??? Does anyone else wonder how you attain rank in the U.M.A.?
I used to think it was by posting "New Topics", replying to other posts. As I have looked around lately, that just doesn't seem to really be the case.
Have you ever considered this?
Do you know the answer?
after some time and hopfuly some replies, maybe the General will chime in with the right answer!! thrhrt
Uncula, I believe it is based on the amount of posts you actually make.
Or how well you do during top-secret, life-threatening missions.
Ooohhh...tell me more about the missions! Do they involve pelting the "Twilight" kids with stale raspberries and creamed corn? :)
If only! There'd be a stampede of volunteers for that one!
Mmmmmm- raspberries and creamed corn....
I seem to recall sending the General cases of Tab helped. ;D
There's very little our General would NOT do for a case of Tab.
I dunno I got alot numbers over there, and I'm still just a Sarge. :laugh:
New Recruit : Posts 0; Stars *
Private First Class: Posts 50; Stars **
Specialist : Posts 100; Stars ***
Corporal : Posts 250; Stars ****
Sergeant : Posts 500; Stars *****
what about beyond that Mike?
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on January 06, 2011, 06:54:35 PM
what about beyond that Mike?
There is no beyond, except for moderator ranks/positions.
:D Thanks for the input, everyone! Personally, I would like some Gold Stars!
Now, how many cases of tab and who do I have to kill to get them? thrhrt Bwahahaha....
Charp...I will gladly add a couple of Habenero peppers to that creamed corn mixture. You could fly to Jupiter on one of them...if it didn't kill you outright.
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I think all I did was mention TAB in a post and I went up an entire rank.
Quote from: Radioactive Rod Whitenack on January 06, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
I think all I did was mention TAB in a post and I went up an entire rank.
Or maybe it was because you just passed 500 posts?
Whoa! I just noticed Doc & Scatter combined, are pushing 15,000 posts!
Yeah, we are a couple of spams....er, I mean hams... :laugh:
So we know who the blabber mouths are... :P
So we're an army of non-coms and enlisted personnel? Maybe we need a Warrant Officer or a Regimental Sargeant Major! ;D
Quote from: Pauspy on January 07, 2011, 12:15:28 PM
. . or a Regimental Sargeant Major!
Monty Python ~ Marching up and down the square (Michael Palin) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780#)
Quote from: Unknown Primate on January 06, 2011, 10:58:35 PM
Whoa! I just noticed Doc & Scatter combined, are pushing 15,000 posts!
My dream is to reach 20,000 posts and never actually say anything meaningful. Personally, I think I'm off to a ripping start.
OT...Scatter..Did you get the picture I sent you?
"E" ededed
No I didn't..........
I attached it to a non-army addy that you gave me.
"E"
OOOPS...........gotta check the spam filter!!
GOT IT!!! Man, that is AWESOME!!
Quote from: Pauspy on January 06, 2011, 04:06:43 PM
Ooohhh...tell me more about the missions! Do they involve pelting the "Twilight" kids with stale raspberries and creamed corn? :)
Why not just let Scatter fling poo at them ?
Quote from: CreepysFan on January 07, 2011, 08:17:39 PM
Why not just let Scatter fling poo at them ?
What could be more fitting than that??? Nothing covers glitter like a nice layer of poo.
Guys,
I think this thread has gotten off topic. Let's all try to focus and stick to the important subject.
Which is TAB.
Rod
Quote from: Radioactive Rod Whitenack on January 07, 2011, 10:54:58 PM
Guys,
I think this thread has gotten off topic. Let's all try to focus and stick to the important subject.
Which is TAB.
Rod
:o Funny, when I started this thread, I thought it was about attaining rank in the Army! ::) That is because, and I hope to not be demoted for this sacrilege, I personally don't like TAB!!! :o ??? 8)
thrhrt Bwahahahaaaa!
Quote from: Uncula on January 07, 2011, 11:37:05 PM
:o Funny, when I started this thread, I thought it was about attaining rank in the Army! ::) That is because, and I hope to not be demoted for this sacrilege, I personally don't like TAB!!! :o ??? 8)
thrhrt Bwahahahaaaa!
What did you say PRIVATE??
Quote from: Pauspy on January 06, 2011, 04:06:43 PM
Ooohhh...tell me more about the missions! Do they involve pelting the "Twilight" kids with stale raspberries and creamed corn? :)
You're their makeup artist? LOL!!!
Quote from: Scatter on January 08, 2011, 12:56:43 AM
What did you say PRIVATE??
:'( Ah...I
MEANT to say that I don't like anything
BUT TAB!
sir? :-[ :-X
siir?... Is that okay?...Are you still there, sir?... oh, well... thrhrt
I think Doc and Scatter should get pink stars
Or maybe lavender?
;) As Jedd Clampett might say, ??? "Well doggies, ??? that meanss that in 10 more posts... I'll become a Corporal in this here Army"! Yeah! ::) 8) thrhrt
Quote from: Unknown Primate on January 06, 2011, 10:58:35 PM
Whoa! I just noticed Doc & Scatter combined, are pushing 15,000 posts!
That's not all they're pushing... :o
Quote from: Opera Ghost on January 12, 2011, 02:01:29 PM
I think Doc and Scatter should get pink stars
Wouldn't a "wolvesbane cluster" be more appropriate? :)
This thread reminds me of the opening narration to STALAG 17:
"In our compound there were about 630 of us, all American airmen: radio operators, gunners, and engineers. All sergeants. Now you put 630 sergeants together and, oh mother, you've got yourself a situation. There was more fireworks shooting off around that joint... take for instance the story about the spy we had in our barracks... "
[I'm sure that last bit refers to folk from the CHFB].