WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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           The STORM, that Night, was, TORRENTIAL,
           FEARSOME, in its Horrifying POTENTIAL;
           It seemed, all, the WHILE,
           To support 'life', most, VILE;
           To escape death, was, Most, PROVIDENTIAL!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            Ye Ghost Knight lay, down, His Sword & SHIELD,
            "My Centuries, of wandering, tonight, REPEALED;
            No, longer, a BLIGHT,
            I, Now, See THE LIGHT;
            &, Whence, I Enter IT, I shalt, Fully, Be HEALED!"

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

This morning we saw the witch's spawn.
We wondered what she was doing at dawn.
They traded brooms
And chanted dooms.
Under a strange spell from Zombie Shawn.

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           Our Founding Fathers, The Revolution, WINNING,
           Gave, to us, LIBERTY, on it, Their hopes, PINNING;
           We lose, some, &, Win, SOME,
           Life's Humbling CONUNDRUMS;
           Sad, to Think, They're, in Their Graves, SPINNING.

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           THE EYEBALL was, HUGE, REALLY, BIG,
           From OUTER SPACE, Looking, for a GIG;
           IT came, from a STAR,
           Said: "Come as You ARE";
           In Hollywood, hangs, with PORKY The PIG!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a zombie named Pete.
Who started to melt in this heat.
Oh what a muddle.
He's now a puddle.
For ghouls and trolls to wash their feet.

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           THE MUMMY Tried, On, a New SUIT,
           Adding Some, Nice, Leather BOOTS;
           "I'll Look, WELL-READ,
           In Cool, New, THREADS;
           Maybe, Now, Chicks, for Me, will ROOT!"

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           There, once, was a GHOST, named, SUE,
           Who Married a ZOMBIE, named, BRUCE;
           A Remarkable PAIR,
           With a Dynamic FLAIR;
           & a Time-Share, in an old, BLUE SPRUCE!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a zombie named Storch.
Who was prone to lurk on his front porch.
He would tender bids,
And scare all the kids.
As he aimed to fire his blowtorch.

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          As the Night falls, Alive, and, CHILLING,
          Beasts awaken, to Thoughts, of KILLING;
          Howls, 'neath the MOON,
          That Grew, Full, too, SOON;
          To the Bars, where Victims are SWILLING!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, CLARK,
           To Whom, being UN-DEAD, was a LARK;
           He'd turn, from a BAT,
           Into a Suave ARISTOCRAT;
           As WOLF, prove A BITE, Worse, than, A BARK!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

The zombie dyed her hair bright red.
Would it get her brains or just dead?
She didn't look snuggly.
Just so very ugly.
As she destroyed our flower bed.

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           THE MUMMY Yelled: "KICK OUT THE JAMS!"
           DRACULA indulged His Love Affair, with SPAM;
           THE WEREWOLVES were ROCKIN',
           Whilst ROBERT, was BLOCHIN';
           As KHARIS Surfed, Over, The ASWAN DAM"

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           Beware, of The Great GIANT APE,
           Or, The Odious, MARTIAN GRAPE;
           Their Gaping GULLETS,
           &, Worse, Their MULLETS;
           Remind, Me, of SEVERUS SNAPE.

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                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a ghost named Buddy.
Who in life was pretty cruddy.
He tried to make amends.
But just gave us the bends.
As his messages were muddy.