YOU TREE.....BOO !!!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ICEMANN333 on December 21, 2012, 12:53:37 PM
      YOUR TREE..........BIG JOHN
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on December 21, 2012, 01:15:25 PM
Indian Head Test Card (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkST-1U8kf4#)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: aura of foreboding on December 21, 2012, 02:03:50 PM
China survived the whole day!  More toys!  More toys!  More toys!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Scatter on December 21, 2012, 04:49:14 PM
Here I am.........sitting at the guardhouse in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Oh wait, that's how West Palm Beach usually looks. Nevermind.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 21, 2012, 05:20:10 PM
Brain dead and a dead world aren't the same thing ..  ;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Zackuth on December 21, 2012, 05:24:50 PM
T minus 7 hours 36 minutes left...as the Mayans were part of the central time zone, we really need to stay in that time zone for the end of the world countdown.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 21, 2012, 05:46:26 PM
Quote from: FACTO2 on December 21, 2012, 08:02:46 AM
(http://www.xofacto.com/a/!!!-%20!!!%20-%2014674_467573199945292_774407011_n.jpg)
   
  Facto, LOVE THIS.  His expression is classic.   ;D
   
  Oh yeah, and by the way....
   
TOLD YA SO.  STILL HERE, AND LAUGHING AT THE FOOLS.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Scatter on December 21, 2012, 06:39:21 PM
Quote from: CreepysFan on December 21, 2012, 05:46:26 PM
   
  Facto, LOVE THIS.  His expression is classic.   ;D
   
  Oh yeah, and by the way....
   
TOLD YA SO.  STILL HERE, AND LAUGHING AT THE FOOLS.

Didn't Jesus say "No Mayan knows the day nor hour......."?  ;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 21, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Yes, that's what I heard alright.

:)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 08:52:04 PM


Take heart, fellow Doomies.  Don't toss out those sack cloths and ashes yet.

There will always be ANOTHER terminal cataclysmic apocalypse.


         Have faith.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: RedKing on December 21, 2012, 11:53:31 PM
Well disaster has been averted for another several thousand years since Cthulhu's alarm clock failed to go off and awaken him to bring madness and death to the world.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 11:57:15 PM
Quote from: RedKing on December 21, 2012, 11:53:31 PM
Well disaster has been averted for another several thousand years since Cthulhu's alarm clock failed to go off and awaken him to bring madness and death to the world.


Not so sure we avoided madness part.


Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 22, 2012, 12:15:23 AM
 15 minutes after doomsday now....if this is the after-life, I've been screwed.   C:)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Mike Scott on December 22, 2012, 01:00:31 AM
People on the West coast still have 2 hrs till they know whether or not the world is gonna end.  ;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 22, 2012, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Mike Scott on December 22, 2012, 01:00:31 AM
People on the West coast still have 2 hrs till they know whether or not the world is gonna end.  ;)

Still got my fingers crossed.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 22, 2012, 04:37:53 AM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 21, 2012, 08:52:04 PM

Take heart, fellow Doomies.  Don't toss out those sack cloths and ashes yet.

There will always be ANOTHER terminal cataclysmic apocalypse.


         Have faith.



Golly gee! I can not wait.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Zackuth on December 22, 2012, 09:12:42 AM
There is an asteroid named Apophis that is supposed to strike the Earth on April 13th (it's a Friday) in 2039 (I think that's the year).  I believe in a few months, once everyone forgets about this disasterous predection, the Chicken Little Club will be crying about this.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 22, 2012, 09:17:49 AM
Quote from: Zackuth on December 22, 2012, 09:12:42 AM
There is an asteroid named Apophis that is supposed to strike the Earth on April 13th (it's a Friday) in 2039 (I think that's the year).  I believe in a few months, once everyone forgets about this disasterous predection, the Chicken Little Club will be crying about this.

I think that you just gave Monsters for Sale an early Christmas gift ..  ;D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on December 22, 2012, 09:19:44 AM

Just my rotten luck.  I would be 92 then.

Looks like I will have to miss out.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on December 22, 2012, 09:25:42 AM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on December 22, 2012, 09:19:44 AM
Just my rotten luck.  I would be 92 then.

Looks like I will have to miss out.

92 is the new 62, you'll still be around posting here ...  :D
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on December 22, 2012, 10:00:53 AM
I'll leave it to someone else to extrapolate his post count, or the magnificence of his monster toy collection for that matter.

;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 22, 2012, 01:57:54 PM
Btw.......it's a really sunny day out today. Hopefully, everyone is enjoying there day and weather, geographically?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: CreepysFan on December 22, 2012, 05:52:10 PM
  Freezing my butt off......and loving it.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: SeptimusPretorius on December 22, 2012, 06:51:01 PM
So no end of the world...it's just as well...I was drunk 13 years ago when I buried all my Y2K supplies and now I can't remember where I buried them....

ededed S.P. ededed
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: marsattacks666 on December 22, 2012, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: SeptimusPretorius on December 22, 2012, 06:51:01 PM
So no end of the world...it's just as well...I was drunk 13 years ago when I buried all my Y2K supplies and now I can't remember where I buried them....

ededed S.P. ededed

Haaaaaaa!!!!! You might need one of those fancy metal-detectors. Scratch that......Wait! Is there a way to find the supplies?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on January 14, 2013, 07:28:50 PM
This Just In . . .
It was all due to a typo.


(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5602/mayanalpacalips500.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/338/mayanalpacalips500.jpg/)


Yeah, I know. The Maya did not live in Peru and raise alpacas, but I couldn't help myself.



Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on January 14, 2013, 07:35:29 PM


It don't hafta be true to be a good joke.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on January 14, 2013, 09:50:19 PM
Didn't the world already end or am I missing something?
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on January 14, 2013, 10:17:30 PM
Quote from: Flower on January 14, 2013, 09:50:19 PM
Didn't the world already end or am I missing something?


OH MY GOD!   YOU MISSED IT?

Not to worry.   It will surely end again - and soon.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Scatter on January 14, 2013, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Fester on January 14, 2013, 07:28:50 PM
This Just In . . .
It was all due to a typo.


(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5602/mayanalpacalips500.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/338/mayanalpacalips500.jpg/)


Yeah, I know. The Maya did not live in Peru and raise alpacas, but I couldn't help myself.

HA!!!!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: RedKing on January 15, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: Fester on January 14, 2013, 07:28:50 PM
This Just In . . .
It was all due to a typo.


(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5602/mayanalpacalips500.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/338/mayanalpacalips500.jpg/)


Yeah, I know. The Maya did not live in Peru and raise alpacas, but I couldn't help myself.




LOL!!!!!
If I can just get these incantations from the Necronomicon correct, I'll raise Cthulhu and then the world can end.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ChattyLMS on January 15, 2013, 11:50:38 PM
Doomsday clock is 5 until 12 now I think. 
I better hurry and eat all the ice cream.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Monsters For Sale on January 15, 2013, 11:58:55 PM
Quote from: ChattyLMS on January 15, 2013, 11:50:38 PM
Doomsday clock is 5 until 12 now I think. 
I better hurry and eat all the ice cream.


Ooh, Ice Cream.  Well, that makes it all worth the while.

(In the end, it seems we will ALL scream for ice cream!)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on January 16, 2013, 03:14:01 PM
Would you then be interested in this huckleberry sundae from Cole Drug Store in Big Timber, Montana?

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/HuckleberrySundaeCokesDrugsBigTimber.jpg)

???
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on January 16, 2013, 04:44:44 PM
Hey! If the world is ending ... I'm going to get a kitchen sink from Jahn's.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1159982.1347664556!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/voxc17e-1-web.jpg)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on January 16, 2013, 05:01:26 PM
Mmmmmm! Not if I get there first you won't. We felines love cream!

;)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: ChattyLMS on January 16, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
Oh yum!  I'll have both!
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Hepcat on January 17, 2013, 02:17:32 PM
Here then for you ice cream lovers are some pictures of an old-fashioned small town dairy bar:

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/Kawartha6.jpg)

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/kawartha3.jpg)

(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/General%20Album%202/kawartha.jpg)

8)
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Fester on January 20, 2013, 02:33:06 PM
Heads up!

Another scenario of doom is upon is!

Now the end of the world will involve pickles!


(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1996/lipslg.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/lipslg.jpg/)

Oh, Pork Lips . . .Nevermind.
Title: Re: What Time of Day Will the World End?
Post by: Flower on January 20, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
In that case .. I want the world to end.


Wait I'll eat some of these first ...

(http://store.naturalfarms.com/images/P/IMG_2004.jpg)