I've been laughing about the "CDC bussiness card" for 20 min now....enjoy!
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended (http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended)
man, I feel so much better! The fly/maggot thing really sunk into my mushy brain and made me scream"yeah", outloud! Thank the Lord for Cracked! And thank you BlackLagoon for helping me sleep better!
Funny article, but I have to admit, I'm such a geek, these ideas have already crossed my mind! :-[
I used to have really bad zombie nightmare.. *shudders at Zombie cows*
That was great :D!!
Meat pinata?? LOL!!
That is hilarious and good to know because this article, also from Cracked,has bothered me for awhile:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html)
My worst Zombie nightmare involved a herd of Zombie cows trying to eat my brother on his farm.
That was a great read.