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Title: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: ChattyLMS on June 15, 2011, 06:39:15 PM
Hi Charp and everybody else because I know that you'll all take a peek!
Here's my makeup dress rehearsal for the wedding:

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g159/chattylms/Makeup.jpg)

It looks nice in the picture, but It's actually way too heavy.  I had it done at Nordstroms.  I'm going to do it on my own for the big day.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Sean on June 15, 2011, 09:35:13 PM
Laura, you look beautiful!  If I was at that wedding, I would take one look at you and have to introduce myself. 

There's a Madeline Kahn thing going on there, and Madeline Kahn was pretty hot.  Of course, I'd have to post a pic of her from Young Frankenstein.  ;)

(http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/h/i/hiirxulgf3dnriun.jpg)
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Unknown Primate on June 15, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
Lookin' GOOD, Laura!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: CreepysFan on June 16, 2011, 01:57:14 AM
   
  WOW.  Add yourself to your collection Chatty, you are a doll.  Make up looks great, you'll wow them at the wedding.  Hope the event goes great, without any drama or mishaps.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Flower on June 16, 2011, 07:51:19 AM
Your makeup looks great.

Love your glasses.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Pauspy on June 16, 2011, 09:14:48 AM
That's one lucky dude you're marrying!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: charp13 on June 16, 2011, 09:38:21 AM
Chatty!!!!  You outta be in pictures!   :)  And since I've never seen you without make-up, I think you look perfectly natural with your new look! Everything compliments your hair and eye color- and I don't know if you wear purple a lot, but it looks lovely on you! You really do look like you are camera ready.  :)
What a fun time you are gonna have this summer! Is your son getting married locally, or do you have to travel? My husband and I are heading up to South Dakota for my daughter's wedding next month. Yay!! We have been re-watching every episode of Deadwood to prepare for our journey.
I'm sure we'll both have photos and stories to share after the weddings- Ahhhhh!! I can hardly wait! Well Chatty, you look like you'll be more photogenic than I will be! I'm sure you can do it just like they did it at Nordstrom, just take you time and ENJOY.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: BaronLatos35 on June 16, 2011, 11:22:43 AM
Looking good chatty!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: ChattyLMS on June 16, 2011, 11:20:17 PM
Thank you, gentlemen!
If I wasn't married, I'd be on the prowl for all of you! OWOOO  <wolf noise>

Looking like Madeline Khan - A great compliment, thank you!

Thank you Charpie!

I know you will beautiful!  You must post your makeup dress rehearsal picture.  You will be beautiful.  You are already beautiful!  I went to Nordstrom's today and exchanged the blush color to a more pinkish color.  They also explained to me (again) very carefully and at a much slower pace how everything was done.  That was a great big help.  I feel more confident now.

Here's the pinker makeup.  It's less heavy than the other application:  I like it better:

   (http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g159/chattylms/Makeup2.jpg)
Title: Re: Here I am! For Sharp
Post by: CreepysFan on June 18, 2011, 02:08:07 AM
Quote from: ChattyLMS on June 16, 2011, 11:20:17 PM
Thank you, gentlemen!
If I wasn't married, I'd be on the prowl for all of you! OWOOO  <wolf noise>
   
  Karen would definitely have something to say, she's territorial as a tiger.  But she's my little kitten.  lol.   ;D
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: ChattyLMS on June 19, 2011, 10:44:27 PM
OK Uncle Creepy!  I'll keep outta her way!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: fmofmpls on June 20, 2011, 07:05:38 AM
I always said the UMA has the most beautiful members of any forum! As long as I keep this paper bag on my head, this statement will continue to hold true.

Looking good Chatty!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: michblk on June 20, 2011, 08:40:17 AM
Hey Chatty, now if I see you in Michigan, I can say HI!

BK
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: ChattyLMS on June 21, 2011, 08:43:03 PM
QuoteHey Chatty, now if I see you in Michigan, I can say HI!

BK

Thank you fellow Michigander!   Zombie Blush
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: ChattyLMS on June 26, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
I haven't seen or talked to my makeup person since that trial run of the makeup.  She took me to Nordstroms to get the test makeup done.  She wants me to go to Nordstroms and have my makeup done there the morning of the wedding.  That would probably be close to a two hour procedure including driving time.   Scratch that.  We never did go to lunch which was my little treat for her helping me with the makeup. A small lunch at Panera would have been nice.  After all I was paying.  Even a cup of coffee at Mc Donalds would have been nice.  Everytime I talked to her she just said, "You are a beautiful person inside and out."  How could she even figure that out?  She never said more then two words to me.  Suppose I was an ax murderer?   u6juu  But she did like the antique bracelet I got her for helping me.  She should have told me she didn't want to do it in the first place.  So much for the fantasy of having someone fussing over me the morning of the wedding.  I should have kept the bracelet for myself.  I should uninvite her.

Bite me, Linda.   Zombie Censored

OK, shame on me for the sour grapes. 
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Sean on June 26, 2011, 12:34:39 PM
Quote from: ChattyLMS on June 26, 2011, 10:05:24 AM

Bite me, Linda.   Zombie Censored

OK, shame on me for the sour grapes.

It's clear.  You have to kill her.  OK...no.... wait.  Try to take whatever positives out of your exposure to her produced-----and just move on.  Don't be bitter.  It won't be good for you.  Not on the blessed day and not going forward.  She under delivered.  I have a mountain of acquaintences that fit that bill.  You're going to look AMAZING on that day and you want to FEEL amazing-------so shake off any ill feelings.  This woman's presence that day or continued existence is NO match for you.  You're going to GLOW, Laura.  Think positive!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: charp13 on June 26, 2011, 01:08:06 PM
Sean speaks for all of us!  You are gonna glow, Chatty! Beaming with love and pride on your son's precious day- you will shine  :)   :)   :)
Sean!!!!! You need to put your head on Larry's jacket and you will be stylin' too!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Fester on June 26, 2011, 03:12:08 PM
Quote from: ChattyLMS on June 26, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
Everytime I talked to her she just said, "You are a beautiful person inside and out."  How could she even figure that out?   Suppose I was an ax murderer?   u6juu

You have a great future in psycho killer-type crime!

Pick up any book by Ann Rule, Harold Schechter, or any of the other true crime authors, and the killer is always the person nobody in the neighborhood suspected. H46j7 :angel:

So if you run amok (or walk amok, if you're tired ::)) with a butcher knife and a chainsaw, we can always say: "But, she was a beautiful person inside and out!  We never suspected her!!"  chain_saw

Seriously, weddings are a major time of stress; exceeded only a death in the family or loss of a job.  I had some relatives at my wedding that are alive today only because it was illegal to discharge a firearm in the city limits.
The trick to survival is take nothing too seriously and as that great philosopher Sophie Tucker used to say: "F%#(*at*) 'em if they can't take a joke!!"

Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Scatter on June 26, 2011, 03:57:13 PM
You look far too pretty like that to spoil it with such things as blood spatter and gore drippings. Kill her AFTER the wedding......and wear a rain poncho.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Sean on June 26, 2011, 04:04:36 PM
Quote from: charp13 on June 26, 2011, 01:08:06 PM
Sean speaks for all of us!  You are gonna glow, Chatty! Beaming with love and pride on your son's precious day- you will shine  :)   :)   :)
Sean!!!!! You need to put your head on Larry's jacket and you will be stylin' too!

If I could photo shop, I would do THAT!!!!  Hey, Charlotte-----did you read MY post in Mayor Vaughn's voice?  Ha!   ;D
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Fester on June 26, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
Quote from: Scatter on June 26, 2011, 03:57:13 PM
You look far too pretty like that to spoil it with such things as blood spatter and gore drippings. Kill her AFTER the wedding......and wear a rain poncho.

Then call one of us! 
Friends help friends move.
Real friends help friends move bodies!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Sean on June 26, 2011, 04:07:09 PM
Laura, I'm pretty confident that your warm, inviting face will carry you----------not the make up.  I think our friends here would agree.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Scatter on June 26, 2011, 04:11:03 PM
Quote from: Fester on June 26, 2011, 04:06:48 PM
Then call one of us! 
Friends help friends move.
Real friends help friends move bodies!

Right you are Mr Burke.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Scatter on June 26, 2011, 04:12:35 PM
Quote from: Sean on June 26, 2011, 04:04:36 PM
If I could photo shop, I would do THAT!!!!  Hey, Charlotte-----did you read MY post in Mayor Vaughn's voice?  Ha!   ;D

But for guys like us, we NEED Larry's jacket to get us through.
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Fester on June 26, 2011, 04:44:06 PM
Quote from: Scatter on June 26, 2011, 04:11:03 PM
Right you are Mr Burke.

Without a doubt,  Mr. Hare!
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: CreepysFan on June 26, 2011, 04:54:54 PM
   
  :o  OMG.... behind Chatty's angelic face are a set of vicious fangs.  I'm speechless.  By the way, I know a butcher who can eliminate the body for you.  You might even get some choice cuts too.   ;)
Title: Re: Here I am! For Charp
Post by: Haunted hearse on June 26, 2011, 05:11:13 PM
Quote from: CreepysFan on June 26, 2011, 04:54:54 PM
   
  :o  OMG.... behind Chatty's angelic face are a set of vicious fangs.  I'm speechless.  By the way, I know a butcher who can eliminate the body for you.  You might even get some choice cuts too.   ;)

Let me guess, the Butcher has a great singing voice, with his "Dolcett" tones.