WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[Crazy1van]

Renfield the solicitor with the brides was truly smitten
But only thanks to Dracula was he never bitten
The vampire drove him insane
and by the time it was done, he was slain
But at least he died back in Great Britain

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              There, once, was a WEREWOLF who swore,
              That his Curse made him a social bore,
              Yet, try, as he might,
              To offset his plight,
              He tore his way, into more and more gore!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

I am the monster but I should not be taken from a wagon on wood,
My hands and feet are bound up tight and good,
O.K I stalk about the forest on the lookout for a friend,
First there was that stupid shepardess who screamed no end,
Then I met my new friend the hermit and I lost him because I stayed for some food.

[Crazy1van]

A Werewolf named Wally Daninski
Was truly a hairy buttinsky
Many men has he slain
And their women he has... comforted
Not bad, for a wolf-man in his seventies

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                      WEREWOLVES AND THE ART OF ZEN
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                   Olde WEREWOLVES, never, seem, to die,
                   But, it's, not, that, we're, not, willing, to try,
                   Our food is quite lean,
                   It makes us so mean;
                   Killing people, on diets, is one-third less filling.

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                Time Marches, Onward, even, as March's Time runs, out,
                APRIL FIRST is Tomorrow, as we Fools, all, shout,
                A LON CHANEY BIRTHDAY,
                A Toast: HIP-HIP-HOORAY,
                With, WOLF MAN Full-Moonshine, and, Undead Sauerkraut!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, # 126, LON CHANEY, SR.
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                QUASIMODO was crowned, as "The Lord of Misrule",
                LON SR., was born, on April 1st; The Festival of Fools,
                Man of a Thousand Faces,
                His Talents, multiple Aces,
                Face and voice, hands and heart, his Imagination's tools.

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      Google results, 19,500 for LON CHANEY, SR.'S BIRTHDAY. (0.19 seconds)
                    Lon Chaney, Sr. — Date of Birth: April 1, 1883
              "LON CHANEY SHALL NOT DIE!" FORREST J. ACKERMAN
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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Poetry wrote on April 1st
Is recognized as some of the worst
Not for actor Lon Chaney
am I being complainy;
it's these verses to which I'm adversed

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                     To Borrow a Punch-Line, from THE ACKER-MONSTER!
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                A MONSTER, Unstoppable! His Unearthly Visage, a SIGHT: 
                Pointed Teeth; Tall Hat; Eyes, that Devour, with FRIGHT! 
                Despite the loss, of the Film's Can, 
                Like, the too early loss, of THE MAN, 
                We, all, know the Span, of What LON DONE AFTER MIDNIGHT! 

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             Ahhh, that Glorious Era, which CLASSIC MONSTERS evoke;
             With my ability, of Creative reminiscing, I'm one lucky Bloke,
             Not, just, dead tradition,
             More, like, Nuclear Fission,
             To bring the delight, of LON, BORIS and BELA, to Today's folks!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                        "Ahhh, GRASSHOPPER"
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                  {No relation, to DENNIS HOPPER}
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             To let Thine essential "INNER-LIMERICK" flow,
             Thou must think, of SHELLEY; STOKER; POE,
             Just construct a phrase,
             That's sure, to amaze,
             And watch, as these verbal MONSTERS grow!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

For these verbal monsters, we all are meet cattle
No matter which one of us is in the poet saddle
They consume all our time
till I must let flow rhyme
To the monsters, 'growing' is half the battle!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                          A SIDE-EFFECT OF IRON-POE BLOOD?
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                 It is, fast, approaching Six A.M., on this April Sunday Morn,
                 Between sleep and, cyber-dreams, I am tossed and torn,
                 Asleep: I tend, to snore, 
                 On-line: The Limerick chore; 
                 To Dream, of MONSTERS, or, be One  : each, a choice, forlorn. 

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                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

          POOR MR. SASQUATCH! What happened to him was, truly, ABOMINABLE!
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           The YETI, with his NETI-POT, was cleaning, out, his sinuses,
           One howling winter day, pond'ring its pluses, and, minuses,
           The snow-drifts, round-about,
           Made him vacillate, "In, or, out?"
           Ahead, by a nose, yet, as he arose, he got "STONED", by local the MEDUSAS!

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                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

 

[tv horror]

When I buy my Uni monsters I love to get huge savings,
The smell of the vinyl leads to these cravings,
If the package has that rare model of Dynamo Dan,
What more can a fella ask only that it's in the can,
Thank you all for listening to my most recent ravings.