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My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« on: September 22, 2012, 09:35:06 PM »
My dog, Monsheila, a lovely 10 year old crapzu, recently went blind.
We were at the vet getting back test results.
My honey and I are all teary eyed.
The vet says to us, "She has Cushing Syndrome. Do you know anything about that?"
I respond "Will she will try to kill Dracula or talk down to Darth Vader?"
My honey hit me.
The vet, obviously a monster kid herself, looked shocked for a moment then laughed.

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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2012, 11:12:39 PM »
Sorry to hear that, Mike.  No offense, but I kinda liked the terrible joke.  Guess I'm terrible, too.
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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2012, 03:37:10 AM »
Sorry about your dog's condition. Cushing Syndrome has unusual side-effects. Has she started smoking while wearing a white glove, to avoid nicotine stains on her paws?
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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2012, 07:49:17 AM »
Sorry ... but her other senses will take over.

My vet told us that she was nursing a ten day old kitten and when I immediately asked if it hurt, her tech fell on the floor laughing .. it took the vet a moment to understand.
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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 07:51:37 AM »
Also, I want to point ourt she is a sh it zu but some type of algorythm here chanhed it to crapzu. That is funny.

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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2012, 11:40:56 AM »
some type of algorythm here chanhed it to crapzu.

Ha! I thought you were just making a joke, but it was the sensor.

Maybe your dog could hang out with my sisters dog. She's deaf and they could keep each other from wondering out into traffic.
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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2012, 11:46:39 AM »
My dog, Monsheila, a lovely 10 year old crapzu, recently went blind.
We were at the vet getting back test results.
My honey and I are all teary eyed.
The vet says to us, "She has Cushing Syndrome. Do you know anything about that?"
I respond "Will she will try to kill Dracula or talk down to Darth Vader?"
My honey hit me.
The vet, obviously a monster kid herself, looked shocked for a moment then laughed.

I'm glad i wasn't there I would have laughed hard at that one.  ;D
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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2012, 11:52:46 AM »
I'm sorry to hear about your dog, and I will refrain from suggesting that you watch her carefully when she digs in the yard, she might be looking for body parts for her next monster.
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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2012, 05:25:40 PM »
Gillfan- Between your awesome Cushing remarks and your autocorrect/algorithms, I could not stop giggling. I am so sorry to hear about your furry friends's diagnosis. I believe that your little Monsheila will learn to live with this terrible condition and adjust better than any of us humans could. She has a couple of doting parents that will love her through this whole thing, and keep her happy  :) 

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Re: My dog went blind and a terrible joke
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2019, 09:44:32 AM »
So I was at the vet one day about ten years ago and a woman came in with a dog. She told me the dog's name was Seeker. I said "Seka? You named your dog after a porn star?" Both the woman and the receptionist hesitated for a second and then laughed.

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