UMA Drive-In Theater

Started by fmofmpls, August 10, 2008, 01:41:06 PM

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fmofmpls

Welcome to the UMA Drive-In Theater.

Please enjoy the film and be sure to follow our simple rules:

* No honking of horns

* No overt displays of affection (making out, necking)

* No flashing car headlights

Thank you. Enjoy the film.

Drive-In Theater management.


The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

fmofmpls

Here .. enjoy a nice juicy pickle!

The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

fmofmpls

Selected for the 2004 National Film Registry of "culturally, historically and aesthetically significant" motion pictures.

Famous Civil Defense film for children in which Bert the Turtle shows what to do in case of atomic attack. 

:D :D :D :D

The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

Mike Scott

Quote from: fmofmpls on August 10, 2008, 01:46:54 PM
Famous Civil Defense film for children in which Bert the Turtle shows what to do in case of atomic attack. 

Hey Bert! What's the best way of ducking and covering to avoid getting leukemia from the radiation?
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fmofmpls

Quote from: Mike Scott on August 10, 2008, 02:08:37 PM
Hey Bert! What's the best way of ducking and covering to avoid getting leukemia from the radiation?

Hi Mike. You would of had to have ducked successfully to have any chance of getting leukemia. That answer can be found in the sequel? If you survived the initial attack that is.  ;D
The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

packy120353

And hey Bert! What are the two different kinds of attacks again? With warning and what's the other one? i forgot.

fmofmpls

Quote from: packy120353 on August 10, 2008, 02:45:24 PM
And hey Bert! What are the two different kinds of attacks again? With warning and what's the other one? i forgot.

Forgetting could cause you your life Paul. There can be no hesitation as to the proper precautionary measures that must be taken upon an atomic attack. Please review the film once more, or you could end up looking like your avatar.
The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

Mike Scott

Quote from: fmofmpls on August 10, 2008, 02:19:05 PM
You would of had to have ducked successfully to have any chance of getting leukemia.

Yes, that was assuming you weren't vaporised in the blast.
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A short time remains before our next feature .. but first

The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

fmofmpls

Are you popular here at these boards? If not, maybe this film can help shed light as to why that is and what you can do to become more popular.

The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

HARRY HAMMOCK

Hey ma!This drive in bathroom smells funny.Some kind of smoke in there,And there was a guy in there acting kinda weird.Can I go behind the screen?

Nicole

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Quote from: HARRY HAMMOCK on August 10, 2008, 03:44:18 PM
Can I go behind the screen?

Why? Isn't it scary enough in FRONT of the screen?
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Quote from: HARRY HAMMOCK on August 10, 2008, 03:44:18 PM
Hey ma! This drive in bathroom smells funny.

A clean bathroom is an absolute necessity. There's a lot that goes into cleaning a toilet. See for yourself! And remember this the next time you fail to lift the toilet seat.

Shows the detailed steps necessary to achieve a high standard of cleanliness in a public restroom and presents the opinions, attitudes and personal feelings of the men who do the job, giving voice in particular to a janitor in a university building. Director: James W. Hall. Janitor: Hance Nelson.

The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

fmofmpls

19 minutes and 18 seconds of my life flushed right down the toilet viewing this film. But you know what? I've learned that it takes a special man to make for a good janitor. How sad it is to see this dedicated janitor spend close to 5 minutes cleaning one urinal only to have some jerk like me come in and piss all over the place. Within just 5 short seconds the urinal is now a filthy mess. Life isn't fair I tell ya.

Man, I'm getting hungry. Must be time for an intermission break?
The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.