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Title: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Anton Phibes on July 24, 2012, 07:48:49 PM
I have a little part time job I do a couple of nights a week to help ends meet. Last night, around midnight, I started home from this job. I was listening to the soundtrack from a horror flick....Italian I think. suddenly, from the right hand side,  a figure shambled into the road towards my car as I was driving. I almost hit him. I stopped at a car lot within 50 feet of the guy and was going to see if he was alright.


Then I noticed he was wearing a hospital gown, and nothing else. He had one of his arms pulled up to his chest as if he were contorted and started shambling at me.... making weird noises. I took off. I immediately called 9-1-1 and told the dispatcher what was going on.

The dispatcher asked me to describe him. I told her he was behaving erratically and shambling, and that he was in the road. She asked me what I meant by erratic shambling. I told her what I meant was "He is walking around like something out of Walking Dead." She immediately said thank you and sent officers to investigate after I gave him a location and my contact information. Nothing in the paper about it this morning.

Weird stuff. :o
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Mike Scott on July 24, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Definitely a zombie!
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Monster Bob on July 24, 2012, 07:55:58 PM


Oh yeah...zombie.

Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Scatter on July 24, 2012, 08:48:55 PM
No doubt.
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Dr. Blasko on July 24, 2012, 08:58:23 PM
Charlie Sheen's career
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Unknown Primate on July 24, 2012, 09:11:44 PM
Keep an eye out next time you're in that vicinity.
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: aura of foreboding on July 24, 2012, 11:33:53 PM
Zombie Michael Myers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: raycastile on July 24, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
Sounds like you have a Planet Terror situation on your hands. Better get out of town quick.
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: neonnoodle on July 24, 2012, 11:52:16 PM
Okay, your story, uh, scares me?  Zombies could be lurking around outside any building at night.  If you hear odd noises, there's a 50% chance it's a.....zombie
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Howler on July 25, 2012, 09:36:16 PM
That is pretty Zombie Censored freaky!
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Count_Zirock on July 25, 2012, 11:40:30 PM
Quote from: Dr. Blasko on July 24, 2012, 08:58:23 PMCharlie Sheen's career
Possibly Charlie Sheen himself!
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: scott_of_smeg on July 25, 2012, 11:43:59 PM
hmmm, gun control vs stock piling for zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: seed_murda on July 25, 2012, 11:47:09 PM
Man, you shoulda took a video with your cell, or at least snapped a pic. I know I would've liked to see it !
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Howler on July 26, 2012, 07:13:12 AM
It kind of reminds me of the mental patient scene in Night of the Creeps. All you needed was The Stroll by the Diamonds playing in the background.
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Anton Phibes on July 26, 2012, 08:29:24 AM
Quote from: seed_murda on July 25, 2012, 11:47:09 PM
Man, you shoulda took a video with your cell, or at least snapped a pic. I know I would've liked to see it !


All i could think to do was dial 9-1-1. Too creeped out for much else. :o
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Dr. Jitters on July 26, 2012, 02:18:53 PM
You got a great story out of it!  Creepy experience.  Could be an escaped mental patient, that has a nice ring to it too.
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Zackuth on July 26, 2012, 07:04:26 PM
And this was around midnight?  It's got to be a zombie.
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: RedKing on July 28, 2012, 10:20:39 AM
Totally a zombie!  Is there a hospital or mental asylum near where you saw this guy? Maybe he escaped from a secret government lab , which would explain why there was nothing in the paper about it! Expect a vist from the MIB soon Anton!
Title: Re: A real life scare last night around midnight
Post by: Sean on July 28, 2012, 10:36:09 AM
"Since when do they let them wander around?"


Cue to 9:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclyruDQb4c&feature=player_embedded#t=575s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclyruDQb4c&feature=player_embedded#t=575s)