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Anton Phibes

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Beauty always kills the beast....
« on: November 14, 2008, 12:33:31 AM »
Phantom of the Opera...downfall=women. Wanted Christine Daae all to himself.  But he was ugly and slept in a coffin.  Despite giving her 40,000 pairs of shoes, she just couldn't get past the lack of nose and parchment like skin.

Dracula...downfall=women.  Wanted just about all of them.


Frankenstein...wanted a mate. Shoulda left it alone.  He could talk before getting jilted by that broad. Had to wait to get Ygor's brain to talk again.  talk about pining.  downfall=women.

Wolfman...if Talbot hadn't had two hot babes swinging off his arms walking around in the dark, he never would have got bit.  Plus Elena Verdugo shoots his hairy butt.  because she loves him. Yeah...I get that.  downfall=women.
Proving Wolfman had nards far before it was discovered in Monster Squad.

Invisible Man....doin just fine till Flora and her funny little hat came along.  downfall=women.

Creature...hot babe swims half naked right into his living room.  What's a guy to do whose the last of his species?  The next thing ya know she's throwing cigarettes in his tub and her stupid boyfirend wanna-be shoots him with a harpoon gun.  Not to mention the dang routinol. Talk about a hang over! downfall=women.

Hideous Sun Demon.....  One late night romp with Nan Peterson and its all downhill from there.  downfall=women.

King Kong... for God's sake, i know he's a dumb ape but a simple lesson in physics should tell himm the relationship couldn't go anywhere. downfall=women.

Mr. Hyde...Dr. Jekyll wants to score some hanky and some panky, but guilt free and incognito.  Voila....Mr. Hyde.  Then its a poop rollercoaster from then on. downfall=women.

They could even tempt Peter Cushing lay his obsession aside to force himself on Veronica Carlson.

All the monsters ever want is a girl friend...and all they ever get is killed.   Hmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn????????

At least Whit Bissel had his prioirties together in Teenage Frankenstein.


Sorry...couldn't resist. Crude attempt at non politically correct humor. ;) ;D :D



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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 01:17:46 AM »
Don't forget poor Kharis, buried alive for wanting Princess Ananka.
Same situation for Imhotep
Barnabus Collins cursed with vampirism for loving, then jilting Angelique the witch.
But Barnabus deserved it for turning down a fox like Angelique, I wouldn't have.
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Anton Phibes

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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 06:21:41 AM »
See.........you know it's true too.......the cycle continues. ;)

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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 02:56:26 PM »
Dracula rose from his own death to avenge a woman and spent quite a lot of time sitting around pining for her, downfall, a woman

the ole bell ringer got into the act with Esmerelda, downfall, woman

it alway goes back to who tempted Adam with that darn apple then made him cover up the twig and giggle berries

Michael Myers just couldn't stand watching his sister get some lovin and made sure she would never do that naughty thing again, and again and again he caught other naughty women and again and oh again

Freddy did not wait until they were women, downfall, little girls

Even a man who is pure at heart......

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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 10:32:12 AM »
All the monsters ever want is a girl friend...and all they ever get is killed. 

Silly monsters. Girlfriends are for normal people. :D
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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 02:10:05 PM »
Kind of shows where the real power lies. Girls - the Ultimate monster slayers.

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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 12:53:40 PM »
Kind of shows where the real power lies. Girls - the Ultimate monster slayers.
Correctamundo. ;)

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Re: Beauty always kills the beast....
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 01:46:11 PM »
 Women are bad news, but then we monsters love trouble.  Can't live with them, sure as hell WON"T live with-out them.  If females are a death sentence for monsters, then go out with a smile.    ;D
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