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Title: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: BigShadow on June 01, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Every Monster, alien, slasher, and psycho has leapt off the screen and killed every man, woman, child, and animal on Earth.  They've now turned on each other in a battle royal to be the last on left.  Who wins?  What are some of the match-ups you can see?

A few of mine:
Jason vs. Bela Lugosi's Dracula
Predator vs. King Kong
Godzilla vs. Alien Queen
Bram Stokers Dracula vs. Marlow (30 Days of Night)
Freddy Kruger vs. David (American Werewolf in London)
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: Count_Zirock on June 01, 2012, 05:11:59 AM
Quote from: BigShadow on June 01, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Godzilla vs. Alien Queen
STOMP! Squish!
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: RedKing on June 02, 2012, 06:02:03 PM
Dude, seriously? Godzilla would not only stomp the Alien Queen, but kill or subjugate all the other monsters too. He is the King of all Monsters. Predator vs Kong? I'm thinking Kong has this one-he's big, but definitely agile enough to catch the Predator plus the cloaking technology would be useless considering Kong could still smell the Predator. Jason I think would beat Lugosi's Dracula-Glenn Strange Frankenstein would be a better match up for Jason. But yeah, Godzilla comes out on top regardless.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: Dr. Madd on June 02, 2012, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: BigShadow on June 01, 2012, 04:58:43 AM
Every Monster, alien, slasher, and psycho has leapt off the screen and killed every man, woman, child, and animal on Earth.  They've now turned on each other in a battle royal to be the last on left.  Who wins?  What are some of the match-ups you can see?

A few of mine:
Jason vs. Bela Lugosi's Dracula
Predator vs. King Kong
Godzilla vs. Alien Queen
Bram Stokers Dracula vs. Marlow (30 Days of Night)
Freddy Kruger vs. David (American Werewolf in London)

Dracula would best Jason simply because Jason can't touch him.

Kong would squash the Predator.

Godzilla, tis true beats everyone.

Dracula ALWAYS wins against anyone but Frankenstein's monster

Krueger would take David, but if he fought the Wolfman he'd lose.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: BigShadow on June 03, 2012, 02:48:01 AM
I'd have to agree that Godzilla beats everyone, but their would be some good matches.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: RedKing on June 03, 2012, 12:52:23 PM
Quote from: BigShadow on June 03, 2012, 02:48:01 AM
I'd have to agree that Godzilla beats everyone, but their would be some good matches.
Oh no doubt! i love crazy mash-ups like this. I have always wondered how Freddy would fare gainst other monsters-it depends where he fights them.if it's in the dream world, he would win against, say, dracula by simply making it daytime, or against a werewolf by making his razor glove blades silver.In the real world however,I don't think he would fare as well.

I also , years ago, hd a Godzilla vs Aliens idea with an Alien Empress that was Godzilla's size. Godzilla would still demolish heer though-he regenrates almost immediately and his hyper immune system would kill any face hugger embryos=providing of course, thta he doesn't just fry a face hugger when it attaches to him in the first place!

I'd like to see-Alien vs It the Terror from Beyond Space

Christopher Lee's Dracula vs Paul Naschy's Waldemar Daninsky werewolf

Rodan vs The Giant Claw (hehe)

Harryhausen's Cyclops vs Gaira the Green Gargantua (I know Gaira is much bigger, but make them the same size)

King Kong vs King Ghidorah

The Wolf Man vs Pinhead

and the ultimate match-up_GODZILLA VS CTHULHU!!!!
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: Unknown Primate on June 03, 2012, 02:17:51 PM
I made my own comic book, many, many years ago called "Battle of the Badasses".  It included Popeye, Mighty Joe Young, The Terminator, Superman, even Dirty Harry!  Plus, practically every monster I could think of and other badasses like Hercules and Bruce Lee.  I really only illustrated the sweet 16.  The finals consisted of Popeye defeating Superman, by pulling out a can of spinach and throwing it at the man of steel.  The old salt had secretly switched the spinach with green kryptonite.  Dirty Harry shoots Popeye with his 44 mag.  Bullets don't effect Dracula, who quickly drains Callahan of all his blood and heads to the championship round.  King Kong dispatches Drac with one hammer fist.  KONG is the all-time World Champion !!  Until, wild card, GODZILLA, strolls onto the scene.  The 300' tall King of Monsters looks down at Kong, who has a bewildered look on his face.  The 50' ape-monster thinks "What the hell?!" and charges in - Godzilla disintegrates KK with one blast of his radioactive breath.
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: BigShadow on June 06, 2012, 12:33:26 AM
Now Bruce Lee vs Superman would be cool! 
The Terminator vs Iron Man would also be a cool fight!
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: Dr. Jitters on June 07, 2012, 04:32:13 PM
I've thought that Frankenstein vs. the Creature from the Black Lagoon would be a cool movie.  Poor misunderstood monsters!
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: RedKing on June 07, 2012, 07:37:18 PM
Mark that comic sounds cool and hilarious. there is a Hong Kong 70s kung fu movie thta reminds me of your comic. It is possibly the craziest and most copyright violating movie ever-1976's The Dragon Lives Again! In it Bruce Lee dies and wakes up in hell (the Chinese version so it basically is an old chinese village). Bruce isn't taking this crap and decided to beat the king of hell and take over. He teams up with other famous characters he meets-Caine from the Kung Fu TV show and ...Popeye. Popeye the sailer as played by a chinese guy and dubbed like anyother kung fu movie character. And yes Popeye does eat his spinach. the King of hell hires some bodyguards to take Bruce out(although seeing as they are all already dead how this is supposed to work, i don't know. His thug team consists of James Bond, Clint Eastwood 9as the Man with No Name) and blind swordsman Zatoichi and also Dracula, who is now Chinese. Bond and Clint are at least caucasian. Now add to the mix that NONE of the actors even remotely resemble the characters they are supposed to be, this movie is just nuts!
Fortunately it's availible on youtube:
The Dragon Lives Again (Part 1 Of 8) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOvGlGtWfKA#)
Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: BigShadow on June 16, 2012, 02:50:46 AM
Quote from: Dr. Jitters on June 07, 2012, 04:32:13 PM
I've thought that Frankenstein vs. the Creature from the Black Lagoon would be a cool movie.  Poor misunderstood monsters!

I think the creature would lure the Monster near the water than drown him.

I thought this one would be inteesting.  Now picture the Twilight Zone episode: Time Enough at Last.  Henery Bemis has just broken his glasses and believes he is the last man on Earth.  When out from the back of the library come a man wearing glasses, that for arguements sake, would be a perfect fit for Henery.  How far do you think Henery would go to get the glasses?

Title: Re: Ultimate Battle Royal...
Post by: horrorhunter on June 25, 2012, 01:09:24 PM
Quote from: BigShadow on June 16, 2012, 02:50:46 AM
I think the creature would lure the Monster near the water than drown him.

I thought this one would be inteesting.  Now picture the Twilight Zone episode: Time Enough at Last.  Henery Bemis has just broken his glasses and believes he is the last man on Earth.  When out from the back of the library come a man wearing glasses, that for arguements sake, would be a perfect fit for Henery.  How far do you think Henery would go to get the glasses?
and, with appropriate Serling irony, Henry later sneaks up behind the fellow bashing in the back of his head with a rock with such zeal that skull fragments crack the lenses....