WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[tv horror]

In the forest of the night as the Moon shone,
The little people sent for that paragon,
Darby O'Gill to tell them stories,
Of their legends and past glories,
But he wanted to stay free of King Brian the leprechaun.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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      We've whizzed, again, past, TUESDAY, FAT;
      Soon; Eire's Wee Folk, in LEPRECHAUN HATS;
      Spring is, on Its WAY;
      3, until ST. PADDY'S DAY;
      Then, WALPURGIS-NACHT, to drive, us, BATS!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 36298 times)

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         Grown, to 99 pages, since PACKY BEGAN IT;
         MEEK, still, in SPIRIT, We, never, will BAN IT!
         Our Limerick THREAD,
         Runs, on, wearing KEDS,
         The Shoe, of our YOUTH, just, as TIME RAN IT!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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   6:30 A.M., on March 17, A.D. 2008, UMA Puns were BORN:
   "Irish Limericks Ahead", from PACKY'S Brain, MAL-FORMED!
   A Dire WARNING, sternly, ISSUED,
   Finds CLASSIC MONSTERS, PURSUED;
   &, UNDEAD Tissues, Misused, to Greet this 3rd Year's MORN!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Uncula]

                  -  -  -  - 
               There once was a monsterous Wolfman
               Who tried as hard as anyone can
                  To live like all humans
                   Instead of like lupins
                 Eating Man or from Man's trash can!

[tv horror]

If you're Irish and your  name is Timothy or pack,
You're always welcome into my parlour at the back,
On this St Patrick's day,
Because that is the Irish way,
So onward toward our 100th if you have the knack.   

[Uncula]

If you're Irish and your  name is Timothy or pack,
You're always welcome into my palour at the back,
On this St Patrick's day,
Because that is the Irish way,
So onward toward our 100th if you have the knack.   

But what of us Ryan's, no Timothy's nor packs.
Am I still welcome in your parlour thou my pedigree's intact?
We'll lift a pint of Guinness, 4 billion sold world wide.
We'll tell of Gods and Monsters till the darkness starts to slack! 

[long live kong]

But what of us Ryan's, no Timothy's nor packs.
Am I still welcome in your parlour thou my pedigree's intact?
We'll lift a pint of Guinness, 4 billion sold world wide.
We'll tell of Gods and Monsters till the darkness starts to slack! 

I may reside on the wrong side of Dover,
but I love your land of Shamrock and clover!
So am I welcome at your Irish fete?
I maybe English but give me a break!
Lets guzzle Guinness until we all fall over!!

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[tv horror]

Everyone is welcomed even if you have an Irish lean,
even Godzilla with his wearing of the green,
Can bring whatever monsters he likes,
Although they must have some green on their spikes,
To enjoy this day with us as we are all so keen.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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      'Tis a Leprechaun's Pot o' Gold, I've stumbled, UPON,
      To find, that, all, o' me Irish Mates ha'e crazy, GONE!
      'Tis the Hallowed Day, o' ST. PATRICK;
      Ye UMA fellows are a Jolly HAT-TRICK;
      I Thankee, for, all, o' Thy PUNS, are a TON, O' FUN!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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    Gone, again, Dear FRIENDS, Ye Day, o' Ye EMERALD ISLE,
    Wondrous 14-Karat Puns, delivered, LIMERICK-STYLE;
    Cresting, into Year Number FOUR,
    With, so much, Creativity, IN STORE;
    I cherish, more; located, in the UMA Mad Poets' AISLE!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        I purchased a book, about The UNIVERSAL MONSTERS,
        The CLASSIC ERA, with BORIS, BELA & THE LONSTERS;
        Many Beloved Images, great & SMALL,
        Of the FAVS, that, you & I RECALL;
        +, ABBOTT & COSTELLO pages, of MONSTROUS FUNSTERS!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       Read, as of now, a grand total, of 36,659 TIMES,
       Irish Limericks Ahead marks the Beastly SLIME;
       Careening, wildly, towards 36,666,
       A devilish moment, to pass, by, & KICK,
       To 37,000 readers; our newest goal, to CLIMB!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         There, once, was a Magick GOLEM, from PRAGUE,
         Who helped, to save the Jews, from THE PLAGUE;
         'Though he was formed, from the EARTH,
         He, definitely, proved his True WORTH;
         All, the more Noble, as his mud came, from the BOG!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        COUNT DRACULA smiled his most Toothsome SMILE;
        To his Victim, he said: "Alas; this may take AWHILE."
        "Your blood-type is, so, SWEET,
        That, this Feeding, I'll REPEAT,
        After brushing my teeth, lest, a Dentist, my Fangs has, to FILE!"

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.