WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                     BR'ER IVAN: FROEHLICHE WALPURGIS-NACHT!
                     As, Over-Board, &, Ashore, E'ermore, Thou'lt WALK,
                     'Tis ADMIRABLE, to behold Thou, WILLIN',
                     To eschew Thy Career, o' Nautical SWILLIN',
                     &, Take, to LAND {1/3 less Fillin'}; We're glad you've DOCKED!

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                             Now, Thou art a LUBBER, not, a FIGHTER!
                                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

He decided to do something quite rash,
He flew into the garden in a flash,
Now he is suffering from a irritating itch,
Which I know never came from Hazel the witch,
So all's well and good so long as he keeps doing the monster mash.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              When DRACULA decides, to play a Fiendish Joke,
              He embeds Poison Ivy oil, into his Great Cloak, 
              Then, turning, into a mist, 
              He wafts, by local Allergists, 
              Leaving them, scratching, as, into Hives, they've broke!   

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                       BREAKING 23,000 Readership! Hip-Hip-HooCoffinRay!!!

              have a nice day have a nice day have a nice day have a nice day

                       Having been read 22985 times, now, these 65 pages,
                       Have seen our UMA Troops, through so many stages,
                       LIMERICKS, literally, litter our year,
                       Leaking, out, of orifices: i.e., our ears,
                       Quelling our tears & fears, with cheers, sneers, jeers... & rages!

              have a nice day have a nice day have a nice day have a nice day
                                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                 TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             23,000 and 10; we've done it, again!
             Onward and upwards, my UMA FRIENDS;
             These can't, all, be gems,
             Like FRANKIE, or, THEM!
             Our LIMERICK Thread seems, to be, without end!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

The Baron is right our limerick's hit the right tone,
I have often heard it mentioned without one groan,
However it has been compared to a trainwreck,
Try to look away but some are still pulled back,
So here's to a 23,000 more  although some members will moan. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                     This SUMMER'S Heat is a-comin' on;
                     Lounge, around, on CHANEY'S LON,
                     This Season's heat is COOL,
                     THE CREATURE ain't no Fool,
                     Diving, into THE BLACK LAGOON'S Pool, He's gone!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

With Summer comes this year's Wonderfest
This Louisville show put the UMA to the test
When they set up next week's exhibit
I hope my schedule doesn't prohibit
me from popping up and wishing my best

(and lending a hand, like the rest)

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                     HORRORHOUND was, such, a BLAST, 
                     Now, WONDERFEST is a-comin', FAST! 
                     Summer CONVENTIONS, underway; 
                     Looking, forward, night and day,   
                     They're "Future", now, yet, too, soon, "PAST"! 

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Hoping to send poor Stephen Orlac to his doom,
Lorre played doctor Gogol as a would be groom,
For even a wax statue failed to impress,
So he as the recently executed Rollo did dress,
He failed proving that the pen is mightier than the sword we assume.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                Wouldst, that, We'd been able, to Pilgrimage, to WONDERFEST,
                My Bride, BETH, and, I, should have counted, ourselves, Twice-Blest!
                Instead, a local Murder Mystery,
                Had us switch our usual History,
                Alas, We missed CREEPY JEFF & GENERAL TERRY, As Breakfast Guests!

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                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                    "Unconditionally replete, with Hideous Idiocy,
                     Malevolently rife, with Fiduciary Perfidies,"
                     COUNT DRACULA commented, to the Assembly,
                     O' MONSTERS, who required some assembly,
                     Makes this LIMERICK an Excruciating Oddity!

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                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                       WALPURGIS-NACHT is, once, again, over - BUMMER!
                       Now, we speed, onward, to the First Day, o' SUMMER;
                       I treasure the Summers, of Yore,
                       When I learned MONSTER-KID Lore,
                       Like THOREAU, I know, that, I March, To A Different Drummer.

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                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
               TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

How can I have missed this thread?
Its the best thing since sliced bread!
Why moan about re-makes and sequels?
Write a daft poem instead.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

How can I have missed this thread?
Its the best thing since sliced bread!
Why moan about re-makes and sequels?
Write a daft poem instead.

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                 At the Above  Offering- "NEW BLOOD!" Yelled DRAC;
                 Beside himself, with Sanguine Frenzy, at this fact;
                 "This new guy's a Brute,
                 But, Bloody Cute,
                 I'll pick up his scent... and, Hey! He leaves BIG TRACKS!"

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                              A Formal Velcome, to LONG LIVE KONG! 
                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
               TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.