OK, as his friends know, U.P. has been having computer issues, which is why he has been absent of late. He can check in once in a blue moon with his lovely wife's computer at work, but that's it.
So, lest he think we've forgotten him, I'm setting up this thread to send messages to our official UMA Missing Link.Post your Monkey Missive here.......well wishes, fond remembrances, slightly off-color jokes at his expense.........let your imagination run wild.
Personally, I think the computer story may be a cover, and he's run off to join a Rasta cult.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YTJBDUN8iSE/SJuPybNFs1I/AAAAAAAAAtc/aSyPhCPp3Ew/s400/rasta-monkey.jpg)
Awwwww, I miss his wonderful photos of his family and his stories of fun and frolic. U.P.- You have a way more exciting life than I do, and you're always going to festivals or getting something new! Now what am I supposed to do? Who will take your place, temporarily of course? Who will fix your computer? AGGGGGH- What do we do???? I'm telepathically sending you good wishes and a refreshed computer--------------------------OK- You can still join a Rasta Cult, but post some photos of your new look!
Hey Mon! De Yoopy iss diggin' on dis tread, mon! I'll be back ass soon ass de smoke clears!
Quote from: Unknown Primate on July 26, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
Hey Mon! De Yoopy iss diggin' on dis tread, mon! I'll be back ass soon ass de smoke clears!
LOL!! Finally, the truth comes out!!
I sent Mark a P.M a day or two ago wondering about his whereabouts and got a reply back today.
Glad it's only a comp issue. 8)
Quote from: Unknown Primate on July 26, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
Hey Mon! De Yoopy iss diggin' on dis tread, mon! I'll be back ass soon ass de smoke clears!
So . . . you are saying, somehow you got smoke up somewhere?
EEwwwwww!
Wassup UP!
I heard he ran off to join a Punk Rock group called "Six Sick Simians"
(http://dasistdasen.de/pic/gepiercter-punker-schimpanse.jpg)
Hurry up, UP! I miss your monkeyshines!
Still waiting on the MONSTER ROOM. In my best California valley girl dialect.....
......... Cume bock ssoooonnnnnn!!!!!! ;D
Wasn't there a Sasquatch sighting in the news recently?
Quote from: Opera Ghost on July 27, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
Wasn't there a Sasquatch sighting in the news recently?
Yes.........in Scotland.
(http://www.keithford.com/wp-photos/BigfootRidingNessie.jpg)
Quote from: Scatter on July 27, 2010, 04:11:11 PM
Yes.........in Scotland.
(http://www.keithford.com/wp-photos/BigfootRidingNessie.jpg)
ROTFLMAO
Quote from: Scatter on July 27, 2010, 04:11:11 PM
Yes.........in Scotland.
(http://www.keithford.com/wp-photos/BigfootRidingNessie.jpg)
/me bows to the master
LOL ;D
The U.P.D.F. (Unknown Primate Defense Federation) has just reported that an "Unknown Primate" has been spotted in cyberspace (finally). All photos taken of him have been blurry, however.
Cyberspace? Hmmmm......that explains a lot! When I was online shopping an hour or so ago, a big hairy hand took some things out of my cart and ran off with them! You are swift, that's for sure!
I saw Unknown Primate hanging outside of the 7-11, eating beef jerky....so I took a quick snap of him.
(http://impliedmortality.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/messinwithsasquatch_3.jpg)
One of the rare un-blurry shots of me... l
Quote from: Unknown Primate on August 06, 2010, 12:34:16 PM
One of the rare un-blurry shots of me... l
Sure is a PURTY picture, though!
p.s. How's the progress on your Monster Room?
if Jack Links commercial can make a cool looking Sasquatch, why cant those Sasquatch film guys make one??
instead we have things like "Abominable" and "Yeti" or "Sasquatch Mountain" creatures who look ridiculous...
Quote from: marsattacks666 on August 06, 2010, 12:36:20 PM
p.s. How's the progress on your Monster Room?
Still slow-going, but thanks for asking. At least, most of the plastic tubs are IN the actual room now, :D!
Quote from: Unknown Primate on August 06, 2010, 12:48:10 PM
Still slow-going, but thanks for asking. At least, most of the plastic tubs are IN the actual room now, :D!
Cool!! I am very excited too see the finished project. Zombie LOL Zombie LOL
I am looking forward to seeing your monster room finished to my friend!
Quote from: Unknown Primate on August 06, 2010, 10:42:42 AM
The U.P.D.F. (Unknown Primate Defense Federation) has just reported that an "Unknown Primate" has been spotted in cyberspace (finally). All photos taken of him have been blurry, however.
That's not blur.........that's excess body hair. WELCOME BACK BUDDY!!
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 12:27:27 PM
I saw Unknown Primate hanging outside of the 7-11, eating beef jerky....so I took a quick snap of him.
(http://impliedmortality.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/messinwithsasquatch_3.jpg)
IT'S CANNIBALISM I TELL YA!!
Quote from: Scatter on August 06, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
IT'S CANNIBALISM I TELL YA!!
Jerky is Bigfoot????????????
Quote from: Opera Ghost on August 06, 2010, 04:19:29 PM
Jerky is Bigfoot????????????
A beefy jerk eating beef jerky (insert rimshot here). C'mon Rob, try to keep up. ;)
Quote from: Scatter on August 06, 2010, 04:22:00 PM
A beefy jerk eating beef jerky (insert rimshot here). C'mon Rob, try to keep up. ;)
it's not his fault scatter, OG is a foreigner.... :D
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 05:17:15 PM
it's not his fault scatter, OG is a foreigner.... :D
I was going with the
"Soylent Green is People" theme here...come on guys...keep up
Foreigner---only when I leave the Good ol US of A--land of my birth!
Quote from: Opera Ghost on August 06, 2010, 05:19:19 PM
I was going with the
"Soylent Green is People" theme here...come on guys...keep up
Foreigner---only when I leave the Good ol US of A--land of my birth!
I read yer profile, it said yer from California...so, like I said foreigner. :P
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 05:21:27 PM
I read yer profile, it said yer from California...so, like I said foreigner. :P
stalkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 05:21:27 PM
I read yer profile, it said yer from California...so, like I said foreigner. :P
Nah I was born after it became a state, AND I'm from Maryland--which was also a state when I was born, Magellan
Quote from: Scatter on August 06, 2010, 05:22:26 PM
stalkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
no stalker is when I follow you everynight after work....geeeesh. >:D
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 05:27:06 PM
no stalker is when I follow you everynight after work....geeeesh. >:D
I miss you guys on the weekends. It's like an illicit affair Mon-Fri
Quote from: Opera Ghost on August 06, 2010, 05:35:03 PM
I miss you guys on the weekends. It's like an illicit affair Mon-Fri
You do the wargames with Doc and Creepy?? I gotta jump in some night when I'm not working.
Quote from: Scatter on August 06, 2010, 05:55:54 PM
You do the wargames with Doc and Creepy?? I gotta jump in some night when I'm not working.
no he dont! >:(
he always has an excuse, like someone else I know C:)
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 05:59:15 PM
no he dont! >:(
he always has an excuse, like someone else I know C:)
Hey, I told ya.........I can't keep up with a scrolling font when I'm at work because I have to keep getting up and doing stuff. You know, cuz I'M AT WORK.
Quote from: Scatter on August 06, 2010, 06:02:59 PM
Hey, I told ya.........I can't keep up with a scrolling font when I'm at work because I have to keep getting up and doing stuff. You know, cuz I'M AT WORK.
feeling guilty? I never mentioned any names.... ;D
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 06:09:10 PM
feeling guilty? I never mentioned any names.... ;D
I can read you like a Bazooka Joe comic.
Quote from: Scatter on August 06, 2010, 06:11:01 PM
I can read you like a Bazooka Joe comic.
wow you really just dated yerself with that one, a bazooka joe comic?
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 06:12:27 PM
wow you really just dated yerself with that one, a bazooka joe comic?
Hey, Bazooka Joe ROCKS!! BTW, they still make 'em. ;)
Quote from: Opera Ghost on August 06, 2010, 05:19:19 PM
I was going with the
"Soylent Green is People" theme here...come on guys...keep up
Foreigner---only when I leave the Good ol US of A--land of my birth!
Tuesdays is SOYLENT GREEN day!!!!!!
I thought Tuesdays was Comic Book day....hmmmm. Zombie Confused
Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on August 06, 2010, 07:20:24 PM
I thought Tuesdays was Comic Book day....hmmmm. Zombie Confused
That too. As you're purchasing your comic books, you can also eat a light snack. Yummmm.