WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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           The WEREWOLF is hunting His PREY,
           Clueless, that, it could go, either, WAY;
           Gives Him Fear's SHIVER,
           If the BULLET is SILVER;
           From One, who, Loves, enough, to PRAY!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               Ye LAST DAY, of WINTER, but, here's a HINT,
               There's No Guarantees; read the FINE PRINT;
               A Blast, of the ARCTIC,
               Sleeves One, More, TRICK;
               The Wind blows, as It will, where did it WENT!?

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               Our LIMERICK Feast is a Huge REPAST,
               So, that, March Seventeenth, will, LAST;
               The date may Come & GO,
               But, if you're, 'In The FLOW';
               364 Courses, to go, so, What A BLAST!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The Sweet Jingle, of GOLD, could be, HEARD,
               For, no, one, dared, Breathe, a Single WORD;
               In DRACULA'S VAULT,
               It's, all, Your FAULT;
               If, You're, found, out, by a BAT, Not, a BIRD!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               I, once, knew a VAMPIRE, named, SCHMIDT,
               Who was, TRAPPED, in the PENDULUM'S PIT;
               "it's, not, for Want, of TRYING,
               But, there's, no, way, of FLYING;
               This will cut, Me, up, or, down, to HALF-WIT!"

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The MONSTER, left, by a Hidden EXIT,
               It was, very, similar, to 'Popping A ZIT';
               "I applied, much, PRESSURE,
               To Take This REFRESHER;
               Not, unlike, England's Jolly, Old, BREXIT!"

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a MUMMY, named, DAVE,
               Who excavated, Himself, from The GRAVE;
               "The thing, I've ABHORRED,
               Is, that, I'd become, BORED;
               Or, by a Museum, be, classified, as: 'KNAVE'!"

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            Remember that VAMPIRE, named, SPIKE?
            A BLOOD-SUCKING FIEND, Hard, to LIKE;
            Put the Moves, on BUFFY,
            Seemed, like, a TOUGHIE;
            For Him, EVIL, was, like, RIDING A BIKE.

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               At the Hotel, The VAMPIRE found WORK,
               At the Front Desk, as the All-Night CLERK;
               His Hypnotic EYES,
               Guests, did MESMERIZE;
               But, to Him, It was, just, one, more, PERK!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE EVIL WITCH Consumed Her own POTION,
               Which, made, Her, a MERMAID, in the OCEAN;
               She swam the Ocean's BREADTH,
               Dragged Sailors, to Their DEATH;
               Who knew, when She conceived that NOTION!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               In this Hectic World, driven, by THE LITERARY,
               We'll admit, that, ofttimes, Things are SCARY;
               This FACT Is a GIVEN,
               It's, all, Process DRIVEN,
               Which is, why, Adults, fear, The TOOTH FAIRY!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               'Twas, a Sacred Ceremony, so, SOLEMN,
               In which, a Rabbi had created a GOLEM;
               Mistake! Tainted CLAY;
               Went, Madly, ASTRAY!
               Turned, into a WEREWOLF, to MAUL 'EM!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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          In Childhood, he was, known, as a "DULL YOUTH",
          Until, he, escaped, his Home Town, of  DULUTH;
          Boys will be BOYS,
          & need many TOYS;
          Yet, his downfall was his discovery, of 100-PROOF!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           VAMPIRES & ZOMBIES are SECOND RATE,
           They, cannot, do, the One, Thing, GREAT;
           The Dead KING did RISE,
           Ascended, beyond the SKIES;
           Live, on, in LOVE, as We choose Our FATE.

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           Our Dearests: BELA, and, BORIS, and, LON,
           Their Autographed Photos, We, now, PAWN;
           'Tho', no, longer, on this EARTH,
           Their Lives, still, Hold, WORTH;
           May, that, be said, of Us, once, We're, GONE!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.