Keanu Klassics Strip-down

Started by Mord, July 15, 2015, 02:32:39 PM

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Mord

 Well, friends, the time is here. I've watched every film on our lovingly compiled list and am ready to make some tough choices. I hope all of you Keanu-philes make conscientious choices here. Let's do it! Take one down per turn and we'll eventually see what the ultimate Reeves masterpiece will be.

1.Sweet November
2.Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
3.A Walk in the Clouds
4.The Matrix
5.Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula
6.Constantine
7.Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
8.The Day the Earth Stood Still
9.The Gift
10.The Watcher
11.The Devil's Advocate
12.Tune in Tomorrow
13.The Lake House
14.Johnny Mnemonic
15.John Wick
16.Hardball
17.Dangerous Liaisons
18.River's Edge
19.Something's Gotta Give
20.Point Blank
21.Matrix Reloaded
22.Little Buddha
23.Speed
24.Parenthood
25.Solomon & Sheba

 

Mord

 Ok, I get it. No one has the heart to remove any of these classics from the list. Let's just call it a 25 way tie and let the man's work speak for itself. For the record, my choice would have been F.F.C.'s Dracula. The finest British accent since Sir Lawrence Olivier.

Haunted hearse


5.Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula-Time to drive a stake in this one.

1.Sweet November
2.Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
3.A Walk in the Clouds
4.The Matrix

6.Constantine
7.Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
8.The Day the Earth Stood Still
9.The Gift
10.The Watcher
11.The Devil's Advocate
12.Tune in Tomorrow
13.The Lake House
14.Johnny Mnemonic
15.John Wick
16.Hardball
17.Dangerous Liaisons
18.River's Edge
19.Something's Gotta Give
20.Point Blank
21.Matrix Reloaded
22.Little Buddha
23.Speed
24.Parenthood
25.Solomon & Sheba
What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

Nosferatu79

I'm removing "The Day the Earth Stood Still" because even though KR was good in it, and it had potential, the rest of the film was stinky. And because the original is perfect, so we didn't need a remake.

1.Sweet November
2.Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
3.A Walk in the Clouds
4.The Matrix
6.Constantine
7.Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
9.The Gift
10.The Watcher
11.The Devil's Advocate
12.Tune in Tomorrow
13.The Lake House
14.Johnny Mnemonic
15.John Wick
16.Hardball
17.Dangerous Liaisons
18.River's Edge
19.Something's Gotta Give
20.Point Blank
21.Matrix Reloaded
22.Little Buddha
23.Speed
24.Parenthood
25.Solomon & Sheba

Mord

I'm removing "Little Buddha", simply because Keanu is too thin to be associated with Buddha.

   Sweet November
   Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
   A Walk in the Clouds
   The Matrix
   Constantine
   Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
   The Gift
   The Watcher
   The Devil's Advocate
   Tune in Tomorrow
   The Lake House
   Johnny Mnemonic
   John Wick
   Hardball
   Dangerous Liaisons
   River's Edge
   Something's Gotta Give
   Point Blank
   Matrix Reloaded
   Speed
   Parenthood
   Solomon & Sheba

Mord

 *FUN FACT* - Keanu's favorite words are "the" & "and", since they are easy to pronounce. That explains why those two words appear so often in his movies & film titles.

Hepcat

Parenthood? Does he even know where it goes?

Sweet November
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
A Walk in the Clouds
The Matrix
Constantine
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
The Gift
The Watcher
The Devil's Advocate
Tune in Tomorrow
The Lake House
Johnny Mnemonic
John Wick
Hardball
Dangerous Liaisons
River's Edge
Something's Gotta Give
Point Blank
Matrix Reloaded
Speed
Solomon & Sheba

???
Collecting! It's what I do!

Mord

 "The Gift" - The only gift Keanu needs to bring is his undeniable charisma.

Sweet November
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
A Walk in the Clouds
The Matrix
Constantine
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
The Watcher
The Devil's Advocate
Tune in Tomorrow
The Lake House
Johnny Mnemonic
John Wick
Hardball
Dangerous Liaisons
River's Edge
Something's Gotta Give
Point Blank
Matrix Reloaded
Speed
Solomon & Sheba


marsattacks666

I want to be part of the Reindeer games, but......Keanu R, yikes!!!!
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Mord

Quote from: marsattacks666 on July 16, 2015, 01:19:41 AM
I want to be part of the Reindeer games, but......Keanu R, yikes!!!!
I realize they're all classics left, but you might find one that is slightly less historic than the others.

marsattacks666

Quote from: Mord on July 16, 2015, 01:23:19 AM
I realize they're all classics left, but you might find one that is slightly less historic than the others.

Hmmmm? Let me think. ;D
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."


Haunted hearse

 Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey-because a Keanu Reeves film marathon would be a real bogus journey.

Sweet November
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
A Walk in the Clouds
The Matrix
Constantine
The Gift
The Watcher
The Devil's Advocate
Tune in Tomorrow
The Lake House
Johnny Mnemonic
John Wick
Hardball
Dangerous Liaisons
River's Edge
Something's Gotta Give
Point Blank
Matrix Reloaded
Speed
Solomon & Sheba
What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?

Mord

#13
Sweet November - Every monsterkid knows that it's October that's sweet.


Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
A Walk in the Clouds
The Matrix
Constantine
The Watcher
The Devil's Advocate
Tune in Tomorrow
The Lake House
Johnny Mnemonic
John Wick
Hardball
Dangerous Liaisons
River's Edge
Something's Gotta Give
Point Blank
Matrix Reloaded
Speed
Solomon & Sheba

Hepcat

The Watcher? Well it won't be me.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
A Walk in the Clouds
The Matrix
Constantine
The Devil's Advocate
Tune in Tomorrow
The Lake House
Johnny Mnemonic
John Wick
Hardball
Dangerous Liaisons
River's Edge
Something's Gotta Give
Point Blank
Matrix Reloaded
Speed
Solomon & Sheba

;)
Collecting! It's what I do!