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Chitter Chatter => General Discussion => Games, Polls, and Lists => Topic started by: Dr. Blasko on August 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM

Title: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Dr. Blasko on August 07, 2012, 11:48:19 PM
Well, since Hollywood is doing it, we might as well have some fun with it!

How about Gone With the Wind, but taking place between a split North and South Korea? :P
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Zackuth on August 08, 2012, 03:02:02 PM
Hey how about an updated Manchurian Candidate that takes place during Desert Storm....oh, wait...sorry.

How about a remake of the classic True Grit....hold on

Ok, how about a reboot of the Munsters set in....ooooook

How about a redo of Godzilla but in an American city...hmmmm

You know, Dr. Blasko, you might have mentioned the only movie not to have been remade.     :D
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Scatter on August 08, 2012, 03:16:10 PM
"Leave It To Beaver"............except in this one, Ward and June run a strip club (Lumpy's), and Beaver is their surgically siliconed 15 year old daughter and featured dancer. Wally is the bartender and Eddie Haskill is the bouncer, and much of the action revolves around their attempts to keep the Mayfield PD from shutting the club down.
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: marsattacks666 on August 08, 2012, 10:17:21 PM
Quote from: Scatter on August 08, 2012, 03:16:10 PM
"Leave It To Beaver"............except in this one, Ward and June run a strip club (Lumpy's), and Beaver is their surgically siliconed 15 year old daughter and featured dancer. Wally is the bartender and Eddie Haskill is the bouncer, and much of the action revolves around their attempts to keep the Mayfield PD from shutting the club down.


Haaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Dr. Blasko on August 09, 2012, 10:59:31 PM
I actually think the remake of True Grit is a MUCH better film :P

Anyone remember the Leave it to Beaver movie in the 90's? Eh...

How about To Kill a Mockingbird, but with a Muslim or homosexual on trial (honestly the only things I can think of as far as discrimination goes)
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Universal_Adam on August 10, 2012, 12:24:44 PM
I'm gonna throw my hat into the ring.

Coming Soon: The Huxtables!
A white cosmetic surgeon (Clifford Huxtable) and his lawyer wife (Clair Huxtable) use their status in the Beverly Hills community to dodge FBI Investigators and run a small crime ring.  Also a part of their "family business" are the kids! Sondra, Denise, Theodore (Theo for short), Vanessa and Rudy.  Rudy, the youngest, is often a contestant in child pagents (a-la Toddlers in Tiaras).  Rudy may SEEM innocent, but when her main competition, which includes a young girl named Olivia ends up missing..Rudy becomes suspect number 1.  Will Theo, her brother and police officer find the true identity of the kidnapper? And what will he do when he discovers that it's his adorable younger sister!?  And what did she do with the other pagent contestants!? Find out on the exciting first episode of THE HUXTABLES
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Dr. Blasko on August 11, 2012, 12:00:31 AM
Is it bad that I actually find that to be fairly intriguing, minus the Cosby elements and the T&T stuff? lol
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Universal_Adam on August 11, 2012, 11:05:42 AM
Maybe I have the skills to be a TV writer! I'll be Rich! Rich I tell you RIIIIIICH!
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Zackuth on August 26, 2012, 01:23:20 PM
Quote from: Universal_Adam on August 11, 2012, 11:05:42 AM
Maybe I have the skills to be a TV writer! I'll be Rich! Rich I tell you RIIIIIICH!

You need skills to write for TV?  You learn something new everyday.   ;D
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: yendor1152 on August 26, 2012, 01:31:26 PM
Quote from: marsattacks666 on August 08, 2012, 10:17:21 PM

Haaaaaaaa!

I think this has possibilties!
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Flower on August 26, 2012, 02:55:21 PM
Hill Street Blahs .. err Blues

A precinct of well adjusted, happy cops who follow the letter of the law,  opt for yogurt and granola over coffee and donuts and where the pizza man never delivers.
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Universal_Adam on August 28, 2012, 09:45:28 AM
Quote from: Flower on August 26, 2012, 02:55:21 PM
Hill Street Blahs .. err Blues

A precinct of well adjusted, happy cops who follow the letter of the law,  opt for yogurt and granola over coffee and donuts and where the pizza man never delivers.
They don't need delivery anyway.  They could just get Digiorno!
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Flower on August 28, 2012, 12:46:29 PM
Many of Hill Street Blues episodes ended with Frank & Joyce in bed ... she would call him the 'pizza man' because he delivered ...  8)
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: Dr. Mortose on September 21, 2012, 09:27:17 AM
Ok. Strap yourselves down for this one: Tim Burton directs H.R. Puff'N Stuff.  Young Jimmy (Played by Jesse Eisenberg) and his Magic Flute, Freddy (Voiced by Johnny Depp) are captured by the evil WitchiePoo (Helena Bonham Carter) and set on Living Island. Jimmy is rescued by the Mayor of Living Island, a large cgi Dragon named Puff'N Stuff and his friends: Dr. Blinky (Christopher Lee) an owl-humanoid, Ludicrous Lion (Chris Tucker), and two midget police/bobbies named Kling and Klang.
WitchiePoo tries to obtain Freddy Flute for her collection of magical items and enlists the aid of Seymour Spyder (CGI, voiced by Wallace Shawn) and Vinnie the Vulture (Armin Shimmerman) with the help of Stupid Bat (Larry Drake).     
Title: Re: Update a Movie/Show that Doesn't Need to be Updated
Post by: CreepysFan on September 21, 2012, 03:09:47 PM
  Give Burton time, and you'll probably see this happen Dr. Mortose.