"Drop" Toilet Paper

Started by NekroDave, May 25, 2009, 07:38:09 PM

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The Drunken Severed Head

Every story printed will hit Number 2!

The Drunken Severed Head

A great way to publish Pooh stories!

Talk about an idea that'll make a splash! A great way for editors to *dump* stories from the slush *piles*!

chrisnurse

"authored by Koji Suzuki of "Ring" fame" !!!!!! They've gotta be shi##ing us! ;D
You can't kill the Boogeyman

CreepyJeff

I sphincter on to something.
"Work...Finish.  Then sleep!"

Unknown Primate

You guys are killing me!  No s***!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Wich2

Boy, has the level of discourse around here dropped into the tank...

Scatter

Quote from: Wich2 on May 28, 2009, 07:38:41 PM
Boy, has the level of discourse around here dropped into the tank...

It's really taken a plunge(r).
We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html

monsterphile

Quote from: Scatter on May 29, 2009, 04:59:29 AM
It's really taken a plunge(r).

Thanks for participating SCAT-ter.

The Drunken Severed Head

The t.p. endorsed by William SHATner!

packy120353

Where no man has gone before

lappys22

I would just dump the idea.

fibbermac

Imagine an aspiring young author getting this letter in the mail...

Dear Sir-

Congratulations! We have decided to publish your story. However...




ROFL!
"Even a man who's pure in heart and says his prayers by night..."

CreepysFan

Quote from: fibbermac on May 29, 2009, 05:41:52 PM
Imagine an aspiring young author getting this letter in the mail...

Dear Sir-

Congratulations! We have decided to publish your story. However...

ROFL!
         
That would make you feel really crappy.  I'd have to raise a stink over that.
" THIS BLANKET IS A NECESSITY.  IT KEEPS ME FROM CRACKING UP." - LINUS VAN PELT

packy120353

I like this book, it's very absorbing. The hero is both strong AND soft

Scatter

I found the stories particularly absorbing.
We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html