just post what the avatar above you is thinking or saying...
meant to be a humorous game... ;D
"it's messy if done right"
"They call me MC Phantom...word!"
Dang! I could'ave had a V-8!
"What!?..you got something to say?"
I am THE Elvira Female Impersonator
Hmmmmmmmm..Now where DID I leave those car keys???
...do the hokey Pokey and turn yourslf around...that's what it's all about
I'm not going to move until Christmas!!!!
Give me some sugar baby!
Rock and Roll...........Hey!!!!!!!!!! Rock and Roll............Hey!!!!!!!!!
Mirror Mirror on the wall....
If I stand here in the museum, maybe no one will notice?!?
Does this make me look fat?
Do you reallyyyyyyy want to p**s me off?!?!?
Has anyone seen my mascara???
Mcdee
As I look away from the camera, will they still recognize me as Frankenstein's creation?!?
For the last time..........I'M NOT TAMMY FAYE BAKKER!!
If I throw this penny of the Empire State bldg., will it...................
Do I have a hole in my pants?
FREEZE FRAME!!!!!!
You talkin to me?
Catch me if you cannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
"Put the effing lotion in the basket!!"
Do the Humpty, hump!!!
Who says guys can't be geishas?
Nurse - take this urine sample - quick!
If I push hard enough something HAS to come out!
Should'ave brought my butterfly net!
What do you mean they've sold out of twinkies!?
Who said prostate exams can't be fun?
On top of the world, Ma!
Quote from: Scatter on November 27, 2010, 09:17:02 PM
Who said prostate exams can't be fun?
Quote from: Dr. Madd on November 27, 2010, 08:47:16 PM
What do you mean they've sold out of twinkies!?
Freaking hilarious, guys! ;D ;D ;D
Now that I have three fingers I'll think I'll have a nailbiting contest.
What comes after 3?
Don't move...There is a poisonous caterpillar on your face...
Mcdee
I knew that sushi didn't smell right when I was eating it.
Y'know, I can see my house from up here.
Drink this!, trust me I'm a doctor.
I'm not an EMO, I am a GOTH!
Is there something on my back?
"I asked for the SALTED nuts! And he gave me the UN-SALTED NUTS!!!"
One more Hump-ty Dumpty joke, and I'm gonna ring somebody's bell!
"Look son, I don't care what you think you saw, human beings do not exist!!"
Now Where did I put those goggles?
Like my new snuggie?
Yes I AM related to Marty Feldman, ok???
" THEEEEESSSSSSEEEEE EYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
No I'm not related to Mick Jagger
"Look, I dont care if you are 16."
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You should have seen what I looked like before I drank the potion."
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's do the timmmmmeeee warrrpppp again!!!!!
Charles Manson's disturbing High school pic.
But first...the Tranya.
I think I may have stayed in the tanning booth too long
What, what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOO......PRETTY......SWIRLING....COLORS......
"Yes, from the side, I do look like Dick Nixon"
Ice Cream Man!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm listening... go on.
Is there any flesh in my teeth?
Ouch! That's my playing arm you just frogged!
Are my eyes red?
OOo-PA!
Whataya mean thats NOT what they meant by FACEOFF
No! Absolutely NOT."
Can I bring this thing on as a carry on????
Marilyn WHO?
I'm not only the President, I'm a client
I made a really lousy hippy.
No, I'm not an ornament!
I need to return these contacts!
"All the kids wear long hair these days gramps."
Wow, my outfit doesn't match my shoes!!!!
Ok, take the damn picture before one of us passes on
Yo, yo, yo!!! P to the H to the A to the N to the T to the O to the M!!!!
Booooooooo, yahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Just smile, sign the picture and he'l leave you alone....
I can see every crack in the sidewalk.
You talkin to me?
Hmmpph! How much longer do I have to stand in this corner?!
I see Mars
I see OG
I see LL Kong
I can see for miles and miles, I can see...
I'm not wearing any pants...
I'm not wearing any clothes, wanna make something of it?
I am sooooooooooooo GOTH!!!
No, we're not twins!
GHOST..............Opera Ghost.
No...I"M Jekyll, and HE'S Hyde
If I keep my face this way, it will freeze?!? Oops, too late!!!
Twins 2 coming to a theatre near you.
Two heads are better than one
Take this boy for a good shave....and give him an anema.
"Anyone know a good chiropractor?"
PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'll grab you round the head like THIS!, then I'll sqeeze like THIS!"
Is this gonna hurt?
Tense?? WHO'S TENSE??
.
Yo--want to keep it down--I'm trying to sleep
I'm not just the President of Hair Club For Men............I'm a customer!!
Walk like an Egyptian
One is not amused....
What hump?
A fly! How do those suckers get down here?!
Now where'd I put those damn keys?
I invented this look.....the 'it wasn't me look'.....
I had a Hunch you would say that...
Mcdee
Ok it's been four hours. I better call my Doctor.
That's how a real man starts a BBQ grill, son.
You know what this meal needs? Some fava beans and a nice chianti.
My momma loved the 60s....
"Look at the pretty little ants." *SQUASH* *SQUASH*
BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My grandpa makes great head cheese!
What makes you think I'm shoplifting officer ?
Love Pita's
She turned me down again...what could it be? My hair? My teeth? What????
Who left the damn lights on again?
Constipation..........it's no laughing matter.
CATCH ME!!
Anybody got some floss??
My what big teeth you have!!!
All the better to eat you with, my dear............
who is this creepy looking guy behind me???
I once told a woman my **** was thissssss biiigggggggg!!!!!! >:D
Thank goodness the gay marriage ban was lifted.
Top of the world......Ma!!!!
Quote from: marsattacks666 on December 03, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
Top of the world......Ma!!!!
What a flippity flappin" GREAT movie!!
Flippity!!! Where are my bananas!
PSSSSSSST............wanna buy a watch?
Whoa, Thats sharp!
Feel my bicep.........go ahead, you know you want to.
Damn these are big flies
I play better than Liberace
I've just about had it with this ventriloquist malarkey....
No wonder I can't stop smoking - I was supposed to wear these patches on my SKIN!
My stop-smoking therapist told me week two is the worst....
Must.... get... pepto....
Avon calling.....
What Hump?
If you continue to mock me....I will end you.....
Plant food!!
Have you seen my yacht?
HOLDING! That was holding! These officials suck!!!
Well, no more firelit whiskeys for me.
Hello?...is this 1968...? I've come to give these sideburns back...
You do the monster mash like this....
Look into my eyes......
Everyone told me I should have used moisturizer.
Pitooey! - BULLSEYE! Right on that guy's head!
BANANA'S COST HOW MUCH NOW ?
I'm not Mister Burns for the last time!
Uh...yes. I am Dom Deluise
Lol.. I get that a lot. Your caption:
I am Batman.
Gilligan!
Shoo!....I am trying to emote!
It wasn't me!
For now I shall dwell in these putrid chambers....for one day I shall have my own 12" sideshow figure! Mwa ha ha haaa!!
I'm HUNGRY - I could really go for some S*** HELPER right now...
Momma never loved me!!!
Ready for some show and tell?
Ready to learn to Cossack dance?
Ever seen me ecstatic? Well here it is!
....and THEN I ran out of sun screen
EAT ME
Wonder if its raining out....
Am I losing my hair?
Is that a cobweb on the ceiling?
What was that?
Now where did I leave those car keys???
Where are my glasses?!?!?!?!
Come on, Take the Damn picture, already!
I will grant you........Three wishes!
I would now like to sing "Swanee River", while Vigo here drinks a glass of water
I don't care what people say..........I DON'T LOOK PALE!!!!!!!! gEE wIz!!!
TRUST ME
More Brains
There is someone behinddddddd meeeeeeeeeee! Too scared to look, though.
Hey Buddy can't you read...10 items or less
Where the F*** is my other cape!!! THIS ONE STINKS!!!
I look nothing like Wolverine!
Do you see me laughing?!?
Old Man, did you just squeak one out?
Can I BE the fifth member of KISS?!? Please!!!
Never wash your conjoined twin in hot water....he'll shrink
pOp CoRn, Get yOuR fReSh pOp CoRn!!!!!!
Behold Scrooge, this is what your nephew is doing..
Behold.....the Brrrrrriiiiide of Frankenstein
Its my party and I'll sulk if I want to....
Yeah, I slept with Gena Davis!
It's friday night and I'm down in this dank pit as usual. With all my friends.
Do I look like I care?!?
Who'd have thought the Hannibal Lector / Buffalo Bill reunion night would have such a poor turnout??
That's the last time I try to deep fry a turkey for Thanksgiving.
I balance myself right...............
This is why I never sit on the back row....
Please, go out with me!!!! Please!!!!
Do you think my complexion will clear up before the Prom??
You put a guy on a pedestal and look what happens....
Freddy Krueger has nothing on me! That's right!
Hello.. I am Penn.. and this is Teller.
Yes, I am The Invisible Man and yes, I am wearing my Dr. Madd disquise! Way more comfortable than those bandages!
Darool, Darool
Ok, who the **** cut the cheese?!?
May we come in and tell you about our church?
From this distance, you can really hock a loogy.
My dummy will now say a bottle of beer "A gottle of gear".
Go ahead.......Pull my finger!
Sheesh, what a guy has to do to play with his model planes!
Ok, Nobody move--I lost a lense
Ooh! Feel my triceps!
You want me to say "ahh" I got your ahh right here!!!!!
"Extra Crispy?"
O.k, now let's try squeezing me into a circle.
*FARTTTT* Phew. Oh, exuse me.
I will get my revenge on this sandwich.
I've done these tests before, is it two rabbits making love?
This is what happens when you cross Marty Feldman with Peter Lorre....
"No..Johnny....her name was Abby normal."
You can't fool me Mister Costello, Lawrence Talbot jr indeed. Or have you got any suits in 6xl?
Danny Kaye's evil twin.
"I say O'chap, did ya happen to see which way, my body went?"
Excuse meeeeeeeee?!?
"The only reason I am smiling, is because there is a .44 magnum barrel shoved into my back."
If I stare at the wall some more........
Introducing the Villain for "Dark Knight Rising"...
"Strike a pose....Vouge..., Madonna isnt the only show in town."
I go tweedle, deedle dee!
I fought two world wars and for what? So you could grow your hair and join a band???
Quote from: long live kong on December 16, 2010, 02:03:22 PM
I fought two world wars and for what? So you could grow your hair and join a band???
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ;D
"I want my Nickleback??"....very funny, dad!! ::)
You put your right Alien arm out.......and ya shake it all about.
Its a wonderful life.
Is my helmet on sideways???
I am not a Rutabega!
'Yo Dawg!, I'm representing da Eastside..'
(In case you dont get it,look at the fingers on his hand)
I can't stop staring at her cleavage.
I just lovvvvvveeeeee human popsicles....yummmmmmmmm!!!
One Senior ticket and one Child ticket.............no, seriously, he's only 6.
MOMMMMMMMMMMM!!! I just broke the legs off my new action figure!!!
Pretty cool huh, Only cost 600 cereal Box tops and postage for him
"We've got a REALLY big shooooooooooo........."
Oh, yeah, it has 1001 uses....and is washable!
I really have no use for you.....Begone!!!!
Quick take the picture, my face is cramping up from smiling!
have yourself a plan 9 little Christmas
I may be small, but, I will light up your life.
This is me before....and after Jenny Craig!
Greetings Earthlings-I come in search of a good dentist!
I know that she said let's have some fun with the cream, but shaving cream was the last thing on my mind!
Curse Rob Zombie for keeping me out of his videos.
Aaaaaaaaaaay I have a lantern head, and I like flexing my long arm muscles.....
(cannot see what is going on in that photo!)
That's nothing, I have a skeleton in the other cupboard.
I can seeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu!
...and then, on top of everything else, MY HOT-COMB DIED!!!
Who ya callin' pizza face, buddy!?
Die, MARIO!
Every girl IS crazy about a sharp dressed man!
Come now, one and all and see Charp and the corpse grinders in concert.
I say old chap, if Private's Laurel and Hardy do that dance again arrest them on the spot.
Hehehe hehe The capital of Arkansas is "A" he he he
Whattya mean smoking in bed is dangerous???
Brainzzzz! And Milk and cookies!
Yep! Just call me your "cross beau", baby!!
Attack.... Of the digruntled turnips!
There's something out there....and it aint no man....
Hey, your mum wasn't a looker either, pal!
Ready or not, here I come.
Oh dear pink mesh briefs or lime green Speedos? Decisions decisions!
Keith Richards at rest.
Well, punk! Do ya feel lucky?
MAD...MAD YOU SAY....HA HA HA HA
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
Tastes Like Chicken
What do you mean Goth?? I always look this way!
Yes, I was the inspiration for the Muppets
God I'm bored....
Oh Crap-it's the Orkin man!!!!
It's the Tor Johnson Christmas Special!
Look! There's nothing up my sleeves.
Oh my good giddy aunt! It's medication time!!
Fly me to the moooon..... :P
the new MARS snowcone machine
I got you Babe!
..............if someone throws spitwads at me again!!!!!!!!!
And for my next trick I'll drink a glass of water while my friend here sings!
If Vegans invented the daleks....
I assure this is painless ear piercing!
Does being a Vegan make me a cannibal?
Will these nails ever dry???
NOW YOU GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! AND YOU CAN TELL THOSE SONS OF BI*!#ES AT THE CORPORATION THIS GERKIN AIN'T FOR SALE, AND I AIN'T SELLING!!!
This is my High School pix from the 70s
Just chillin'.... oh yeah, casual... .Ca-s-u-al....
..and this camper will sleep 4 adults....if they sleep standing up
They call me the Jerry Stiller of Veggies
...and then I'm suing Alice Cooper for the eye makeup thingie....
S,sssssss, A aaaaaaa. F ffffffffff, E eeeeee, T ttttttttt, Yyyyyyyyyy
SAFETY DANCE!!!!!
You can't beat a late showing of Midnight Cowboy on a friday night.....
I'll Carrot Top you!
Previous conehead costume ideas.
Yeah, I'm Cupid-so what of it?
C'mon tell me the truth, don't I look like Cary Grant standing like this?
Ok...tell me...how many fingers?
....so then I though "hey, if this Crest whitening stuff works on my teeth, what if I wash my face with it?"
HOW DARE YOU WALK IN MY FRAME! HEY, HEY, NOW WE GO BACK A LONG WAY, YOU'RE A NICE GUY. BUT IF YOU WALK IN MY FRAME ONE MORE TIME I WILL END YOU PROFFESSIONALLY!!
Alec Baldwin's newest tantrum
Bullseye!!!
"Any moment now, I am going to spring to life and scare the heck outta you.....wait for it......wait for it...."
I just pooped my pants......I sure hope noone noticed?!? Tee. hee!
"You know, this is how Paris Hilton started out in her career." >:D
Must...keep... cheeks....clenched!
"Dr.Livingston?, I presume."
Come any closer and I'll do it I really will, this finger is loaded.
I'm so scary, I even worry myself.
Okay, I'm ready for the new Thor movie.
Yeah, baby....I'm tanned like this all over :o
Eat your veggies kids...or else.
"Smithers, come closer, I want to tell you something."
Trust me, I'm a doctor....
If this diaper breaks, you'll all be sorry.
Anyone see the 80000 gorilla in the room?
You picked the wrong house my friend.....
Ooooooopppppps! I think I just pooped a little?!? :o
What happens when Linda Blair signs a toy contract.
Well off for another day's work at the Jungle Adventure ride.....
I passed on the HR Pufnstuf gig
I should never have gone to Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon.
Doc said take one and call him in the am
...and then I'm suing "Hair Club for Men"!
Hey Buddy, up yours!
For the last time..............I AM NOT HENRY WAXMAN!!
(http://777denny.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/henry-waxman-totally-looks-like-phantom-of-the-opera.jpg)
Ok, trade ya this for a PB&J sandwich--final offer!
"Look...I know what your thinking,.......mustard or mayo."
My brain is in here!
"YOU!!!"
Thr Braaaainnnn! There's nothing like the brain!
"Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head"
" Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead"
I must write a very Stern letter to Charles Atlas, it just hasn't worked for me!
Quick...how many fingers?
I am not an animal!
....vogue!
Eat your veggies!
"And you thought the headhunters were your only problem."
At last....an idea!
I got to go peeeeeeeeeeeeee, realllllllllll badddddd!!!!!
Simon Sez spon you're head like this
' CAUSE IT'SSSSSSSSSSSS THRILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Jerry Mahoney may have invented this move, but I perfected it!
This wrinkle cream is NOT working!
Ahhhhhh......I feel better already!
Did I just hear my pants rip?!? Oooooooppppppsss!
I've heard of putting a spin on things, but this is ridiculous.
Oooops was that me??
You put one drop of Ketchup on that Prime Rib and I'll moidalize ya!
Seriously I AM ERIK THE phantom----I was just out in the sun a little too long!
"Now where did I leave my keys."
Meet Golda, my ear.
COOKING OIL! I thought that was Sunblock 50 I slathered on! Someone get me a mirror... if I'm sunburned for the family portrait, the wife is going to kill me.
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on December 28, 2010, 02:10:31 PM
"And you thought the headhunters were your only problem."
That is so my signature line for a while.
"Follow me!, I know the way out of here!"
Yes yes--the voices are in my head
Doing the Hora!
It's HAMMMMMEEERRRR TIMMMMEEEEEEE!!!
This new Richard Simmons workout video is great!
You just need to figure out one thing...
My mother was frightened by an owl
..and that's why they call me "The Blur"
MOM!! Look at this wild rutabaga I dug up in the garden!!
You haven't LIVED until you've been an action figure for a fifty foot gorilla.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
This Linda Blair ab buster workout is a KILLER!
Do I look happy? I asked for a ripe banana and what do you give me a lousy Kolchak doll!
Lemme just see if I can slip this little air biscuit out...... uh....oh.... I think I just shat myself.
Yeah, I played Warcraft for 24 hours straight....why do you ask?
Does this head make my body look fat?
Does THIS head make MY body look fat? ;)
....and after I sue my dentist my optometrist is going down!!
"I used to work for Travelocity, til I was replaced by a gnome."
Say...weren't you in Pete's Dragon?
"Does anyone else, see this hand crawling up my arm?"
Santa tries a new costume.
I'm Dr. Madd and I'll be your teppanyaki chef for the evening.....
Ok....tell me if ya heard this one before..
I am not being defensive....grrrrrrrrrrr
Stop squeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzimgggg your oranges on my head!!!
Let's see little Miss Regan do this!
I'm not wearing anything under this cape.
Absolutely the closest shave ever, or your head returned free of charge
Why such a long face??
"It's the new Kolchak candy bar.."
I can see in your brain through your nostrils
"The power of sit ups compels me! The power of sit ups compels me!
This bacon facial scrub is really doing the trick!
Do Not adjust your set.
Yes, our chops are real good here, miss.
8)
Go ahead, allow me to cross your path - I dare ya!
See? i floss every day!
"No...no....no more please, I promise to be a good boy."
No, kid, I'm not Cecil.
;D
Quote from: packy120353 on January 06, 2011, 07:37:33 AM
"The power of sit ups compels me! The power of sit ups compels me!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"I see a turtle....and a parrot.....ohhh, I see a giraffe."
I dunno....it sure sounds like my baby sister in in there....
SHAFT!
Madd's Medievel Barber Shop And House Of Leeching
You've made a monkey out of me for the last time!
:D
I tawt I taw a putty tat.
Like My Kolchak coffee mug?
Let me give you a nice close shave
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!
Get your very own Regan action figure.. Pea soup filling mix sold separately. For ages 8 and up.
Honey, will this green shirt match my purse?!?!?
"I wonder if this is how, Lindsay felt?"
Boy to dragon: So how long can you hold that tobacco juice in your mouth???
"Look!....... up in the sky!"
",,, and that's how Peter, Paul & Mary decided to do a song, based on my life!"
Slim JIMS!
Who washed my best knife in hot water????
"That's the last time, I forget to wear earplugs before I go swimming again."
No, really....lose the pink wings....
Look out for those low flying bats!!
You should see the last guy who called me a cob of corn
Whata ya mean Lugosi is doing the next one???
Um, excuse me....you're out of toilet paper.
Hey girlssssssssssss, check out my beautiful white teeth!
If you spent all day at the DMV you'd be acting this way too!
Whatay a mean Chaney was better?
I ain't 'fraid of no GHOST
"Hi, wanna play Morgue?"
Yes, Charlie Gemora suggested my look....why do you ask??
You did what to my collection of M.I.B. monster model kits?
:o
Seriously, you're going with that?
Just LOOK at these dishpan hands.
Quote from: Scatter on January 12, 2011, 02:19:37 PM
Just LOOK at these dishpan hands.
This is what I use, the Karl Kolchak Scubber!
WORD.
Call me mini kong
Simple Simon says "Now fold your arms like this."
8)
Don't screw with me. Nothing says I HAVE to crap in that box you know.
Well, sonofa.....look what the doctor found!
Gosh, I really am running out of cool captions to say....lol ;D
Let's see...... How about..... Is there someone staring at me? I REALLY don't want to turn around.
You spin me right around baby, right around like a.....
(Dead or Alive)
Quote from: Opera Ghost on January 12, 2011, 05:24:59 PM
You spin me right around baby, right around like a.....
(Dead or Alive)
Now that was a great one! ;)
What if Ray Harryhausen directed "The Exorcist"?
Jack SparroW, or what?!?!?
"So...umm, when does the pendulum come into play?"
I believe.....I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
I went green long ago. I'm all about recycling cadavers you know.
8)
No, sorry, that was my half brother in Coraline
Drat! How come it always works for Jeannie on TV but never for me?
>:(
Look into my eyes and repeat after me...."I never liked that houseplant.....I'm better off without it..."
My moustache is...what?
Just cross your arms and let the Erik Ab-Master do all the work!
Dude!!!!!!
"I am smiling."
I wanted it to say "I Believe In Square Dancing"......
Did you just see that??
Ravens lost to the Steelers in the Playoffs AGAIN??
Get your stinking paw of me, you damn dirty ape!
The avatar paid for by the committee to elect Frankenstein
"The Alamo need defending again?"
"You stick your left foot in, you take your left foot out...."
Whasyootalkinbout, Willis?
...and this was part of the very first "Secret Sam" briefcase from 1820
Don't LOOK at meeeeeeeeeee!
"I am a proud member of Greenpeace"
" Yeah, well - I know I exist! I just don't think you exist! "
BTW, I dig your last two avatars, Doc.
Whattya mean they discontinued banana twinkies!
Be veeeeeeeeeery quiet...........I'm hunting wabbit. hahahahaha
Yeah, he not only sits wherever he wants to, he picks the cable channels too.
Wow! You have the biggest cans I've ever seen!
;D
No..... I am NOT Stewie from Family Guy in a kitty costume!
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:vqwDpCiXbLX4KM::starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/966/966753/stewie-griffin-20090326035153768-000.jpg)
Gimme some sugar Baby!!
"Guys, I dont see how Corn on the cobb monster is terrifying."
Why are you just standing there?!?! Please help me with Her!
Dr. Griffin's been mixing chemicals in here again.
Uh oh.....your uncle's been eating ludefisk again!
Oh no! Gorgo has returned!
:o
Quote from: Scatter on January 14, 2011, 04:06:51 PM
Ravens lost to the Steelers in the Playoffs AGAIN??
Looking forward to the 2011 Season!
I invented the cat-eye look
But of course! Cloak and dagger operations are my specialty.
8)
Don't EVER look at me again!
From the Valley of the "ho ho ho"...Green Giant!
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"
Hey Buddy, gotta match?
"OGeenie, get us out of here."
"Yes master." *blink*
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on January 17, 2011, 06:59:24 PM
"OGeenie, get us out of here."
"Yes master." *blink*
LOL...well done!
~ Get your own!
"As a child did you love your mother ?"
Why yes, I'm done with her.......what part did you need.....
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm just green with envy"
Won't somebody give me a hand?
;D
Quote from: Hepcat on January 18, 2011, 10:31:34 AM
Won't somebody give me a hand?
;D
Oh no, you didn't.
Why, yes I do star in "Thor 2-Thor's Rec Room"
I hate these formal functions. This tie is going to make me pass out in a moment.
8)
Pardon me while I moult.
What do you mean my body language tells you I'm feeling vunerable? Those radishes you fed me are playing havoc with my plumbing!!
Waddaya mean Hammer is casting Lee in their Dracula reboot?
Do I LOOK like I sing Andrew Lloyd Webber??
"High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo...."
"I was the victim of the Von Zipper finger."
I'm nuts, and bolts, about you!
;D
Shee... all this fuss over crossing their path...now I hope they never find the dead mouse....
"I hope your housebroken."
Reach out! I'll be there.
8)
on't "here kitty Kitty "me! I'll come when i feel like it!
"Why do the other Giraffes run away??"
No, I don't think "Jim Henson's Kong Babies" will ever be popular.
Exsqueeze me?
Don't worry. I'll shield you from harm.
8)
"One more time, your name is Sabrina and your a witch."
da da da dum "snap snap"
da da da dum "snap snap"
da da da dum
da da da dum
da da da dum"snap snap"
Hmmm.....I fancy some cheese on toast.....
Why did I ever buy this "Amish Kid" halloween costume???
What hump??
I'm sorry it doesn't come spayed or neutered.....but there's a home kit to take with you if you want!!
Wow-look at that chick getting undressed by her window!!!
You complete me
I'll do the picture, but the nude scenes are OUT!
Ok, I'll do the picture, but the Kolchak stays
"Doc will I be able to play the organ?"
"Oh most definitely".
"That's funny, I couldn't before!"
Come on already, take the damn picture!
When is the damn movie going to begin? I need to use the bathroom!
"Don't run under tha fence", they said, 'it's just been painted"
What? I'm fired? But it's my own movie!
:D
Don't look at me. I have NO idea how the curtains got all those holes in them.
I wonder if I need a new Ophthalmologist?
...and tell Davey Crocket to stop trying to wear me like a hat!
Whattaya mean they want Gary Oldman?!
Bring on Gorgo!
;)
Cujo...seriously....pfft
I need to pick up some hand cream on sale today.
Yeah, yeah...my name is Flower and I'm a skunk....so why isn't your name "intelligent"??
I think that my wife forgot to brush her teeth this morning .. I wonder if I should say anything?
I wass goin thru ze park one day.. In ze merry merry, montz of may.. I was taken by surprise by a pair of girlish eyes... AH L'amour.!
Kill Da Wabbit
(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/rnrdist_2138_29893552)
Mirror Mirror on the Wall....
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the &%$ do you think you're talking to? You talkin' to me?
Do you think that I should change my dentist? He seems to have missed a space or two.
What do I have in common with Ilona Massey acting?
(FYI, Ilona Massey was the female lead in Frankenstein meets the Wolfman)
Give up? We both STINK!
^
Ooh that's cold.
Just how people feel when they see your face :P
No peeking while I take a shower!
:D
Why did my owner spend all that money on classic monster kits when I really need Advantage?
Is it just me or do this roses stink?
OH what a beautiful MOOOOOOORRRRRNNIINNGG!!
I hate Rollercoasters
Im OK. Im OK. Im OK. Im OK. Im OK.
Wait until my wife finds out that I ate the last Drake's Devil Dog ... :o
"I'm a skunka skunka burnin' love..."
I die WHEN? In House of Dracula?
You're re-making Phantom of the Opera with Robert Pattinson from Twighlight as me??? Would you mind standing beneath this chandelier for a moment??
That's the last super chili dog I eat. I always end up with such terrible gas.
:o
Ok, who cut the cheese?
It's ten o'clock and I don't know where my kids are ... :o
It's ten o'clock and I don't know where my other roses are.
:-[
If I didn't wear a little collar with a bell for Lugosi or Karloff, what make syou think I'll wear one for you?
I can't decide which one of these to buy ....
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41pZ3aohldL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Wait till they smell these roses now.
Do you know me?
I'll be there as soon as my nails dry
I hate getting my prostate checked.
:D
Why is the Vet poking me there?
ruffage
always pushing the ruffage
"So flimsy you can pick up a dime." (youngsters might go HUH?)
Hi This is "Dick Clark", and welcome to
"Rock'n New Years Eve" 2055
Oh BOY! I'm so excited, we're having Spaghettios for dinner again!
(http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/spaghettios.jpg)
Cribbage anyone???
(if you don't play you may not get the "skunk" tie-in)
I was at a 7-11 this morning and someone said that I looked like Lily Tomlin!
I hate driver's license photo time
What Hump?
Do you think that my hairdresser took too much off the top?
Whats Black and White and Red all over?
....... Me with a bloody nose!
This photo should get lotsa babes on the online dating site!
Godzilla?! Ffffttttt!!!! He's nothing but an overgrown lizard with bad breath. Me though I can show you tough!
:D
Those LOLcats get all the spotlight.
I wanted my Cheezburger well-done, not rare!
Did someone just paint stripes down my back?!?
I just called in sick as I'm feeling a bit green today.
No,no,no-Pepe le Pew was from Warner Brothers-I work for Disney!
I'm here to try out for the team. I can outrebound Wilt Chamberlain any day of the week.
;)
Edgar Allen Poe never paid me any residuals.
Here at "Looting4Gold", we'll take all of your old gold....for nothing, of course
I wonder why I just can't get my head on straight. It's always leaning off toward the side.
:o
I have a Monday morning catnip hangover .... :P
.....alls I knows is....Bambi's mother made some powerful enemies, knowhutimean???
What do you mean? I can't be my turn to clean the litterboxes AGAIN!
What do ya mean my bowtie is to big?
I use Crest. Nine out of the last ten dentists I strangled recommended it as the solution to my oral hygiene problems.
;)
....and I believe in keeping my humans spayed or neutered....still want to take that little trip to the vet?
Hi Im Bob Barkers little brother. Billy Barker aka "Pegleg"
I'm going to kill the next person who calls me 'Blinky'
I'm going to kill the next person who calls me 'Stinky'
You look familiar
Dad?
Agggghhhhh! I missed the free game by one hundred measly points!
>:(
I wonder if I should've hidden that nice juicy freshly killed mouse in my master's bed?
Hey leave me alone, I just want want to come up smelling of roses just this once.
It's true....these Lee press-On Nails are awesome!!
What?! You drank my last beer?
(http://www.genx40.com/images/2004c/fifty.JPG)
:o
I don't know what happened to your little bird. I have no idea why there's a feather in my mouth.
What?! But he promised me a dozen roses!
:o
I'm watching you Bela
Well, it was either decorate in "modern dungeon" motif or shop at IKEA...
Why is the shelf that I bought at IKEA falling down ........ again?
....and this stain is all that's left after the IKEA shelf fell on top of him...
What?! No matter how often I straighten that picture it always looks crooked to me.
:o
Look into my GREEN eyes
I'm going to get a color change .. I wonder if purple would suit me better?
Something really stinks
What make you think Im jealous?
It's an astygmatism!
I wonder if I need just a touch more eye shadow?
???
I was NOT playing with a skunk! Don't give me a bath!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2319/2459099151_00c91d2404.jpg)
Awwwwwwwwww, pretty flowers!
I'm in Chernobyl!
I hope that no one notices that I'm not wearing any pants.
Man.....these things stink.
I wonder if there's a better way to shed some light on this situation. Maybe those newfangled LED lights?
???
Exactly what part of my expression tells you I'll "fetch"????
Why did you order a pizza with anchovies?
While I did enjoy working at Disney, my favorite film role was palying Curly's hat in most of the Western themed Three Stooges shorts
Crazy am I? We'll see if I'm crazy or not!
;)
As soon as i learn to work the can opener you are SO history
What!!! All Grandpa's money went to my brother? I don't have a brother ... I don't even have a sister .. Where is my mummy?
Heeee, heeeee, heeeee! I told you I wouldn't forget to put roses on your grave!
hmjfym
Pet me I dare you
Hello, Im Hugh Hefner's creepy younger brother, Lou Hener.
Wait until you taste what I put in the oatmeal this morning .... >:D
Does this red bow-tie clash with my outfit?
Ok my head is turned and now you want me cough too?
Do you think that I should try some of this St. Ives Stuff?
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNHkXP2Y0q2AXx-93pB352TpxZmClmuNNelwYxk455g78zdBM6)
But I said I wanted carnations!
>:(
Okay! When IS my litter box going to be changed???
:-[
Today we've replaced the flowers our customers normally use with a live skunk-let's see if anyone notices the difference!
You really didn't need your extra kidney and my Mom is from Scotland and an excellent cook ... Zombie Razz
Does this red tie smell funny or is it me? ???
Do you care for a bite?
:D
So I felt like having a scratch....it's not like that pirate felt it
I owe the IRS .. How much money????
Tax penalties stink more than I do!
I Cheated! I Cheated! I CHEATED!!! .... :laugh:
Quote from: Flower on February 07, 2011, 12:16:02 PM
I Cheated! I Cheated! I CHEATED!!! .... :laugh:
Boy, I hope they don't catch me. ;) :-[
No, No, Dracula never dies!
Is it just me or does the phantom have a facial tic?
I have a big stick!
No, I have a bad smell?? But you can still call me Flower.
Hello,
I am Bela. I love life. Im a people person. Some say I have the heart of small child......... Its true.
I keep it in a jar in my truck!
CHEESE!
I wish that damn Sear photographer would take me picture already!
I sure wish I could leave! I hate getting my picture taken!! :-[ :D
I wonder if I can pass for a dignified nobleman with this suit and tie I'm wearing?
???
I wonder if I'm as cute as Uncula? :-\ 8)
I wonder if my mommy will allow me to have a pet skunk?
Man, Am I lonely!!! I'd belong to anyone!
My Mommy said .. YES! ... 8)
Woo Hoo!!!
Yep, best....school photo....EVER!
Quote from: Pauspy on February 08, 2011, 11:21:30 AM
Yep, best....school photo....EVER!
Once again: "I wonder if I'm as cute as Uncula? :-\ 8)"
Yes. These newfangled Gillette blue blades really do provide a fellow with a close shave.
8)
I hate it when my owner trims my fur! >:( >:( :'(
I want to shave my head ... :o
No, I'm not a skunk. I ran under a freshly whitewashed fence.
Quote from: Dr. Madd on February 08, 2011, 03:10:25 PM
No, I'm not a skunk. I ran under a freshly whitewashed fence.
If I was small enough, I could run under a freshly whitewashed fence!
Oh My .. I am small enough ... ;)
I wonder if these roses are from that handsome possum on the other side of the alleyway?
:)
I wonder if the possum has a sister?
Quote from: Flower on February 08, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
I wonder if the possum has a sister?
I don't really like possums!
The next wise guy who says that I should grin and bear it, pow! Right up the kisser.
I wiish I could give someone a Kiss . . er
Oops .. I'm out of mouthwash.
Verrry funny..."What's black and white and red all over?" Ha...ha.
This thread is more interesting than a newspaper!
"I'm fading...."
Can I see your insurance card?
What you filled your pool with Tomato juice?!! Really.
How did you know I like the black twizzlers! ( I know, right, I did one on my own post)
Well my dentist did promise to leave me with a lovely smile.
:D
I really dig my dentest!
"Look into my eyes and tell me what you see....I'm the count of personality.."
Quote from: Dr.Dimorte on February 09, 2011, 12:13:13 AM
"Look into my eyes and tell me what you see....I'm the count of personality.."
I sure wish my eyes were like Uncula's, they're pretty! ::)
New from Gotham... Dracula with Smilex!
Quote from: Dr. Madd on February 09, 2011, 12:44:34 AM
New from Gotham... Dracula with Smilex!
I wish I had invented Smilex! ;D ;D ;D ;D :laugh: Hahahaha thrhrt
"Come, let me show you...how the children of the night...play."
Is this really the staff Indy used?
No, this not Hugh Hefner.. I've locked him in the coatroom.
Quote from: Dr. Madd on February 09, 2011, 03:17:22 AM
No, this not Hugh Hefner.. I've locked him in the coatroom.
I wish I was Hugh Hefner! :'( :'(
I'm so lonely. ??? ??? thrhrt
I just found Hugh Hefner's little black book .. Oops it's from 1965 .. :-[
...and this is what's left of the chicken who strolled across the road.
Quote from: Pauspy on February 09, 2011, 10:01:54 AM
...and this is what's left of the chicken who strolled across the road.
Chicken...MMMMMmmmmmm! :P What are we having for dinner tonight!!! :-\ Oh, wait, thats a different Thread! ??? :-[ thrhrt
Quote from: Pauspy on February 09, 2011, 10:01:54 AM
...and this is what's left of the chicken who strolled across the road.
"
Why am I, always stuck under Alice?"
I wish that the mailman would hurry up!
Quote from: Flower on February 09, 2011, 12:11:17 PM
I wish that the mailman would hurry up!
I'm gonna spray the Mailman! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahahahahha 8) thrhrt
I'm hungry. I wish the mailman would get here! Doesn't the post office promise thirty minutes or you don't pay?
???
I hope that the super special catnip that I ordered comes today ... Or I'll attack the mailman's dog ..
Quote from: Flower on February 09, 2011, 01:48:55 PM
I hope that the super special catnip that I ordered comes today ... Or I'll attack the mailman's dog ..
I wonder if the mail man has that super special catnip that HepCat ordered? ??? I wonder what is so super special about it? ::) 8) thrhrt
Yes, it's that Crest Whitening Toothpaste that makes my smile so.....radiant!
"So, they really dont wear anything under the kilt."
Quote from: Pauspy on February 09, 2011, 02:19:17 PM
Yes, it's that Crest Whitening Toothpaste that makes my smile so.....radiant!
I use Clorox to keep my tie so white!! ??? 8) 8) thrhrt
There's too much starch in my jock strap.
Zombie Grin
Quote from: Flower on February 09, 2011, 04:20:04 PM
There's too much starch in my jock strap.
Zombie Grin
I wish I didn't have to add starch top my Jock Strap!!
Quote from: Uncula on February 09, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
I wish I didn't have to add starch top my Jock Strap!!
I wonder if there is starch in my pasta???
*Girls don't wear them .... :P
"If only, I smelled like roses."
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on February 09, 2011, 08:20:10 PM
"If only, I smelled like roses."
This is true, you are thinking that you wish you smelled like roses!!
I wish that I could remember where I left my Christmas tree .... Zombie Confused
"I miss you...Pepe..*sniff*"
The lady the lake? My third cousin.. I'm the lady of the cemetary.
Quote from: Dr. Madd on February 10, 2011, 01:51:17 AM
The lady the lake? My third cousin.. I'm the lady of the cemetary.
I'm no Lady! I'm just drawn that way!!! :-[ :-\ thrhrt
Would you like to see what's under my cape? Give me a dollar and I'll give you a peek.
Quote from: Flower on February 10, 2011, 08:31:18 AM
Would you like to see what's under my cape? Give me a dollar and I'll give you a peek.
I wish I could pull off that Handsome and Dashing look.
Can you see the bats in my belfry ... err .. eyes?
I Smell something Odd but it's not comming from these roses?
Quote from: Dr. Creature Feature on February 10, 2011, 01:57:48 PM
I Smell something Odd but it's not comming from these roses?
Did someone "go" :-\ in my lagoon? :o It smells funny! :-[ ::) thrhrt
I want to go now but can't find my way home ...
Quote from: Flower on February 10, 2011, 02:59:12 PM
I want to go now but can't find my way home ...
"There's no place like home, There's no place like home"! :o "Follow the Yellow Brick Road, Follow the Yellow Brick Road!"
??? ??? :-[ thrhrt
Home is where the blood is ...
Quote from: Flower on February 10, 2011, 05:05:41 PM
Home is where the blood is ...
Tiptoe through the Tulips!
Open wide and think of England .. it won't hurt a bit.
Quote from: Flower on February 10, 2011, 09:36:24 PM
Open wide and think of England .. it won't hurt a bit.
Whats Black and White and Red all over?? ??? A Skunk in a Bl...... :o :-[ >:( nooo! you wouldn't think something like that! :-\ ;) thrhrt
"Wait til they get a load of me."
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on February 10, 2011, 11:17:49 PM
"Wait til they get a load of me."
And The Grinch says :laugh: ....."I'm going to get rid of a load!!" :o
he didn't ::) thrhrt
Where.. Where are my teeth?
"Three minds are better than one."
just poppin up too... Oh know I see my shadow! six more weeks of winter.
Quote from: Dr. Creature Feature on February 11, 2011, 12:42:31 AM
just poppin up too... Oh know I see my shadow! six more weeks of winter.
Rats. My shadow warned everybody that I was here .....
AGAIN! ;) thrhrt
I wonder if anyone is going to get me something for Valentine's Day?
"Rosebud".....
And if you put you fingers together like this the shadow looks like a Bunny Rabbit.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LbEOZqOqjYs/SrTVr1zWb4I/AAAAAAAAKYI/lGRUubxvR-A/s400/bunnyfingers.jpg)
"I"m so excited!, I cant wait for the new Justin Beiber movie!!"
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on February 11, 2011, 02:32:04 PM
"I"m so excited!, I cant wait for the new Justin Beiber movie!!"
I can't wait to see the new Justin Beiber movie flop!! :( ??? 8) thrhrt
I'm smiling because I just put itching powder in Karloff's make-up!
Quote from: RedKing on February 11, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
I'm smiling because I just put itching powder in Karloff's make-up!
Since my baby left me.. I've found a new place to dwell, down at the corner of lonely street, at the... Heartbreak hotel!
I can read your mind .. go wash it out with soap!
Go ahead...scratch and sniff, I dare you
Whooah! When you said you had a biggin you meant it.
Quote from: tv horror on February 11, 2011, 04:37:20 PM
Whooah! When you said you had a biggin you meant it.
Whooah! :o :o When you said you had to go
BEGGING, I didn't think you meant it! :-\ :-[ thrhrt
I don't Whine...I drink !
Is that how I really look? I've never seen a mirror before ...
My blind date is going to be so lucky, they'll only know to look for my rose and not their nose.
I wonder why people say I'm twisted?
???
I didn't eat the last cupcake! ... burp!
"Roses are red..
Skunks are Black & White,
I cant think of anything else...
Except, Dynomite!!"
Do you think that I can pass for Little Red Riding Hood?
*sniff* *sniff* "I told the chicken not to cross the road."
I think that the neighbors are moving. I wonder if it could be because of me?
"So, we were thinking of a new detective show involving animals, we are gonna call it..."Skunk"
I want to star on 'Law and Disorder' or 'The Unholy Would Scare'
Hmmmmmpphfffff! If Little Dot can have her own comic, why can't I? It's stripes that rule!
>:(
Aside from a cool accent .. what does Top Cat have that I don't?
If I eat the roses, will I then smell like roses? ( ok, that one sucked, lol)
That's the last time I'll ever travel by car.
I REALLY need to go to eyeglass world.
"Far out man....*puff*...*puff*"
Do I look a little pale?
"I love the smell of roses in the morning."
Who needs a masque of the red death?
I'm still waiting for you to open your mouth and say AHHHH ....
All I said was "I smell something funny" and he couldn't stop laughing.
If I tilt my head this way .. the voices might tumble out ...
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
But all I can think off is PU!
What's this on my fingertips? Should I bite it off?
I could have sworn my cat's eye marble rolled under these roses.
???
Quote from: Hepcat on February 14, 2011, 02:05:13 PM
I could have sworn my cat's eye marble rolled under these roses.
???
You would would think that I had a Cats's eye! Or at least two!!!
Yes my dear, you look ravishing by the light of this photocopier
EEK! I forgot to get the 'other' something for Valentine's Day ... :-[
Pepe Le Pew: Zee rozes. Zey are beautiful, just like you, ma cherie. N'est ce'pas??
You oaf! You have two left feet. Don't you know how to dance with a lady?
:o
I will just sit here till my eyes turn blue.
I will just sit here until my skin turns blue ...
Quote from: Flower on February 14, 2011, 05:14:29 PM
I will just sit here until my skin turns blue ...
I'll just sit here till my flower turns blue!! thrhrt
You?! You dare oppose me? I who have led armies?
cl:)
Quote from: Hepcat on February 15, 2011, 11:34:28 AM
You?! You dare oppose me? I who have led armies?
cl:)
I have the Purrrrfect answer!! 8) thrhrt
YAY! Hepcat's shouted that there are cheap chocolates today ... :angel:
Quote from: Flower on February 15, 2011, 12:56:01 PM
YAY! Hepcat's shouted that there are cheap chocolates today ... :angel:
I hope that those choclates are Cherry (he color of my roses) Cordials!! thrhrt
I carry my own uplighter you know, it shows off my best feature.
Three...myrtle doves? ...turkey hugs? What the heck WAS that verse anyway???
WHAT?? We're still eating leftover turkey from Thanksgiving? ... ???
Quote from: Flower on February 15, 2011, 04:18:09 PM
WHAT?? We're still eating leftover turkey from Thanksgiving? ... ???
Skunks love rotten food!
Eat up .. Eat up .. Don't you like the red gravy?
I'm going to fool everybody, next Halloween I'm going to the party as Cruella DeVilles wig.
Quote from: tv horror on February 15, 2011, 06:18:55 PM
I'm going to fool everybody, next Halloween I'm going to the party as Cruella DeVilles wig.
I need a new wig!!
Aaaah! I said a BUD light not a SPOT light!
Who took my lips while I was sleeping?
If only these roses were truffles! I could have made a great living out of finding them.
Quote from: Flower on February 15, 2011, 06:42:14 PM
Who took my lips while I was sleeping?
Whao He would be great looking if he had lips!
I VANT YOU!
I always smile just in case I'm on Candid Camera.
;)
Quote from: Hepcat on February 15, 2011, 10:01:21 PM
I always smile just in case I'm on Candid Camera.
;)
I wish Candid Camera was still on the air!
I wonder if they have Cats Say the Darnest Things??
Yeah, that'd be cool!! 8) 8) ::)
I finally git to see my reflection in the mirror and it's all fogged up...Darn!
"What's that sign read?....."Tar Pits?!....Aaaaaggggghhhh..."
I didn't believe my mom when she told me my face would get stuck like this :'(
"Hey Mike, this water is freezing and I need to go to the bathroom, how much longer is this gonna take?"
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on February 15, 2011, 11:36:02 PM
"Hey Mike, this water is freezing and I need to go to the bathroom, how much longer is this gonna take?"
This reminds me of the last time I had to go to the bathroom! 8)
This smile ain't for nothun' you know!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ahhhhh!
Ha .. Ha .. HA! I used up the last roll of toilet paper ... :laugh:
Obviously that smell covers up mine.
By looking into my magic forehead mirror, you can see both the before and after of your facelift!
Why are you looking at me like that? I paid good money for this bow tie.
I hope this isn't red cabbage....it always gives me gas
i shouldn't have eaten those red cabbages!
:o
Quote from: Hepcat on February 16, 2011, 04:45:41 PM
i shouldn't have eaten those red cabbages!
:o
No one's going to give ME red cabbage"!!!
All I want is to whine more ...
Quote from: Flower on February 16, 2011, 08:48:35 PM
All I want is to whine more ...
I wish some one would throw away some good wine!
I want some whine in my coffee and some sugar in my tea .. They go great with burnt toast .. ???
Yeah, Uncle bob was indeed made into hat used by Curly in a Stooges short. We try not to talk about that.
I wonder if people notice that my hair is thinning?
???
Quote from: Hepcat on February 17, 2011, 12:14:00 PM
I wonder if people notice that my hair is thinning?
???
I'm glad cats aren't bald!!! :D Except for those, ugly, hairless cats. ;)
Why would people breed pretty cats to look like that?? :-\ thrhrt
Ah...you aaah just my type!
Quote from: Opera Ghost on February 17, 2011, 12:50:20 PM
Ah...you aaah just my type!
Man It's hard to type with these bony fingers!
I'm in the mood for type AB negative today.
Quote from: Flower on February 17, 2011, 01:28:29 PM
I'm in the mood for type AB negative today.
I'm in the mood for Love, 8) simply because your near me! ::) thrhrt
Quote from: Uncula on February 17, 2011, 12:49:35 PM
I'm glad cats aren't bald!!! :D Except for those, ugly, hairless cats. ;)
Why would people breed pretty cats to look like that?? :-\ thrhrt
I hate those cats with little tiny hairless heads ... they're called Devon Rex and I agree with Flower that they are ugly.
Quote from: Flower on February 17, 2011, 08:40:06 PM
I hate those cats with little tiny hairless heads ... they're called Devon Rex and I agree with Flower that they are ugly.
I'm so pretty, ;D I'm so pretty, ??? I'm so pretty and witty and wise!!! ::) 8) thrhrt
Broccoli gives me gas ....
Quote from: Flower on February 17, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
Broccoli gives me gas ....
If you could distill my gas & turn it into hydrogen, we could solve the energy crises!! ;) ::) 8)
I just caused your CO Detector to go off ... ::)
Quote from: Flower on February 18, 2011, 08:39:32 AM
I just caused your CO Detector to go off ... ::)
I want to be a CO in the Universal Monster Army!! ??? 8) thrhrt
I wonder why there aren't any Lt's, Majors, Colonels or Generals in the Army ... I was the General of many armies myself.
"Loudon Wainwright in the middle of the road...."
My bunions really hurt today!
:(
I wonder why The Man called me jealous?
Quote from: tv horror on February 18, 2011, 11:33:44 AM
I wonder why The Man called me jealous?
I wonder what it means to be "The Man".
My face will be obscured vith makeup?
I have no lines?
I think that Bela will have to pass on this role.
Quote from: Opera Ghost on February 18, 2011, 12:17:47 PM
My face will be obscured vith makeup?
I have no lines?
I think that Bela will have to pass on this role.
Maybe I should wear some makeup? Tell me, does my face look a little pasty to you?
Am I funny, yet?
I wonder why my wife can't cook as well as Uncula?
I wonder whether adding these roses to the recipe will help make my jambalaya better than Chef Paul Prudhomme's?
:-\
Don't worry about me I'm only pussyfooting though here.
I wish that I knew how to count .. I don't know if people are giving me the wrong change .. I don't think that this finger thing is working.
...personally I think my name should have been "Heaven Scent"...what do you think??
Please don't hurt me mousey!
I have a mouse in my back pocket .. Do you want to see him, he's just a little bit squished.
Black & White stripes were stylish....'till those stupids prisons stole my look!
I don't want Kraft Macaroni & Cheese for dinner again ...
I wonder if I can trade in these roses for some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner?
???
Yes I know that I'm the cat's whiskers.
Have I been cleaning out the litter box in my sleep again? There's this strange aroma on my finger tips.
The next kid who says "here kitty kitty" gets a mercaptan shower!
Quote from: Flower on February 19, 2011, 05:23:02 PM
I have a mouse in my back pocket .. Do you want to see him, he's just a little bit squished.
If I had a mouse I would pet him and play with him and call him Ben! ;) thrhrt
Quote from: Pauspy on February 22, 2011, 02:46:33 PM
The next kid who says "here kitty kitty" gets a mercaptan shower!
Uncula thinks that this is true ...
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Quote from: Flower on February 22, 2011, 04:48:18 PM
Uncula thinks that this is true ...
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I wish I were a kitten!! :'( :-[ thrhrt
There' nothing like a pretty kitten AND some benedri!l 8) ???!
Would you like some candy little girl?
;D
He's dreaming of these ....
(http://www.thepartyanimal-blog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Black-Cat-Cupcakes-Roundabouts.jpg)
What do you mean "check out those cupcakes"??? >:(
I wonder if near Argyle sweaters are in style this year?
???
Hold on....I'm receiving a message from the Cat Planet
....What? You're.. you're breaking up with me? But WHY Larry?!
Is the outhouse available yet?
"Tiptoe through the roses, *Ouch!* a thorn, now I see why it's tulips."
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on February 26, 2011, 12:12:18 AM
"Tiptoe through the roses, *Ouch!* a thorn, now I see why it's tulips."
Man, I sing almost as pretty as I look! :laugh: :-\ 8) thrhrt
I wonder if my silver mining stock will go up now that I've changed my avatar?
Quote from: Flower on February 26, 2011, 09:02:16 AM
I wonder if my silver mining stock will go up now that I've changed my avatar?
I hope that Silver trades do not go down now that I've unloaded that huge silver necklace? :-X 8) thrhrt
"My.....preciousssss...."
I really need a makeover very very badly.
my cherry jello melted!
You're scaring me! Put your clothes back on!
I wonder why these roses wilted?
???
I smell like a garbage pail .. I wonder if anyone will notice.
No that wasnt me..... Its the Oscars that stink!
You put your left shoulder in, you put your left shoulder out - you put your left shoulder in, then you shake it all about!
I'm hungry .. feed me NOW....
Quote from: Flower on February 27, 2011, 10:01:10 PM
I'm hungry .. feed me NOW....
I'll teach that Sidney plant from the Little Shop of Horrors!!
Do you think that I'm beginning to tarnish? Should I get dipped?
Mmmmmm, roses dipped in raspberry syrup, my favourite!
8)
I hope that The MAN smothers my ice cream with tuna juice ... Zombie Razz
Mmmmm...nothing beats asparagus smothered in tabasco sauce!
Oh my God - I just stepped in that?!
What do you mean? Why aren't my new glasses ready? I want them now, can't you see how red my eyes are?
I told you I wouldn't forget to put roses on your grave.
;)
Quote from: Hepcat on March 03, 2011, 03:21:53 PM
I told you I wouldn't forget to put roses on your grave.
;)
:laugh:
I think that we're almost out of catnip .. I'm so worried .. I'm so worried, what if I run out?
This is "skunkbane"?? Now you're just reaching!!
Please don't make me watch 'Two and a Half Men' ....
Hmmmmm. I'm out of skunk cabbage again. I wonder if these roses will work as well in my signature salad dish.
???
[qu te author=Hepcat link=topic=11797.msg208745#msg208745 date=1299463078]
Hmmmmm. I'm out of skunk cabbage again. I wonder if these roses will work as well in my signature salad dish.
???
[/quote] Aren't' cabbages the color of my Eye's? ;) :-\ 8) thrhrt
I want a silver edition Cabbage Patch Dollie .. silver .. silver .. silver .. only the silver edition. ... :P
Why doesn't anyone want to catch my bouquet??
I won't say "I DO' ... I WON'T SAY "I DO" ... I WON'T ... I WON'T .. I WON'T ..... :o
In the 21st centuy, cats have punk hairdos.
Open your mouth and say "Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"
hmjfym
No, really, that's clumping oatmeal.....trust me!
Please don't force me to drink any more green beer!
"Scratch me,then sniff"
What's this purple stuff that I'm whizzing?
I knew I could stand in for the White Stripes! The crowd loved me!
8)
I ate so much rice at that buffet that my eyes are slanty ... >:D
...and then I thought, "why not go into politics?"
OH NO! The laundry starched my undies again.
I look cute and cuddly until you realize these roses are stained with my last victim's blood!
Boogaloo! And I can do the watusi too!
cl:)
I just ate the last tribble as a snack ... >:D
Fortunately I have no sense of smell whatsoever
Agggghhhhhh! Red warrior ants!
:o
...and if you want Godzilla to dance like that, just shred his socks like I did.
Don't hit me, I swear I'll give this jacket back to Sergeant Pepper
Here let me show you. Shadow figures are my specialty!
8)
I wonder ... when Bruce the Ocelot retires, if I can take over his job with Honey West?
Well, skinned out that tomato.
It looks like I'm going to need protection later tonight.
Do these collagen injections really make my lips look like Drew Barrymore's?
Quote from: Pauspy on March 14, 2011, 02:39:22 PM
Do these collagen injections really make my lips look like Drew Barrymore's?
Those lips make me cringe! :-[ thrhrt
I wish that I had lips like Elsa Lanchester .....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3422170003_cd7037e649.jpg)
Quote from: Flower on March 14, 2011, 03:36:46 PM
I wish that I had lips like Elsa Lanchester .....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3422170003_cd7037e649.jpg)
, but I bet she had stripes like mine! thrhrt
I can't see in this fog, even if I squint!
"Lookey at the wee people, hi wittle people."
When is this eye exam going to end?
I see roses before my eyes. Do I have a problem?
???
Quote from: Flower on March 14, 2011, 02:22:26 PM
It looks like I'm going to need protection later tonight.
Be Careful now.. I married that Ghoul and she's the mother of my monster.
The One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest reunion day was a big hit this year....
Someday soon I'll be able to touch my toes ... :D
If I keep eating my vegetables I wonder if I'll grow up to be as big as Godzilla?
???
I wonder why the chicken crossed the road? I'm told that it was to prove to possums that it could be done. I need to ponder this some more ...
Why oh why do the roses wilt when I'm near?
oh the bells! They deafen me!
I can dance .. I can dance .. I can dance .. I keep hearing ABBA and I'm a dancing fool.
If only I could somehow bottle this smell....
SURF'S UP! Way up!
GIMME BACK MY OREO'S!!!
Surf's UP ...
What IS that smell?????
I have such a crush on Kong .. I hope he likes the way that I dance.
So roses are red
And violets are blue
But this is the day
To eat Irish stew.
(http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1698/images/1698_MEDIUM.jpg)
8)
I want to go to Carvel ...
(http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2009_03_cookieo.jpg)
Quote from: Flower on March 17, 2011, 09:16:15 PM
I want to go to Carvel ...
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I wish I knew where the nearest Carvel's was? :-\ I wonder if Hepcat knows that they have Cookie O' Puss ice cream cake? ??? 8) thrhrt
I wonder if Hepcat will see my post on Carvel's Cookie O' Puss ice cream cake?
???
I am the green-eyed monster
Get that Green Monster away from me!! :'( thrhrt
A green eyed monster lives under my bed .. I'd better go feed her now.
I can't believe I walked under that freshly painted ladder!
That was NOT me in the Rudoplh Christmas show!
Hey does this boil on my cheek look like its getting bigger?
I can't believe that postage went up again ...
I can't nelieve FTD charges these days!
(http://meviocoupons.com/assets/ftd-coupons.gif)
:o
I can't believe the price of Temptations ...
(http://www.mysavings.com/img/link/large/12022.jpg)
Why don't they have "skunk cabbage" flavoured snacks???
How did I know? I just had a hunch!
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr.Deville."
I feel blank today.
It's a scratch and sniff avatar....go ahead, try it!
No, not another cardigan!
:o
Quote from: Hepcat on March 19, 2011, 02:34:12 PM
No, not another cardigan!
:o
I'm glad it's not Chinchilla
Come here young woman and feel the soft lining of my cape ... thrhrt
Quote from: Flower on March 19, 2011, 08:27:17 PM
Come here young woman and feel the soft lining of my cape ... thrhrt
I sure wish I was Dashing enough to wear a cape like his, sigh. ??? ;) thrhrt
I'm going to dash now .. It's almost dawn.
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
When the colours are bright
The flowers are new.
8)
Meter, Meter, METER .. I wish these people would learn to use meter (metre).
The Bride of Skunkenstein picks out a bouquet.
Who took my waterpik?
Why do florists always leave my order on the front steps?
These Universal monster flicks always floor me.
8)
I wonder if anyone will notice if I steal a slice of cake?
I would have been much better for the part of the bride of Frankenstein than that Elsa Manchester with those dye job stripes of hers! My stripes are all-natural.
>:(
I'll let them think that I don't even notice that catnip over there...
When's supper ready?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I get kitty crunchies
Whenever I mew.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/27/128826882389632386.jpg)
;)
I wonder if the other members realize that I'm the meter/metre police?
Who spilled my borscht??
I wonder if that woman who just ran screaming out of the restaurant was my blind date. I just hate when that happens. :o
I can't believe the goon they set me up with in that blind date! Oh well, might as well just eat the flowers.
This borscht is making me so queasy I actually feel dizzy!
:o
I wish that borscht tasted more like cake.
I wonder if roses taste good in borscht?
I wonder if madam liked that roses in borscht dish I served her?
???
I wonder if rose petals are another form of catnip?
I wonder if my secret admirer knows I'm a Skunk?
You wanna bet this beats channel surfing!
8)
I need more catnip .. I'm going on strike until I get some more ..... :angel:
"I will avenge thee, mother and father."
I'm glad that the Dry Cleaner got my suit ready in time for the shout .. err .. shoot out.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll plant these come spring
And sunflowers too
8)
....and when I see T. S. Eliot I'll shred his socks for leaving me out of that darn poem!
I wonder if anyone willl notice that I'm not wearing matching socks?
If I stomp these will they make wine?
If I whine in the woods, would anyone care?
"Skoonk" Fragrance by Flower
This massage chair was a BAD idea!
C'mon guys, we have just GOT to get this cheer together before the big game!
I wonder if Mommy will lend me some money for candy?
You got tabasco sauce on my asparagus...you got asparagus on my tabasco sauce...now you can get the great tase of both together!! :D
I wonder if the Blue Bombers will win the Grey Cup this year?
:-\
I wonder if my green eyes match the N.Y. Jets or Edmonton Eskimos jersey better? I like to be color coordinated.
Wait 'till Gainer the Gopher gets a load of me!
So all I have to do is look after this $1,000,00 note for a while? Oooh, that's no trouble at all..
This is strange, normally people run for the hills when I sing ... :o
My singing has made me a hit on Broadway! They're showering me with roses!
;D
Two cats were out 'singing' to each other last night .. I wonder who won the fight?
Why did I ever shower with roses?? These didn't do any good at all!!
I took my last shower two weeks ago .. I hope that my date appreciates that .... 8)
Waitaminnit! These aren't the yellow roses of Texas....they're the red roses of Rhode island! I've been taken!
"Why would you ask that?.....do I look suspicious?"
I can't believe that you just said that .. it's shocking!
I still can't believe Harvey Comics chose that dippy Little Dot for a comic feature instead of me and my stripes!
>:(
I'd better hide, I think that tonight is bath night .. I'd better check the calendar.
Tail, roses. Tail, roses. Yup, tail smells sweeter!
For better posture, try balancing a surfer on your head as you take a stroll.
I wonder if I need new braces?
These roses make a lousy surf-board
I wonder if those young surfer dudes will make fun of my bald spot?
:(
I like to surf unsafe websites .. it upsets Norton Internet Security.
These roses would do a better job of protecting my computer than Norton Internet Security!!!!! >:(
This is the fourth time this week that my date as gone running and screaming out of the restaurant.
maybe if I give my date these roses they won't run screaming out of the restaurant
I wonder why people say I've never been the same since I took that knock on the head?
:o
I need to bathe.
Everyone else needs to bathe....I smell wonderful!!
I wish that fly would stop buzzing around my head!
:o
Wait until The MAN finds the nice fat juicy mouse that I placed under his pillow .. :D
Wait until i put these "re-scented" roses back on the florist's display
"Why are you leaning?, is there something wrong with the Earth's gravity belt?"
That damn fusebox!!
What! What do you mean that dessert isn't included?
I got to the centre of my tootsie pop and all i tasted were these darn roses
What this country needs is a good five cent Tootsie Roll Pop.
8)
I wonder if it's safe to eat the Tootsie Roll Pops that are left over from Halloween .... 1970
I wonder, if I give out these roses for Halloween, whether they'll be a trick or a treat?
Why do people keep asking me if I'm the "April Fool's" joke?
Hey, these roses are fake! Is this somebody's idea of an April Fool's Joke?
:o
I reset the alarm clock as an April Fool's joke .. Hehehe .. I wonder if The MAN will miss his train?
April roses bring May....hosers?? What kind of card is this?
Of course I'm a lisenced Medical Doctor-why would you ask?
I hate it when that big ape starts monkeying around on my turf!
>:(
I DO NOT have fleas ...
Frontier Curly's hat's obituary was premature.
"Love the one you're with" I always say!
8)
I'd love to teach the world to sing in imperfect harmony... YEOW!
"What would you like to be?" the voice said..."I'd like to be a HUNK", I said. Who knew the voice was hard of hearing?
Drat! I can never remember the number that comes after lebenty leben.
>:(
Hair piece....hair ball....it's all the same, so why so upset?
Don't tell me that you don't serve poutine or I'll have to go somewhere else.
Huh?! I don't understand. I thought crocuses were supposed to be the first flowers of spring.
:o
What? I don't understand .. You sent me to find some 'flour' and I've found 'Flower' and now, you're mad at me because of some strange smell.
:P
Yech! ....some (Hep?) cat coughed up an entire bouquet of roses on my carpet!
I've failed my exams on how to smile .. again and again.
Am I too late for Valentine's Day??
It really makes me mad when some giant ape gets all drunked up and starts tearing up my backyard. Particularly when he drank my last beer!
>:(
Green-eyed? Yes. A Monster? Sometimes. But I'm not THAT "green-eyed monster", so don't blame me if you're jealous!
She will be mine, oh yes, she WILL be mine!!
It think that it's time to change my underwear.
When I go to San Fransisco I'll be sure to wear these flowers in my hair
If only I had enough hair in which I could wear flowers!
:D
I've left enough hair in the carpet to make another cat or two.
Am I black with white stripes, or white with black sides???
I have 57 bowties that are identical .. Does that make me silly or wise?
Does being able to count every single rose I have make me wise?
:-\
Are you wise enough to just give me what I want?
THAAAAAAAAT was no fart..... will you excuse me?
The leg bone is connected to the thigh bone .. hmmm .. I wonder where to start my dinner.
has anyone seen the vase these came in?
This is a banner day ... I can even hear the voices in the head of the person next to me .. Oops .. It's an ipod .. carry on.
Who would send me flowers made of tofu??????
I'm finally in the front of the line .. What was it that I wanted to order again?
I wish I could do more for Uncula than just send him these roses.
:(
Yes .. I'm very very sad ...
(http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/149-00001xyy.jpg)
I hope that Uncula gets to meet Boris, Bela and Liz Taylor .. :(
I know my sadness will turn into joyful memories
I think that it's good to reflect and soon it will be time to smile ... If only I remembered how to smile.
Skunk smiles are the best smiles ever!!
It's a good thing I don't feel like smiling. That way people can't see that my teeth are really bad.
:D
No I don't smile....the last time I did, the mouse got away
I wonder if anyone notices that my socks don't match?
I wonder if these roses match my eyes?
:-\
I wonder where I should sharpen my claws? So much furniture, so little time.
Why do I always feel like people are putting words in my mouth???
I wonder how many eggs I should dye for Easter?
Well, it's about time for the easter skunk to visit all the bad little children
I wonder how any children I can con out of their easter eggs this year.
>:D
Heeeeee, heeeee. I'll hide the eggs I conned out of those kids right here.
;D
I wonder if my litterbox would be a safe place to hide Easter eggs?
>:D
Who squashed my red "peeps"???
I think that I'll steal some of Flower's peeps and scare Hepcat by placing them in his litterbox ... :angel:
Heeeeee, heeeee! I love concocting nefarious schemes with roses and other props to confound other forum members.
;)
I wish that I was half as clever as Pauspy .. then I'd trick the Easter bunny into giving me all of his batteries .. err .. eggs.
With these flowers to cover my ..*ahem*...."tracks"....I'll enter the cat show and take top prize away from Hep Cat!!
That striped kitty smells....funny.
I think that I need a new toupee .. this one doesn't seem to work any more.
I can't believe the network turned down my reality show "Dancing with the Skunks"
I wonder why the viewers voted me off "Dancing with the Skunks"? Was it my foxtrot?
:(
I wonder if I paint a white stripe into my slinky fur, if I could pass for a skunk?
I wondeer if I make a sound like a howler monkey, if Steve Tyler will vote for me on Idol....??
I wonder if I can ever become as much of a teen idol as Frank Sinatra?
:-\
Do I look like a clock?
YAAHHHHH! Who put the whoopie cushion on this chair?!
Where is the chocolate milk?
Great! I finally receive roses from a secret admirer and it turns out to be Sloth (....from the Goonies)
Do I look serious?!?
I'm NOT green with envy! I'm NOT green with envy!
:o
Help! I'm being stalked by odor eaters!!
I used to be a member of the "Hair Club for Men"
The Lancome lady said that I need to change my make up ... so I killed her dead.
"Oh, I stuck my head in a little skunk's hole, And the little skunk said "Well bless my soul......." :laugh:
Now that I'm a Sargeant, do I get special discounts? ANYWHERE?
So I told the private "drop and give me 20", and he left these for me.
"of course I live here alone, why do you ask?"
That's the last time I eat Mexican food at 1AM.
"Quit monkeying around and let me go!"
Ouch!
:o
Change the sand or I'll screw up the screen door.
What do you mean that bananas are $.89 per pound?
With these in my teeth I'll do the hottest flamenco ever!!
It's raining so hard, I wonder if I go outside, if I'd melt like sugar?
What?! My flamenco dancing was so hot I melted the sugar all over my roses! I hope they don't wilt now.
:(
"meow..meow...meow...meow........meow...meow...meow...meow.."
Shock it to me Baby ... :)
Hmmm..."Gypsy Rose Skunk"....has a nice ring to it!
The voices in my head refuse to tell me my name .. who the heck am I?
Thank you for the Most Beautiful Kitteh Award
I'm not only a Hair Club For Men client, I'm also the president!
Do you have a hot dog for my pet human? He's hungry and I've been out of work for 17 years.
Never hire somebody on a streetcorner to pinstripe your coat.
I think that this man will make a nice snack .. Yummy .. :D
Wonder why these roses wilted so suddenly ?
Heh, heh. Come here little girl. I have Beatle records!
8)
I wonder if I can sneak into my neighbor's doggy door and wreck their house?
I wonder if I can sneak out through this doggy door? Someone wrecked this house!
I wonder if I can blame that odor on the skunk next door?
What?! No pizza, grilled cheese sandwiches or ice cream from the woman next door? I'll fix her. I'll dig up her roses as a first warning.
:o
Nice roses....pity if something were to happen to them. Now if some catnip were left in a plain, unmarked bowl by the back door......
I'd do just about anything for an A & W root beer float ...
"...There is a rose in Spanish Harlem..."
I wonder why people look at me and shout "Never take candy from a stranger" ... ???
I'll take flowers from strangers if they don't have candy.
;D
I love to beg for treats ... unfortunately, I only seem to get tricks ... :-\
Now to just load up these trick roses with some skunk scent, and it's happy halloween!!!
Did you just proposition me?
What?! How dare you proposition me?
>:(
Why doesn't anyone ever proposition me?
My black fur says "I have endurance", my white fur says "I have experience", but my odor just says "get lost".
I'm lost again and can't find my way home.
What cruel deity made me live next to a highway, yet blend in with the blacktop and white lines?
I pan handled all day and all that I procured was this silly human.
Roses?? This is the last time I try to make money as a "squeegee skunk"
I wonder how much money my blind date will pay me to leave?
Come out from under there! The smell isn't so bad when you get used to it!!
I wonder if I can pick up some easter chocolates on sale today?
I wonder if they'll accept roses in payment for Easter chocolates?
???
I wonder if anyone will notice that I ate the heads off of the Peeps ... >:D
I wonder if eating these flowers counts as "going green"??
I hope that no one notices that I didn't wash my neck today.
Why don't those game makers ever come up with "Sim Skunk"??
Even my voices in my head won't talk to me ... This is happening all too often.
Where are those voices coming from? It sounds like they're right under my feet.
:o
I'm not responsible for scratching the sofa .. the evil voices that Flower sent to my head told me to do naughty things.
First of all, I ordered rose-hip tea, not roses, second of all, could I get these to go???
Now that I'm at the front of the line, I've forgotten what I wanted to order.
Waitamiinit! There's a microphone in these flowers!! This really bugs me!!!
I think that the neighbors are bugging my conversations with the voices in my head, maybe they'll give me a transcript.
Yep, I've just signed up for "Thor 2: Thunderskunk"
I wonder why I was passed over to play the character of Thor?
:-\
Yes, I'm waiting for "Streaky: The Supercat Movie" to finally come out in IMAX 3D
I wonder if anyone realizes that my underpants always match my bowties?
I wonder if anyone realizes that I have little roses on my panties?
???
If I squint, I can see panties better .. it's not only from eating too much rice.
I don't believe I wasn't allowed into the royal wedding! I even brought Kate these flowers!!
Hmmmm, now if they let him into the royal wedding, but didn't let her into the royal wedding, but let her first cousin into the royal wedding, so then....
:-\
I wonder if any cats crashed the wedding or if only Corgis were invited.
Why weren't there any skunk Jedi in the Star Wars movies?
I'm STILL waiting for my invitation to the Royal Wedding .. Where is that mailman?
I better send Pauspy some flowers by way of apology. I forgot to deliver his invitation to the Royal Wedding.
:(
I posed as Pauspy and attended the Royal Wedding .. Hehehe .. I'll blame it on Flower.
Here I was, ready to be the third flower-girl for the royal wedding, when they decided to only have two-I hate budget cut-backs!
Wow! I like the blossoms on that flower girl!
8)
I wonder if anyone saved any petals for me to bury in my litter box?
I wonder if I should stick these petals in Hepcat's litter box?
I wonder if I could steal some of those magic petals out of Hepcat's litter box?
Awww,,,roses for Mother's Day!! I deserve it!!
I'll steal Flower's roses and send them to my mom .. I'm such a cheapie.
Hey! My cheap-o son sent me stolen roses! Oh well, at least he remembered me!
No one is cheaper than I am and I'll prove it!
All I said was "Welcome to Wal-mart" and they dropped their flowers and ran...
If I tilt my head to the left, will the others notice?!?
Mmmmmm...raspberry juice and pop rocks...my favorite!!
I wonder if I can recycle Mom's flowers for Father's Day next month? Hmmmm ...
I dare ya!!!! Come and try to get my pretty flowers!
I can't believe that I still have leftover matzoh .. will passover never end?
Selling "Grit" stinks! I'm going to sell these flowers door-to-door
Online dating s*cks ... I should just offer my charming self door to door now that the weather is nice.
This is a dream job! I just love delivering flowers door-to-door for FTD.
8)
My dream job is delivering dead mice door to door for a small fee.
I just wrote "IT:2-it's a skunk"....think Steven King will mind???
I wonder if I need a haircut?
I wonder if anyone will notice that I went to the beauty parlour and got my hair streaked?
???
I wonder if anyone will notice that I rubbed myself against a bicycle chain and that I have grease all over my back?
"Isnt Black & White considered, classic?"
I want two dinosaur eggs over easy for breakfast.
Here's your goulash, Mr. Lugosi, ...you don't mind that I dropped it on the floor do you?
I wonder how much money the slander suit will bring? Perhaps, I can even purchase a 'real' tie.
Sure eating roses is kind of gross, but with enough syrup, anything can taste good
I wonder if I ask nicely, if they'll serve me a succotash sundae with vanilla ice cream and extra cherries?
I wonder if I should keep these pressed flowers from my first date? Oh, that Stinky....what a hunk o' skunk! :-*
I wonder if I'll ever have a first date?
Dates are nice, but I like fig newtons better.
8)
I wonder if eating Fig Newtons on a first date is going too far?
"I'd like to thank the members of the academy for these wonderful....*munch munch*....and tasty...*munch*....flowers..."
I wonder if the Jets will manage to win a Stanley Cup for Winnipeg before the Maple Leafs win another one for Toronto?
:-\
I wonder when the next 'bring your pet to work day is"?
How come no-one ever takes me to "bring your pet to work day"??
EEK! EEK! The 'other' wants to bring me to her bring your pet to work day ... What should I wear?
Is there something in my teeth?
I've forgotten how many people I'm allowed to shoot for criminal trespass per night?
With this bright red moustache, no-one will notice me!!
So are they the Jets or not?
???
The girls just swoon over my Eskimo green eyes ... ;)
These roses will highlight the roses in my cheeks....if anyone could see them!
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet as, as, now how does that saying go?
???
I think that something arose to cause trouble in the hood .. I really should stop thinking.
Next year for sure I'm winning "Skunk idol"
How much CAN I save from switching to Geico?
I just rec'd my lunatic hunting license ... all you lunatics beware!
Hey! someone with a flintlock just took a pot-shot at me...is he Madd???
I wonder why Dr. Madd is shooting up the neighbourhood fauna?
:o
If that Dr. Madd comes around here he's in for a big surprise!!!
I wonder if Dr. Madd would lend me his gun?
I wonder why Dr. Madd gave me these flowers....is he flirting with me??? :-*
What do you mean I'm soaking in it?
Do you ever get the feeling that you're on the wrong end of the stick?
The sticks that I like best are stems with flowers on them.
8)
You know where you can stick that thermometer, doc >:(
I wonder if my date will be impressed by my stick collection?
No.. Achoo! That's no flower, just my red hanky!
"thunderstick"? ...you actually called this a "thunderstick"???
I wish that Dr. Madd would lend me his thunder stick .. I could put it to good use.
...and this stain is all that's left after Dr. Madd used his thunderstick on him!
I wonder whether the Jets will win the Stanley Cup before the Leafs do?
:-\
BOO on Champagne ... they should drink milk out of the Stanley Cup.
I wonder if I've milked these Stanley Cup references enough? ;D
How DO they cram all that Graham?
Do you like my paneling? If so, I can give you a great price ...
These skunk-scented flowers CAN be yours....if the PRICE is RIGHT!
Oh my, I do believe I sharted.
Stupid deaths, Stupid Deaths, Make sure next time its not you!
Shhhh...... be vewwy vewwy quiet. Im hunting wabbits.
This new skin conditioner really firmed up my skin!
I wonder if I'm really firm with my mother .. that she'll allow be to borrow her car?
I wonder if i could be the flower girl at the Indianapolis 500?
???
I can't believe that sob ran over my tail with the lawn mower.
Do you think that red matches my eyes.
These roses match your eyes....are you getting enough sleep???
You rang?
Please! Can I shoot an apple off your head?
Hey! Someone shot my apple!!!
The devil you say?
You said you DON'T want to marry my pregnant daughter?
I never touched your daughter .. I only said that I would show her mine if she showed me hers.
What a mess-this home surgery is harder than you think!
Hmmmmmm. Had I studied harder in school I could have become a surgeon and made more money for monster collectibles!
:-\
Egads! Yet another woman has called me a monster and no one wants me as a collectible ... I think that I'll go and sharpen my claws somewhere very naughty .. That will show them.
I told you what do do about Maria, but no-one wanted to dig the hole
You mean I get a free toaster for switching my banking here?
I wonder if I need to go on a diet before I display myself in a Speedo? Is the world ready for me?
If I smell these roses, maybe I won't be able to smell my BODY? Whoooooooooooo!
"No really, I just wear this because the Empire requires me to be in uniform. Now gimmie your number baby."
A little off the top, you say?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Where's the Comic Con being held this year?
Where did I put my ticket to the ComicCon?
???
"Oh lord...he's back.."
MORTY JUST COULDN'T SHAKE THE FEELING THAT HE WAS BEING TAILED.
"They are making another Twilight movie!"
I Don't care what they say the FU MANCHU is gonna make a comeback!
(HAHA! DR. You changed your icon right after I left that quote on your last one. Doesn't quite fit anymore!. Lol)
Stir fry anyone?
I just washed my tail and I can't do a thing with it
Oh my! I think I just zipped the beans above the frank!
I'll kill whomever ate the last twinkie!
I can't believe I've lost my marbles again! I need one of those leather bags with the drawstring.
>:(
I wonder if one of those leather bags would keep my catnip fresher?
Life is just a bowl of cherries and I spilled it.
It vas zee germans.
Sushi .. ANYONE?
Who dropped my red caviar on the floor???
Maybe eating that red caviar off the floor wasn't such a good idea.
:-\
I need more catnip to survive the heat ..
These roses have wilted from the heat and I'm afraid I'll be next.
:o
Why are these tiny insects buzzing around me? I took a bath last week .. :o
Who dropped my slurpee?
If Buck Pierce plays the whole game, maybe just maybe the Blue Bombers can beat the Eskimos this week.
:-\
I bet all my money on the Eskimos beating the Blue Bombers next week and now I can't even purchase a slurpee.
Oh no! My raspberry sherbet melted and spilled all over the garden!
:o
I want a garden slurpee!
There... I've eaten the cat.
I've given the cat a shot of vodka .. that should calm him down.
....and this stain is all that's left of the guy that tried to rob Dr. Madd
Do you think that they'll let me into the Blue Bombers next home game dressed like this?
mmmm...after I finish munching on this Stampeders fan I'll start on the Ti-Cats
I think I belong on a Creature Features "You'll Die Laughing" bubble gum card.
Why do people keep calling me "Square"?
Why do people keep sending me red roses? I asked for Popeye's Fried Chicken!
>:(
I want some dead bird!
My Manwich!!!
I can't decide between the soy or the tofu burger .. HELP!
I've never felt the same since my tail was caught in the screen door
I lost my key .. I wonder if I should ring the bell .. I live alone but one never knows.
Hello... Skonk works!
You see where this is aimed? I wouldn't make any sudden moves if I were you!
Damn it makes me angry when the weekly sale flyers aren't delivered!
"My fur is black, my stripe is white, my scent glands always stop a fight..." (sung to the music of "Black & White" by Three Dog Night)
Hit the lever, I'm so Clever ...
I hope this is a formal event, I wore my white stripes and tail!
My glasses keep fogging up.
I'm not a skunk, I tell you.. I'm a cat who ran under a newly whitewashed fence and I am now being harrassed by pepe Le Pew.
Trick or treat nothing, hand ALL the candy over....or else.
If I dare to smile .. they'll be scared when they see my fangs ..
I know what you're thinking...........did I fire 6 shots or only 5?
Peekaboo
Now ....... about my allowance ......
What do you mean....I AM smiling!
I can SEE you!!
I need a new real estate agent.
For the hundreth time Pepe, I'm not a resl skunk-I am a cat that squeezed under a freshly painted white fence!
I use Polident!
Wake up Dad .. I'm your new alarm clock.
Do stripes make me look taller?
It's not my middle finger that I'm pointing ..
I sure hope I can sell Kelloggs on these "Ketchup-Frosted Skunky Flakes"!!
Dude! My glasse sure sre thick.
Home Sweet Home
Oh no! They said I'd only grow hair on my palms!
They CANCELED MCGILLA GORILLA?!?!?
Hand over that remote.....It's time for Capt. Kangaroo.
I own fifty bow ties .. all in black .. I wonder why 'they' say that I'm not very colorful?
Fur of black, stripe of white, you mess with THIS skunk, you better take flight!
I'm so not sorry that I .. hmm ... poked you in the eye .. it's right here at my feet, would you like me to pick it up for you?
No, I really AM Steve Tyler....let's just see the first contestant!
I didn't use the bottom of your coke bottle for my glasses.
I'm not a skunk.. Uh, I'm a ... uh, cat in a tuxedo!
Open your mouth and say ahhh ....
No I am not Stnky the Skunk from "Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters"!
This won't hurt a bit,I promise!
WOW! These Crest whitening strips do WONDERS!!!
I believe that it's all your fault .. not that I'm pointing fingers or anything.
I did NOT lie in my personals ad...you just thought I said a "HUNK" of burning love....
"The Americans will never recognize me without my little mustache."
The long-lost edited scene from "Lady and the tramp " returns to Blu-ray.
Put 'em up - and give me all your Huggies!
I don't like the name that my wife picked for my kitten.
Ha! I just burned U.P.
(sorry, that's all I could come up with, Flower ;D)
Love that Chicken from Popeyes!
Your being stingy with that Halloween candy!
Halloween Party at my house!
How am I supposed to spray anybody with this limp tail in the way!!!??
Whatu talkinbout Renfield?
"Toy" ray gun...boy is this one baby-sitter who's in for a surprise!
I'm still look like Alfalfa, don't I?
Room for rent .. short term stays only.
OK, I'm here....now where's the cast of "Glee", I have a "present" for them
"I want the chocolate one....no..no wait!, the strawberry one...no..no...the vanilla one....no, never mind, I want the chocolate one."
Finally a diet I can sink my teeth into!
I see!!!! GODZILLA!!!
As you see from our concept drawings, Motel 6 is going in a bold new direction.....
Hey Lady! You forgot to polish this nail.
Boy, you can't nap on the highway without some joker painting stripes down your back.
I wonder if Michael Bishop is really the solution to the Bombers' injury woes at QB?
???
look into my eyes......
What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/white_owl.jpg)
:(
I can't wait for Thanksgiving as the woman is cooking me up some filet of owl .. I hope that she saves me some feathers.
I wish I could get a fresh, hot, tasty basket dog without going to the movies.
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g434/Balticprince/hot_dog_roast_machine_259202833_std.jpg)
After all, a girl can't live on roses alone.
:(
My Shrink told me that I had to stop thinking about dogs all the time.
The ad said 'smell roses for tail droop'... here goes...
Whoa....Who cut the Cheese !?.....
Quote from: Mcdee on October 10, 2011, 02:53:28 PM
Whoa....Who cut the Cheese !?.....
"Ladies and gents, please welcome to the microphone Mr. Abe Vigoda!"
Crap...just realized I havent
got an avatar... :-\
Tor
I wonder if I should go out as the Invisible Man this Halloween.
:-\
I want a roller dog right now!
I'm really the cat from the previous post.. I used some white paint and I am in disguise.
Open your mouth and say .... sock it to me baby .. 8)
Something smells and it's not the flowers!
Do you want to buy a fence .. CHEAP!
My tail will point to an important clue.......AHA! roses!!
With these new glasses I can see for miles and miles.
8)
I'm full of baloney but would rather have some turkey.
"I'm so stinky, my head is spinning....like a whirlpool it never ends...."
I can see (thru my magic glasses) what you look like without clothes.
(In your best Stewie Griffin voice) Don't you get the irony? I am a SKUNK. And I'm standing on ROSES. ROSES....!
Can you see it doc????...that big hair on my back
I have 20/20 vision, actually----but I wear these glasses so I don't see the face you make when you see MY face.
I'm not the 'Closet Monster' .. I'm the 'Monster who lives under your bed' ... ;D
Yes, I have a new perfume named after me..."Scent of the Summer Highway"
Do I look like Col Hogan to you??
Can you explain the word 'smile' to me.
Red King just stepped on this...whatever it was!
I think that I need to start digging a tunnel .. Yeah .. that's what I need to do.
Honey speak to me !!!
I told you not to get in the road !!!
Oh my God Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
Go ahead-make my day!
Ureka I have found it !!!
Stop telling me that I look just like your father!
out with that slob all night
and all they give me is roses
Does this hairstyle make my head look like a large clay mask?
Sit down sonny and let me tell you about the big one WWIII
By Golly !!!!
You'll never eat the last Twinkie again.
AAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!
I,m Going to rip your neck out
you red petaled sharp thorned Stinky Monstrosity!!!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Pull my pistol - I dare ya!
Whattaya mean there's no more bananas!?
WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S ONE MORE THING!!!!!!
Give me all the loot in your trick or treat bag or I'll shot.
Why do people keep hinting about TOMATO JUICE?
"E"
I wonder if Flower is the only one who only sees an x instead of my avatar?
I wonder if this red X marks the spot?
If I only had a brain
This skin cream doesn't seem to be working.
Aww ... he remembered our anniversary. Lucky for him.
there's milk coming out of this bullet hole in my head
it's not a sprig of hair.
I'll shoot you dead if you don't carve a good face on that pumpkin.
I need to cut out
eating red meat
can't seem to keep it down
Trick or ..... HEY... none of that suger-free crap.
Welcome to Walmart.
What are you complaining about? This is a Target store, isn't it??
If I only had a brain, I would remember what I said.
Hey Gorbachev, you left your birthmark on the floor again!
(editorial comment: boy is that a dated joke!!!! back to the 80's, along with my hairstyle for that one!)
Damn the topedoes and pass the matches.
DAMN my musk sacs!! I've killed these roses... the only thing I ever LOVED!!
OK, who put the "kick me" sign on my back???
This will be the last time that I purchase a nose at Wal-Mart ..
I AM NOT A Skunk.. I'm a metrosexual Persian cat.
Now let's see if I can hit the bullseye with my eyes closed!
I think that I forgot to turn my clocks back .. can someone help me?
I've gotta stop eating so much red meat
It smells worse than I do!!!
I'm going to shoot Pauspy if he changes his avatar again.
Hmmm, still warm...
Since when did Jason start sticking ladders in people's backs??
Next time, I will look before I sit down.
Give me the bat, Wendy...
Give Me The Batman, Wendy! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ag-FqjnDg#)
(Too easy)...........I SEE NOTHING!
I scream, you scream, we all scream when looking in the mirror.
You never send me flowers........anymore
I am really hungry and thirsty right about now....
.......are you serious?
"two-faced"? me?
I have a face that only Thelma Lou can love.
I,m Going to put these Roses down
right here and see how long it takes until
they run out of things to write about us !!!
Turn around, and look into my eyes! While I shoot you dead!
In only 90 days, you too can lose weight on this diet!
Why Yes, I am the Undead Ben Franklin.
How the F*%! do I score that!?
What do you mean "that's not my schnitzel"?
ANDY, where's my bullet?!?
As a registered dietitian, actually I would prefer eating your skin FIRST, then drinking your blood. It promotes a better swallow and less chance of aspiration...
Only you know and I know nothing.
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may..."??? What was I thinking??
How do you like it ??
I'm wearing Karl Maldens nose .
All trespassers will be shot on sight!
Keep your nose on the rose (Haiku)
I shoot Numbnuts on sight!
Better cover your noses....just ask these poor Roses....
one way or another....I'm going to get ya....I'm going to get ya, get ya, get ya!
I'm the one with the long hair and goatee, wait there's two of us like that !
Dennis the Menace? never heard of him.
I'm the guy who goes around the neighborhood, slashing people's christmas lights on the second floor of their balcony .. hoping that they blame their next door neighbors for my slashing ... Hahaha.
How do you like my Bride of Frankenstein look?
(BTW, that's not really a ladder lol. A free picture of a creme pie to anyone who guesses what it really is.)
I am the Man with NO Tan.
Note: Would it be some sort of torture device? It almost looks like a Gallows.
Quote from: Dr. Madd on November 17, 2011, 02:19:27 AM
I am the Man with NO Tan.
Note: Would it be some sort of torture device? It almost looks like a Gallows.
Maybe no one will notice that my fingers were chopped off.
Note: right theme but it was not used for torture.
Hey, come back here!!! Man, I just asked the painters if they wanted a "bite" and they took off!
Gimme a little kiss or else!
If I can Get some of this red on my lips
I'll look like Pepe Lepew's girlfriend
Ha! No one knows this mask has a telephoto lens and this pistol will shoot 2 miles!
.......anyone see the ladder?!?!?
We now offer Facial weight reduction you can go from this to this !!
Put... the cereal... back!
I saw you look under my robe! Is that why you're laughing?
So, I just eat these, then I can make "rosewater"?
I'm ready for Mardi Gras
I kinda like this Reed Richards look.
STELLA!!!!!!!!
Tonight... on Alfred Hitchcock Presents...
Hey guys,who turned the lights off? guys? where is everybody??
What a minute! Mothra is full or crap.... I can't be her grubs' daddy------I wasn't even IN Japan last February!
Shave and a haircut .. two bits.
That's funny they don't smell red !!!
Now this is what I call fishing!!!
Woah!!!I'm High Above the Clouds.
I'm going to shoot the next person who puts a dead mouse on my lawn or step.
My Tail is telling me that's there's
more here than meets the eye
"D'ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?!"
I love pigging out at buffets.
They told me if I eat this
it will repair my broken tail
For a small fee, I'll shoot an apple off your wife's head .. for a larger fee .. I'll miss .. 8)
Maybe I Can Make More Friends if I
Wallow around In this for a While
Say 'Dude, your head is ridiculously large' ONE MORE TIME... say it ONE MORE TIME... I dare you.
Let me outta here you lousy screw!
Back in the Revolutionary War, the bayonets were made of silver too.
Where's my paint brush!!!
You are getting sleepy,sleepy,sleepier!!!!
I'll shoot the next person who plays a KISS song.
Roses for Justin Bieber... roses for Justin Bieber...
They're coming to get you, Barbara...
If I stand still..........................
Ace Deuce Ace Deuce Ace Deuce Ace Deuce .. etc.
Little does Flower know, the roses are only playing dead...
Please Will somebody push me on this swingset ?
Snakes! I hate snakes!!
Hehehe .. wait until they see what is under by cloak ... LOL.
Oh....OK. I 'get it'. Put the skunk in a pic with something that smells WONDERFUL and chuckle at the irony.... Ha. Ha. Ha. For your information, I had my musk sacs removed 2 years ago and I smell like White Diamonds by Liz Taylor.
The Horror, The Horror, The Horror , I could'a been a contender !!!
THIS is for that guy doing that terrible Sean Connery impersonation!
I'm not changing my clothes until the Blue Bombers win a Grey Cup.
I'm really a cat with a Bride of Frankenstein hairdo. How do I look?
Hey!! Who's The Wiseguy
That Superglued my leg to This seat ???
These mud beauty treatments are not working. I want my money back!!
It's not a joke, it's gallows humor.
C'mout, c'mout wherever you are.
Alright cletus pull yer car right'cher under
this here Cherry picker and we'll jerk that
motor out !!
Pen's mightier than the sword? Ha! So's this pistol.
I know it's my kid's swingset but it'll work
Bring'im over here and we'll string'im up !!!
Great. My ammo belt is full of 357s and all I have is this cap pistol.
Hehehe .. stop lying about your age.
I don't know..people like the smell of these things, but I think they stink!
I need to stop picking so hard
I think I pulled out part of my Brain!!!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Aha! I have a walnut-sized idea!!
the ladder's set up honey, you can start cleaning out the eavestroughs now..
I think that it's time to wax my eyebrows.
I Bend Down , Release my Scent
And Smell The Roses , Till My Tail is Bent !!
Now watch, when I pull the trigger this little flag pops out that says "BANG" . it's hilarious!
WE'RE NUMBER ONE....WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!
If I keep banging my head against
this door frame it may straighten out
my other eye
I don't wave my gun around like some third rate gangster .. I shoot to kill.
I seem to be in an area of white nothingness
with only roses to eat well here goes OUCH !! OOCH!! OWW!!
I think I'm Bleeding at the lips OWW!! OOCH!! This is very painfull !!
The penalty for lying is death .. let me see your lips move.
I've Sprayed'em
Crapped on'em
still they stink UGGHH !!
If you track one more piece of tinsel into my house, I'm going to shoot to kill.
Stapling roses to me FEET isn't the answer! You ever hear of MUSK SACS?
I wonder if my neighbor plays checkers?
What ladder? Oh..........THAT ladder....NO, it won't help us get out of here--------you beautiful women are stuck here with me FOREVER... and EVER...and ever... and ever...
Swing lowwwww.... sweet chaaaarioooooot.
I don't get the joke but will laugh anyway.
Oh man-look what i just stepped in!
Always Remember- Godzilla knows best.
How can I have cavities? I only have two teeth.
Strangers have the best candy and no one is stranger than I am .. ;D
I tried racing flames first but walking under that freshly painted ladder put them out.
Oh my! Who is that crazy guy watching me? Oops it's the mirror.
Dang Caught in another Trap
and this one looks like roses
very clever indeed
well I guess I'll have to chew
my leg off again
Hey .. You fat jolly man in the red suit .. give me what's in your bag or else!
Hey .. you fat jolly man in the red suit .. give me what's in your bag or else I
will keep chewing you into this rose - shaped meat sculpture !
Do you think that this is a candy cane in my pants? .. Err .. Hand? Give it up!
No I am NOT Sebastian from Josie & the Pussycats!!!
Well, at least one eye is awake.
Do you want to see the Christmas tree under my cloak?
Pretty, pretty flowers.
Mmmm - hope this is full of razor blades!
This is how I look when i'm in a GOOD mood, so don't get me pissed off!
Yes I realize this is not a fire hydrant !
and Yes I know that I'm not a Dog !
But could you please excuse me I'm in the middle of something !!
Who ate the last candy cane? I'll shoot the one who did so ....
I'll Hide under these
and the anti-skunk patrol
wo'nt find me HE HE !!!
Yep...carolling is serious in these parts, mister....now sing along!!!
I have no gifts to bring
only my sad Napoleon Imitation
Get back in line! You can have your pudding later!!
OK it only took me two hours
to get out of this baby swing
this better be important !!
I'm going to shoot the next person who brings me a fruitcake.
Zardoz is shooting so many people I'm running out of flowers to send in condolence.
:(
I like to take advantage of people ... err .. I'd like my people to get me some Advantage .. :angel:
Who's that sneaking up on me? Oh, it's my tail.
If you can't laugh at yourself? Who can you laugh at?
This is great! I get so many unexpected gifts of flowers when the White Stripes are in town.
;D
Moi? I have no idea who put the exlax in the dog food.
I really need to get my white robe out of the dry cleaners ...
I Don't Know What Happened
I Was Just Smelling These Roses
and The Next Thing I Knew
My Tail Broke OUCH !!!!
A lot of people say I look better than Sean Connery. Don't you agree?
???
The Cheshire cat is my third cousin,.
I wonder who's .. err .. what's for dinner?
My tail detector has finally located those missing keys!
Ooh, Yesss, My Undertaker will bury you alive!
I've gotten bolognese sauce on my mustache! It's not what you think!
The next person who calls me Pepe I'll spit in their eye.
Burrppppp!
More Vodka gummy bears ... please!
That's the last time I'll fall asleep while they're doing road markings nearby.
I'm sorry I can no longer linger
As there is something on my finger
I can tell by the smell
That all is not well
I guess that it come from being a dead ringer
Can anyone put my hair bow on?
Shampoo Baaaad, mud-bath Goooood!!
COME BACK HERE!
I've gotten the dip.. Now where is Roger Rabbit?
I am all stocked up, thanks.
You can't touch this.
Please don't call me a peckerwood.
So how do you like my Bride of Frankenstein look?
ghost piano boy
When there's no more room in Hell, Frankenstein collectibles will walk the earth.
What's green & purple and smiles when they eat bugs?
"look at me, those freaking roses are ALL mine! If you're taking them, I'll piss on you."
It's BEGGIN!
I'm going as a watermelon this Halloween .. So there!
Me without my musk sac would be like Liberace without his piano...
You caught me smoking. Boy, is my face ever red!
I wasn't the one shedding all over the rug, it was Scatter.
I'm sorry I got my skunk smell all over your house, I hope these roses make up for it!
Halloween stuff- Collect the whole set
They ran out of pumpkins, so I got carved instead.
"I... Am Evil the Cat, and all your candies belongs to me!, AHAHAHAHAH!!
I am legend .. err .. vampire wolf.
Ahhh, dead roses, just way I like it! Those dreadful smells!
THE BETTER TO....JUST HAND OVER THE GOODIES, RED
I use to put a lot of Rogaine on my head, but after I turned 102, I said "To hell with it".
Black Cat says, "I have hidden firecrackers inside those candies, it will be real blast to watch them while fools chew them!"
Who's your dentist .. mine got eaten .. Who's your dentist?
Well, this should cover the smell before my date,
Radiation didn't hurt those peanuts at all
I don't think that my 'comb over' worked.
I look nice, but I smell terrible!
Which one of the images in my avatar is me?
Are these flowers from......Pepe Le Pew?!
Relax Baby....Your armpits smell fine!
Today Boys and Girls, we are going to learn the fine art of Halloween collecting.
In this picture, we see..........
OMG-worst blind date ever!
"ULP! I think I just ruptured something!"
btw, Mike - that was hilarious!
Where's my friend Scatter?
I'm sorry, but this is all that's left of scatter.
Was that your wife? Sorry but I was waiting to try out this elephant gun, I guess that I need new glasses.
Guns 'n Roses you say? You can have the guns. I prefer the roses.
;)
I should cross someone's path today.
I'm actually the cat from the previous post, I ran under the whitewashed fence.
The avatar above me is still quite hungover from New Years Eve and is probing his way to the shower...
I've been rewritten and recast so many times by DC and Warner Bros. I've lost track of who I'm supposed to be today.
:-\
This little black cat is trying to figure out who to walk in front of next...
Hey Dracula, These are my bats, work your own side of the street.
Who stole my razor blades?
LOL... "They think I'm cute and sweet- wait 'till I spray their leg then make a run for it... ha ha ha"
Shredder becomes a casualty of the zombie apocalypse.
I wish that you won't season your food without tasting it first.
"Roses... I wonder how they smell??"
Quote from: Paladin on January 14, 2013, 09:53:31 AM
"Roses... I wonder how they smell??"
I wonder if my outfit would look more authentic if I wore my six guns?
:-\
"I am thinking about the time my uncle crossed the Cubs dugout in 1969. Maybe it's worth trying again... giggles"
If you think Im sexy.......look in to my eyes?!
Well they do say we gentlemen prefer blondes!
;)
Darren, I can't remember how to turn back to Samantha.
I can't believe that I ate the whole thing~
I still don't get this whole 'Flower Power' scene.
My invite to Laura's daughter's wedding came today .. YAY!
When nature calls, it calls for the black and whites.
They want me to cater a wedding for peanuts .. :(
... and they want me to be a perfume spokeswoman.
Hey?! How did I get this red crap on my face?
:o
I think that I hear the can opener ... see ya!
"I only have one scent]/i] so I can't afford roses..."
MOR-TAL COM-BAT!
Time to hunt for dinner.
Hmm........this is what my $hit smells like!
Guess what planet I'm from .. come on, I won't kill you if you guess correctly.
I love the smell of roses in the morning. They smell like victory!
:)
I'm not being coy, I just want to see if you can figure out where I left my hairball.
I bet that you can't guess what I've hidden under my turban ... ;)
Ok, so I've caught the bouquet.....so where's Mr. Right??
Meanwhile back at the hotel....
If you shovel your snow onto my property again ... You're dead ... >:(
Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood FTD skunk....
No you idiot! I'm not from Turkmenistan!
>:(
YES! I have my license .. just check with Animal Control.
Yes, I AM animal control.....can you think of anyone better?
Do I look like Morocco Mole?
Zombie Ninja is not amused
No trespassing .. I'll count to three!
These roses are much better than a carpet....and tasty too
Time to feed the mouse who lives under my turban ... blue cheese today.
Hey! That mouse took my cheese under here somewhere!
:o
I want to steal Pauspy's pet mouse .. I'll give it a good home .. ::)
Why would that mouse give me flowers???
Sniff! Time to clean the mouse's litter box .. it's good thing that it's under my turban.
I'll bet if I cover myself with these petals I'l be invited to the Rose Parade!
Hmm... I just got a brainstorm!
MOR-TALL COM-BAT!
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Roses would look better if they were black with white stripes!!
Why is it always my turn to take the garbage out?
Look what I found in the garbage!
8)
Hmmm ... dead fish!
Look at the flowers they left me for being such a good fishing guide at the lodge!
:)
tiptoe, through the tulips!
I feel a bit green around the gills today .. it must be something I ate.
I wonder if I'd look good with green highlights?
???
Why is that woman upset that I'm catching baby birds?
Must remind myself to not crawl under freshly whitewashed fences.
"I'm gonna make a great patch for Doc's motorcycle jacket!"
I know how to spell UMA .. Do you?
That's a cat of a different.. er. Stripe?
I think I'll raze this place to the ground - just because I can!
:)
I believe that my butt doesn't stink but everyone else disagrees with me.