Drunk people outside my door

[raycastile]

I am coming to you from a hotel room at the Tan-Tar-A Resort in the Lake of the Ozarks.  I am here for a Jaycees state conference.  When you put a few hundred Jaycees together in the same building, look out.  These people like to drink.  A lot.  I am hearing the mating calls and battle cries of significantly intoxicated people echoing through the halls.  A girl who helps me with the annual Halloween party started scratching at my door saying, "Raymond, I'm coming to eat your brains!"  I opened the door to discover her with a blanket slung over her head, huddled on her knees outside my door.  She had two girlfriends with her, so they escorted her away.

[ramsey37]

A girl who helps me with the annual Halloween party started scratching at my door saying, "Raymond, I'm coming to eat your brains!"

I *hate* when that happens
George

[Monster Bob]

I opened the door to discover her with a blanket slung over her head, huddled on her knees outside my door.  She had two girlfriends with her, so they escorted her away.

...and you didn't invite them in?!

[poseablemonster]

Yes, Ray...that WAS her mating call.  They are always different, but a mating call is a mating call.  I explain later, when you are finished mating.

[Nicole]

...and you didn't invite them in?!

It probably weirded him out. I can imagine how I would feel if I had drunken women beating down my door (shudder).

[mike c]

Raymond, you're only about an hour northeast of me (I'm in Branson)... if there's drinking, girls AND braineating... hell, I'm on my way up-!


Mike C.

[The Drunken Severed Head]

I was at Tan-tar-a last in the 1970s. They had a monster pinball machine at that time.

Bet they don't now-- and I'm sure you wish they did Raymond!

[darkmonkeygod]

Awwww, I was hoping that last sentence was "...and they all came in for a drink".

[Tom Smith Monsternut]

..And a little brain eating !

[Toy Ranch]

Raymond, when 3 drunk girls show up scratching at your door with blankets in hand wanting to eat your brains...  invite them in and take your hat off.

[The Drunken Severed Head]

Yeah, Coffin Ray! They could have filed your long fingernails, and dusted your top hat, combed your unibrow, and..uh...hmmm...oh, there must be something else they could have done!

[packy120353]

You could have reenacted that cool poster!

[raycastile]

Tonight she sat behind me at a dance and started scruffing up my hair with her fingers while she sang "Footloose."  My academic studies of homo sapiens behavior suggests this may be a preliminary mating invitation, though I will have to wait until I get home and study additional texts before I can be sure.

[Monster Bob]

Time to buy her a drink. 

[packy120353]

Footloose? So she was a Zombie? Sounds promising.