New Uncle Creepy Statue by Dark Horse!

[CreepyJeff]

Uncle Creepy Jeff that is.  I GOTTA get this!  (His little friend looks vaguely familiar...)

[Richard]

(His little friend looks vaguely familiar...)

Hmmm....I, too, have seen that little green goblin somewhere before. What a cute lil' spud.
Best,
Richard

[fmofmpls]

Good lord! That is one hideous looking collectible!  I sure hope your going to give us a steep discount on this thing!

[Phantasm]

Ha!  That's a masterpiece Jeff!  Put me down for a case............

 

Chuck Jeffers

[CreepyJeff]

Ha!  That's a masterpiece Jeff!  Put me down for a case............

 

Chuck Jeffers

Thanks Chuck - you got it!  (But I'm afraid if I send you a case of these it won't be the only case of something you contract, er receive.) 

[The Drunken Severed Head]

These are the last collectables in one's collection to bring out to show company.

It drives them away when they have stayed too long.

Or just show them a picture of the drunken severed head.