WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear UMA FANG-MILY,
... In antipasto... er, anticipation, of FATHER'S DAY, I've penned this li'l number, of how our children can succeed our every hope, but, still, fall prey, to the same mistakes, that we did:
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DRACULA'S Daughter, really, burned The Olde Man;
She, never, looked back, for, she had a plan;
Believing, that, she could become human, again,
Eschewing blood, for wine, and, a boyfriend,
'Til SANDOR, a vengeful Cupid, brought her 'life', to an end!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
COUNT "BIG DADDY" Von DRACULA, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Tony the Teenage Werewolf was full of aggression
His transformation was brought on by a doctor's injection
Every time a bell would ring
Another of his friends would get their wings
He made the highway to Heaven a traffic congestion

[Crazy1van]

Timotheus von Wolfstein was once OOTMAH elected
And for fleas he's oft had to be inspected
But due to his status as limmerick poet,
he rose in rank; now the Baron must show it
Within the UMA he's now the GENERAL ECCLECTIC!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear BROTHER, IVAN,
... Thanks for the Up-Grade, in Rank! Allow Moi, to reciprocate:
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GENERAL ECLECTIC, wrote, to THE SALTY SEA-DOG,
In The UNI-MONSTER-NAVY, to Laud, not, to Flog;
"I'll promote you, IVAN, to a STAR-SHIP Command,
Not, your usual ship; wherein, you'll file STAR-LOGS;
And, mayhap, write BLOGS; but, Water-Logged?! Never, again!"
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Set Phaser on "Stun"!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS, The ROOTIN', TOOTIN', SURE-SHOOTIN', UMA-OOTMAH! B.G.G.

[packy120353]

But with Ivan there's one more factor
went nuts on Uhuru and hacked her!
Then he tried to play dead
but went crazy instead -
Good Lord Tim, he's a poet not an actor!

[Crazy1van]

It's life, Tim, but not as we know it.
In space no one screams like a poet.
The starship I commandeered to Saturn
I was surprised Spock didn't see the pattern
With 60 moons here I may never leave orbit!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

packy writ, brilliantly:
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But with Ivan there's one more factor
went nuts on Uhuru and hacked her!
Then he tried to play dead
but went crazy instead -
Good Lord Tim, he's a poet not an actor!
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... Make No BONES About It! Br'er PACKY, a  most clever thread development!
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As CRAZY IVAN writ, in self-defense, inspired, by PACKY PAUL'S STAR TREK Analogy:
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It's life, Tim, but not as we know it.
In space no one screams like a poet.
The starship I commandeered to Saturn
I was surprised Spock didn't see the pattern
With 60 moons here I may never leave orbit!
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So, your obit will be an orbit, ad perpetuam?
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Dear IVAN, crazy, like a {20th CENTURY} FOX,
found it, PARAMOUNT, to conceal his motives, heinous,
with 60 moons, upon which, to collect moon-rocks,
He might shock SPOCK, with logic unlocked,
By missing SATURN'S RINGS, but, not, URANUS!

... I feel, as, if, I've just birthed a GALAXY! Ouch! Asteroids, to prove it!
CAPTAIN QUIRK Von SPOCKENSTEIN, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

So, your obit will be an orbit, ad perpetuam?
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Nay my good Baron, an obit won't be needed
Not when this planet is so well moon-seeded
One of the perks of lycanthropy
is to possess the 'curse' of immortality
So my natural death is defeated

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Dear IVAN, crazy, like a {20th CENTURY} FOX,
found it, PARAMOUNT, to conceal his motives, heinous,
with 60 moons, upon which, to collect moon-rocks,
He might shock SPOCK, with logic unlocked,
By missing SATURN'S RINGS, but, not, URANUS!

... I feel, as, if, I've just birthed a GALAXY! Ouch! Asteroids, to prove it!
CAPTAIN QUIRK Von SPOCKENSTEIN, B.G.G.

Circling Uranus was never my destination
getting lost in a black hole is not my intention
But the starship I lean on
must ever hunt KlingOns
Seems Fate's dealt me one morehumiliation

[packy120353]

The Black Hole we had better ignore,
where certainly no man has gone before
emitting death fogs
and toxic Captain's logs
that get shat-ner the his and hers door

****Yes friends somehow it always comes back to this****

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear PACKY & IVAN,
... Mea Culpa, for my leading you ass-tray!
... Hmmm, Ass-Tray, isn't that where you crush your butts?!
... So, ignoring the verbal affront, to our back-sides,
let's progress, back, to the front-sides,
above the navel, by delving, into our Monster Kid insides,
of Mind, Heart & Spirit!
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IM-HOTEP, IMHO, was cursed, to fulfill,
His unholy love, denied; 'til, risen, to kill,
Any 'infidel', who defiled the old gods' will,
Avenging their wrath, wrought, by the SCROLL OF THOTH;
'Til ISIS protected her Priestess, &... ARDETH BEY, double-crossed!
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... Ain't Love grand?!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS, B.G.G.,
Who once met GENE RODDENBERRY, I was, in full SPOCK Make-up!
Spent a lovely half-hour with him, I did! May he Rest In Peace, EVERNOW!

[movie monster con]

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Imagineered, by PACKY PAUL, we've, all, "toed the line",
With Limericks, about Mummies, or, our Beloved Frankenstein,
Dracula & vampires; from Zombies, to Star Trek,
Wolfmen, too; and... Hey! What the Heck?!
'Tho' I've grabbed the one hundredth spot, we're, still, neck & neck!
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FANGS, A MILLION!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOOODDD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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Imagineered, by PACKY PAUL, we've, all, "toed the line",
With Limericks, about Mummies, or, our Beloved Frankenstein,
Dracula & vampires; from Zombies, to Star Trek,
Wolfmen, too; and... Hey! What the Heck?!
'Tho' I've grabbed the one hundredth spot, we're, still, neck & neck!
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FANGS, A MILLION!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOOODDD, B.G.G.

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No doubt, that BILL could spin off verse, of limerick persuasion,
Yet, he slept through this last posting, the 1-hundredth occasion,
I'd forgot, to log him, out, and, myself, to log, in,
I just want you, all, to know the facts, lest confusion set in.
So, this confession becomes # 101, I 'opes, t'ain't no sin...
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... SPOTTY, AS A 101st DALMATION, 'e is!
BARON TIMOTHEUS & FRIENDS, Of Which, BILL MILLHORN, is, One, of the Best, B.G.G..

[Crazy1van]

All this talk about three-digit posting
is starting to sound like UMA boasting
I remember the Monster and I feel
we should all gather round at the windmill
For it is he we should be roasting!

[packy120353]

A scent invites through Lagoon brine -
His scales off Rita sweetly shine.
He breaks the locks
and grabs the box!
Tonight on Pizza Creature dine!

[Crazy1van]

Erik the Phantom was growing quite bored
The Opera largely was being ignored
He took a cab to the coast
the beach now had to play host
To the Phantom of the Boogie Board