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Rated X for eXcitement !!
« on: December 14, 2007, 11:27:50 PM »
The thread of the Aurora Monster Scenes Frankenstein inspired to me to take things a step further.

How about the Aurora Monster Scenes "The Victim" model kit? How many of you red-blooded males out there remember this overseas Amsterdam issue? 



Actually, there's no such thing as an Amsterdam issue. It's called "chauvinistic pig customizing". Just a little sandpaper is all it takes to undress the Victim! Go baby!

Then there's this rarely seen Aurora Monster Scenes Zombie! More rare than the Giant Insect by far!



Okay I lied again. This dead guy is really just an Aurora Pain Parlor skeleton customized with glue soaked tissue paper for realistic looking rotting flesh.

And finally, if this was all too offensive, then I will leave you with this pic guaranteed to restore your innocence. Ah, isn't she adorable? Life is good after all. God bless America.



This is an Aurora Whoozis model kit. And yes I painted it too. Only a real man would admit such a thing.
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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 12:26:56 AM »
Those are great, Terry.  Nice job on them all; especially the Victim.

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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 12:30:12 AM »
My mom was right I'd go blind looking at that.  I see what it did to the Zombie!

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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 04:58:56 AM »
What Zombie?  Oh, that one.  Didn't see it for a minute.  Musta gotten distracted...
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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 09:53:38 AM »
Looks like I need to customize the Victim befoore I get her painted. LOL

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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 11:55:46 AM »
Good job on that Zombie!
That Whoozis is creepy.


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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 11:58:38 AM »
Man, I hope that is the leopard's tail.  I know...totally uncalled for. ;D

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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 12:24:02 PM »
These days that would only get you a PG-13 rating. Times have changed.
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 12:54:03 PM »
Oh, what the hell. Why stop now? Drool, and drool again gentlemen!

BTW, don't blame me for this one. Blame Richard Olson.

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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 01:11:00 PM »
I sure hope there's no young kids looking around in here! This an adults only thread.

This is it. My last "after dark" offering. I've already gone way too far.

Enjoy Gloria Holden in Dracula's Daughter as you've never seen her before!

Stop that, or your going to go blind!



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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 06:49:47 PM »

   Oh, so you spotted the Leopard. I thought they were born that way. Actually, that's not a Leopard--that's a bear's, er bare, behind  . . .

      "Meek"(pointing out the naughty bits)

Man, I hope that is the leopard's tail.  I know...totally uncalled for. ;D
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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 06:59:22 PM »
Rrrrrrrrr... Bride GOOD!!!
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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 07:09:54 PM »
I sure hope there's no young kids looking around in here! This an adults only thread.





Eh, if it's sex on the 'net they're looking for, they won't come looking on a monster board for it! (Plus, this stuff is pretty tame, by internet standards)...



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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2007, 12:39:58 AM »
Homina homina!!!  I just popped a couple of forehead stitches!!!!

(insert head jokes here)
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Re: Rated X for eXcitement !!
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 03:17:25 AM »
EEK!...those 2 pictures again!
Heh, heh, heh!....Both of these pics got a "Don't-You-Have-ANYTHING-Better-To-Do-With-Your-Time?-type rating by my wife when she saw them. There are more, many more. Someday, I want to make a 50s style-cheesecake calendar with them. Someday. But with my luck, I'll lose the disc they are on and that will be that.
Hope no one is offended...it's all in fun, guys and gals!
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