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Drunk people outside my door
« on: January 19, 2008, 03:30:26 AM »
I am coming to you from a hotel room at the Tan-Tar-A Resort in the Lake of the Ozarks.  I am here for a Jaycees state conference.  When you put a few hundred Jaycees together in the same building, look out.  These people like to drink.  A lot.  I am hearing the mating calls and battle cries of significantly intoxicated people echoing through the halls.  A girl who helps me with the annual Halloween party started scratching at my door saying, "Raymond, I'm coming to eat your brains!"  I opened the door to discover her with a blanket slung over her head, huddled on her knees outside my door.  She had two girlfriends with her, so they escorted her away.
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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 03:46:56 AM »
A girl who helps me with the annual Halloween party started scratching at my door saying, "Raymond, I'm coming to eat your brains!"
I *hate* when that happens ;)
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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 08:39:18 AM »


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I opened the door to discover her with a blanket slung over her head, huddled on her knees outside my door.  She had two girlfriends with her, so they escorted her away.


...and you didn't invite them in?!

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 08:54:18 AM »
Yes, Ray...that WAS her mating call.  They are always different, but a mating call is a mating call.  I explain later, when you are finished mating.

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 11:11:09 AM »
...and you didn't invite them in?!

It probably weirded him out. I can imagine how I would feel if I had drunken women beating down my door (shudder). :o
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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2008, 12:51:25 PM »
Raymond, you're only about an hour northeast of me (I'm in Branson)... if there's drinking, girls AND braineating... hell, I'm on my way up-!


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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2008, 04:00:11 PM »
I was at Tan-tar-a last in the 1970s. They had a monster pinball machine at that time.

Bet they don't now-- and I'm sure you wish they did Raymond!

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 07:31:54 PM »
Awwww, I was hoping that last sentence was "...and they all came in for a drink".
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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 07:32:42 PM »
..And a little brain eating ! :)
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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 07:43:18 PM »
Raymond, when 3 drunk girls show up scratching at your door with blankets in hand wanting to eat your brains...  invite them in and take your hat off.

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 07:59:36 PM »
Yeah, Coffin Ray! They could have filed your long fingernails, and dusted your top hat, combed your unibrow, and..uh...hmmm...oh, there must be something else they could have done!

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 10:48:08 PM »
You could have reenacted that cool poster!

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 02:20:12 AM »
Tonight she sat behind me at a dance and started scruffing up my hair with her fingers while she sang "Footloose."  My academic studies of homo sapiens behavior suggests this may be a preliminary mating invitation, though I will have to wait until I get home and study additional texts before I can be sure.
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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2008, 06:18:01 AM »



Time to buy her a drink.  ;)

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Re: Drunk people outside my door
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2008, 09:29:33 AM »
Footloose? So she was a Zombie? Sounds promising.

 

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