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The World’s Second Shortest Horror Story
« on: July 05, 2014, 12:44:39 PM »
This comes courtesy of the Joe Bob Briggs website.  I laughed for a few minutes at this.

The World’s Second Shortest Horror Story

By Rebecca Brock and Joe Bob Briggs

The last man on Earth sits in a room.

There’s a knock at the door.

It’s his ex-wife.

And her mother.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity...

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Re: The World’s Second Shortest Horror Story
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2017, 08:29:15 PM »
This comes courtesy of the Joe Bob Briggs website.  I laughed for a few minutes at this.

The World’s Second Shortest Horror Story

By Rebecca Brock and Joe Bob Briggs

The last man on Earth sits in a room.

There’s a knock at the door.

It’s his ex-wife.

And her mother.

I’m laughing partly because I went to Iceland just before Thanksgiving with... wait for it... my wife, 2 daughters, sister, mother-in-law, wife’s aunt, wife’s aunt’s friend.  Someone heard this and said “you were there to help with the bags”...  and I said in my best Groucho Marx:  “YES.  I also carried their luggage”. 😉