Universal Monster Army

"Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails, and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware!"

Okay. Let's get this all out in the open. In another thread here at General Discussion, I bravely shared the following photo:

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The above photo was taken in 1967 at my grandmother's house. My brother and I are dressed like pretty little things. I am the sissy pictured on the right. I believe this photo was a Halloween photo, but I can't be sure. At the earlier thread, I had said my early cross dressing endeavor (I was just 5 yrs old) was harmless fun leaving no side effects late in life. Well ... I lied.

WARNING! Do not continue reading this post if you are weak of heart. Do not continue reading this post if you want to continue to believe in the Terry you think you know! 

Truth be told, my early cross dressing years did rear it's head later in life. I had been performing in hardcore metal bands during the early 80s and decided it was time for a complete "makeover". I needed to shock a few folks here in Mpls and my early cross dressing years were an influence in deciding how to properly go about this. There were other strong influences at this point in my life also. Folks like Ed Wood and Divine of John Waters fame made a huge impact on me. It was time to pick up where I left off back in 1967. I felt confident in who I was and decided to go shopping for ladies undergarments.

I went from this in 1986:

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7781/vile1qk4.jpg)

(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/959/vile2ss6.jpg)

To this! First Avenue in Mpls 1990

(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4108/mondo1er0.jpg)
Mz. Glenda (aka fmofmpls) of Mondo Trasho!

(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3273/mondo2go9.jpg)

(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4498/mondo3li0.jpg)

(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7720/mondo4pv2.jpg)

(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9862/mondotrashostilltq3.jpg)

(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8228/mondotrashoposternj3.jpg)

In closing: I am not ashamed of my performing years. In many ways I am very proud of it. Many curious folks would always ask me how I felt being dressed in women's attire. My answer was (and still is) that I felt beautiful, and I felt sexy. But then again so did Divine and Ed Wood too.  :D

Now remember one thing! That was me then, and this is me now. I am still your General. I command an army; not a bunch of girl scouts . Nothing has changed. I am happily married with two beautiful kids. Now go wash your eyes out with soap and tell no one about any of this!

Terry,uh Ma'am,uh General after seeing those photos I will never ever think that classic
monsters are scary.

Terry-

Now wait just a bruce dern minute.

Who are the two guys on the left in the B&W 'Mondo Trasho" xeroxed poster? (7th down)

The guy on the left looks like Robert G Johnson, and guy second from the left looks alot like my buddy Dwayne from Propmasters.

Who Are Those Guys?

Thank you for sharing that, now I need to go throw up and poke out my eyes.....

BK

Quote from: fmofmpls on October 06, 2008, 04:23:33 PM(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4108/mondo1er0.jpg)

Oh no, I think I hooked up with this chiclk.  Excuse me, I have to go boil my skin!

Rob...or Roberta?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o36AyatzG6g&feature=related

Any excuse to show the Family Guy barfing scene!  :D

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii98/roheimiana/bot008Medium.jpg)

To think that I lived with the man for ten years and never suspected anything!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Monster Bob on October 06, 2008, 05:07:07 PM
Terry-

Now wait just a bruce dern minute.

Who are the two guys on the left in the B&W 'Mondo Trasho" xeroxed poster? (7th down)

The guy on the left looks like Robert G Johnson, and guy second from the left looks alot like my buddy Dwayne from Propmasters.

Who Are Those Guys?

LOL! I'm afraid the names have been changed to protect the guilty. You have a very good eye Bob! You are correct sir! The guy on the left is indeed Robert Johnson of Comet Toys. I knew him then as "Meaty Bob". Actually, you may be surprised to learn he is a member of the UMA and may be reading this very post as we speak (or type). Sorry Robert! You've been exposed! Robert (or Bob as I prefer to call him) and I have been speaking again as of late.

Terry

Are you going to explain this "Meaty Bob" thing, or just let it lie there, limp?  ;D

Quote from: Monster Bob on October 06, 2008, 06:37:54 PM
Terry

Are you going to explain this "Meaty Bob" thing, or just let it lie there, limp?  ;D

LMAO!  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

BINGO!

Oh my God! I may never sleep again for fear of nightmares! lol!

Terry, to paraphrase Gilbert and Sullivan, you are "the very model of a modern major general metrosexual!"

Um..........Ya kinda look hot....um.....Iam going to lay down now.

Terry,
          You did for cross dressing what J Edgar Hoover only WISHED he could do! Ed Wood and Divine would be proud.

Don't forget Jeff Chandler!

Uff da  :o

Quote from: Richard on October 06, 2008, 10:11:10 PM
Uff da  :o

I don't know what that means but that's what came out of my mouth as well.   :P

Yeah, I'm trying to decipher the "uff da" myself!  Maybe it's pig latin.

Terry, I tell you, this whole package is actually pretty stylin'.  I like the name, the concept, the influences, the poster art.  Now if you'd just add some good music to that mix, you'd really have something.



(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8228/mondotrashoposternj3.jpg)

Quote from: raycastile on October 07, 2008, 12:25:44 AM
Yeah, I'm trying to decipher the "uff da" myself!  Maybe it's pig latin.

You're very close~ it's Norwegian.
And I resemble that remark  ;D

Terry felt that he had to confess
That in female garb he used to dress
But his face was so scary,
And his armpits so hairy,
That on the floor I just made a big mess ;)
George

Perhaps I'm focusing on the wrong thing here (blame the generation gap?), but:

Terry, you got to PLAY at FIRST AVE?!?!?!  :o

You are SO. COOL.

-Angie

Quote from: MedeaZorba on October 07, 2008, 02:57:24 AM
Perhaps I'm focusing on the wrong thing here (blame the generation gap?), but:

Terry, you got to PLAY at FIRST AVE?!?!?!  :o

You are SO. COOL.

Hi ya Angie. If only my kids thought I was as cool!  :D Obviously, they know nothing of this sort of thing (nor will they for a long, long time).

Yupper. I played First Avenue dozens of times. Most notably co-billing with Wendy O' Williams of Plasmatics fame as well as a show with the Misfits. It's a great club with a great stage. Perfect for making a total ass out of yourself! It's what I do best! ;D

Quote from: raycastile on October 07, 2008, 12:29:04 AM
Terry, I tell you, this whole package is actually pretty stylin'.  I like the name, the concept, the influences, the poster art. 

Are you saying that you want to bring it to Wonderfest? After all, both Andy and yourself are accomplished musicians. Don't tempt me to bring out the wig and lipstick.  ;)

Actually, that was my real hair back then. Unfortunately (or fortunately), I no longer have that kind of hair. I still have hair on my head .. but it's short and gray.  :-\

Very cool, indeed! :o  Heck yeah, bring it to Wonderfest.

And uh... Terry... um... I just gotta say... those are some nice legs. You look darn good in drag. ;)

There, I said it. ::)

Hahaha, that's pretty funny.  There are a few pics of me in drag onstage too.  I don't have them, so I'm at the mercy of others, but here's one.  I'm in the background, you can't see me too well in this.  It wasn't a regular part of the show, but it happened a few times.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2921898586_9a2eef1d96_o.jpg)

Good lord! You too Bobby? Queens, er .. I mean birds of the same feather tend to flock together.

Ok ok move over Theresa and Roberta.  I'm proud to present my silver angel wing shirt, shower cap and pantyhose. In drag always looks good with a beard. We played at First Avenue too - BEFORE it was First Avenue!!!  Was called Uncle Sam's - I'm dating myself but what the heck I live in the past anyway.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3283/2922016690_75e5da119f_o.jpg)

And in case you get any ideas... you can see I'm all natural - no implants. Easy girls he's married...and divorced...and remarried...and shaves his ears...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/2921170809_66610cd015_o.jpg)

Universal Transvestite Army?

Quote from: Toy Ranch on October 07, 2008, 10:13:27 AM
Universal Transvestite Army?

You may be onto something, or your on something. It does have a ring to it though.

I'm not concerned about this curious habit spreading amongst humans. I do get worried when it influences innocent toys!

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Good lord no! Not the toys! Say it isn't so Joe .. or Josephine .. or whatever the heck your calling yourself today? We must remember to be good stewards of what we've been given. We can do this my setting the proper example from which others pattern their behavior. This includes the impressions we make upon our innocent toys. I'm afraid I've stumbled upon my way. Won't you lend a brother a hand roheimiana and lift me out of the gutter in which I ly?

Quote from: fmofmpls on October 07, 2008, 12:14:48 PM
We must remember to be good stewards of what we've been given. We can do this my setting the proper example from which others pattern their behavior.

General Theresa, can I change my username to Nicholas? :)

Quote from: Nicole on October 07, 2008, 12:38:29 PM
General Theresa, can I change my username to Nicholas? :)

Said request may be granted upon providing the necessary paperwork. This includes a picture which best exemplifies your recent change of orientation.

Gawd .. that sounds official. Doesn't it? Sounds like big government.

BTW, we already are processing one pending profile change. Soon to be announced .. ladies and gentlemen .. I give you Roberta Beeman, formerly known as Bobby Beeman!

"I think sh-sh-she likes you...but he d-d-don't!"

Quote from: fmofmpls on October 07, 2008, 12:45:20 PM
Said request may be granted upon providing the necessary paperwork. This includes a picture which best exemplifies your recent change of orientation.

You really want to see photos? Okay, sit tight. I'll go get my mustache.

Actually, I do sort of crossdress on occasion. My Halloween costumes are always male characters and I wore a men's suit and tie to my college awards ceremony when all the other women wore dresses... Yeah, I know I'm weird. But it's not like I ever tried to mislead anyone into thinking otherwise. :P

Quote from: fmofmpls on October 07, 2008, 12:14:48 PM
Won't you lend a brother a hand... and lift me out of the gutter in which I ly?

General, I fear that any discussion of your redemption would be premature. First, we obviously need to know the depth of the crisis you have created. I note, for example, that cross-dressing by some toys has now led to UNDRESSING by others!!!!!

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Ha boy.

Sorry dudes. I have never dressed like a girl (not that there is anything wrong with it-it's just not for me.). I would be one ugly-ass woman.

Now as far as this Universal Transvestite thing, well, I want to be in charge of Universal Heterosexual Pervert Never-Failing-Testosterone Branch, if we end up going that route (or shall I say root?).



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Quote from: roheimiana on October 07, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
General, I fear that any discussion of your redemption would be premature. First, we obviously need to know the depth of the crisis you have created.

Dear roheimiana. To truly understand the depths of the crisis, one must first divulge deep into the darkest depths of the human psyche.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy9C80NIk2o&feature=related

 Nice legs Terry.  I have no problem with any of you crossdressing, just so long as I don't hear "DUELING BANJO'S" playing in the background.  If I do, I'm running.

Quote from: Monster Bob on October 07, 2008, 04:52:35 PM
Sorry dudes. I have never dressed like a girl (not that there is anything wrong with it-it's just not for me.). I would be one ugly-ass woman.

Not to worry Bob. Isn't that why they sell Old Milwaukee by the case? It comes with a brown paper bag. ;D

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7986/frankfeyaz9.jpg)

Frankenstein say, "ME FEEL PRETTY!"

Esta é uma boa idéia! Porquê gastar minha vida procurando a mulher superior, quando eu posso ser minha própria mulher superior?

(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/coffinjoefan/barbieze.jpg)

 :D :D :D :D :D :D

Seems everyone wants to get in on the act!

Break out those Angora sweaters and liberate yourselves!

This includes you Monster Bob!  ;)

Yikes. Just caught up with this.

I think a recent tetanus shot should be a pre-requisite before viewing this thread.

That was some damn great hair. You look like the guys from Enuff's Z'nuff.

I remember the days of long hair, back when I had it.

HA! Great pics there general!

Back in the day I too played in some thrash metal bands. Even played in some bands that were more Whitesnakish and Skid Rowish...........but never did I consider the drastic shift to trannyrock! I do however applaud your craft sir. The band looked like a lot of fun to be had!

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 You looked kinda cool back in the day, Gen. Teresa.  And you played with the Misfits?  The more I hang around here, the more amazing you ghouls become.  Or I need therapy, whichever.

I'm literally speechless.  ::)  And here I was feeling guilty for collecting Mego Dinah-Mite figures.  ;D

Quote from: raycastile on October 07, 2008, 12:29:04 AM
Terry, I tell you, this whole package is actually pretty stylin'.  I like the name, the concept, the influences, the poster art.  Now if you'd just add some good music to that mix, you'd really have something.

Good music you say? Good music? How about angry music filled with testosterone with no regard to the listener whatsoever? That was Mondo Trasho. We weren't interested in making "good music" for anyone but ourselves.

Here's a sample of our "good music". This track was named 'We R Ur Not'. The name of the track pretty much sums up who we were playing this music for - ourselves.

BTW, I am the lead vocalist with the pretty pink dress (this is an audio track only).

WARNING! This track contains many profanities. Not for sensitive ears or impressionable young minds! You've been warned. Therefore do not report to the moderator. I am the moderator (with the pretty pink dress).  ;)

   

Terry, I must say this whole thread has made your coolness factor go up 100%. Rock on, man.... er, I mean, rock on, girlfriend! (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/coffinjoefan/headbang.gif)

It doesnt play for me  :-[

 EXTREAME COOLNESS, fear General.  The track reminds me of the music coming from Josie's room during her Punk Rock period. YOU ROCK TERRY.

Quote from: Nicole on October 09, 2008, 08:57:56 AM
Terry, I must say this whole thread has made your coolness factor go up 100%.

Hi ya Nicole. At 46yrs old, I'll take any coolness cred I can get. While I appreciate your kind comments, I'm also sure I just lost a few fans here at the forum too. Oh well, that's the risk one takes when dressing up in a dress.

Quote from: Monsterkid71 on October 09, 2008, 11:08:51 AM
It doesnt play for me  :-[

Hey Monsterkid71, make sure you have flash enabled on your pc. You can download the latest version free at - http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash

Quote from: CreepysFan on October 09, 2008, 01:18:46 PM
EXTREAME COOLNESS, fear General.  The track reminds me of the music coming from Josie's room during her Punk Rock period. YOU ROCK TERRY.

:D :D Thanks CreepysFan! Glad you could roll with the groovy sounds!

Quote from: Toy Ranch on October 07, 2008, 10:13:27 AM
Universal Transvestite Army?

LOL! I'm in. I wasted my youth with hair down to my ass playing geetar. I never cross-dressed for gigs, but fancy dress parties were a different story ;D

Christine

 Wicked sweet sounds Terry, I miss this era.  Pure Art, oh and I own that same pink skirt.