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Army Rules and Regulations.
« on: October 30, 2007, 10:54:02 PM »
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The following rules for this message board have been handed down directly from the General. Being a good soldier in the Universal Monster Army will benefit all users and provide for a better place to post. If these rules are not followed, your posts will be deleted and you could receive a dishonorable discharge from this army.


WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, GRUNT:

Please refrain from using obscene language on this message board. Some creatures of the night have sensitive eyes. Even hardened soldiers grow weary of a potty mouth. Don't make the General wash your mouth out with a bar of soap! Keep it clean!

OBSCENE AVATARS, SIGNATURES, AND PICTURES:

Please refrain from using any adult-themed or foul avatars, signatures, or pictures in your posts. Nudity of any kind is NOT allowed. Signatures are subject to the first rule posted above.

DON'T BE A JERK:

Keep your fangs out of sight! You may disagree with another member's opinion completely, but insults, name-calling and other hurtful responses are unacceptable. Posts containing any such personal attacks toward other members will be removed and the guilty parties will be subjected to death by firing squad. (And with both silver bullets and small wooden stakes!)   

RELIGION AND POLITICS:

Don't push your political views or religious beliefs. Nobody cares, and these subjects are toxic to almost every message board.

This is a forum for classic monster mania; boards for hot-button topics can be found elsewhere online.  Refrain from starting (or continuing) religious or political debates. Otherwise you'll be sent to the brig.

POST BUMPING:

Please refrain bumping your own posts just to get them to the top of the heap. Sure, we want everyone to be heard and your posts to be seen however, bumping only makes it difficult for other member's posts to be seen. Please be judicious.

POSTING IN THE CORRECT FORUM:

Please don't post messages on one board telling members to look at your other post on another board. It defeats the purpose of having separate boards.

COMPLAINTS:

If you are having issues with another member, or would like to report a personal attack made against you, please e-mail one of the moderators, who will review the post or posts in question and take appropriate action. Do NOT continue any threads with vindictive replies. This will only make matters worse.
« Last Edit: December 01, 2007, 04:28:06 AM by The Drunken Severed Head »
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Army Rules and Regulations.
« on: October 30, 2007, 10:54:02 PM »
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