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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #90 on: July 07, 2012, 10:51:47 AM »
I had never heard of "The Apple" before -is there any way I can now forget about it?

In a few major cities you may find a 12 step counseling program that might help . . .somewhat.

Some severely damaged viewers have had to resort lobotomies.

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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #91 on: July 07, 2012, 11:04:31 AM »
OK, that thought is disturbing even for you Dave.  ;D

Its actually pretty good. Just play that scene with the volume off, and put some Celine Dion music on the stereo.  I recommend My Heart Will Go On.

However: do not attempt it with anything by Loreena McKennitt or Enya.  The damage could be irreparable.  :o

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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #92 on: July 07, 2012, 02:22:31 PM »
I had never heard of "The Apple" before -is there any way I can now forget about it?


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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #93 on: July 07, 2012, 02:37:54 PM »
I own a copy of "The Apple."  Sorry, just stating a fact.
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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #94 on: July 07, 2012, 10:05:14 PM »
I own a copy of "The Apple."  Sorry, just stating a fact.
Just put it down slowly and back away from the VCR . . . C:)

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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #95 on: July 07, 2012, 10:38:31 PM »
Revolutionary Road.

Ok I'm not saying this is the "worst", actually it started out pretty good and kept my attention. However the idea of a couple that are completely unhappy, stuck at every turn and constantly fighting starting bumming me out early on......then it just flat out started making me angry. I felt like climbing through the tv and saying to the both of them "You're both a--holes that can't stand each other so do me a favor and just get the f--k away from one another"--there, 2 hrs worth of conflicted characters brought to an end.
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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #96 on: July 09, 2012, 12:02:24 AM »
And then there was KILLDOZER
(1974)
Clint Walker (Cheyenne)
Carl Betz (Judd for the Defense)
Robert Urich (Spencer for Hire)

Versus a Psycho-killer D-9 infected with some electric-blue space junk. ::)


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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #97 on: July 09, 2012, 08:32:45 AM »
And then there was KILLDOZER
(1974)
Clint Walker (Cheyenne)
Carl Betz (Judd for the Defense)
Robert Urich (Spencer for Hire)

Versus a Psycho-killer D-9 infected with some electric-blue space junk. ::)

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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #98 on: July 24, 2012, 09:58:56 PM »
Caddyshack 2

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Re: The WORST Non-Monster film you ever saw.
« Reply #99 on: July 25, 2012, 01:19:48 AM »


Any (and ALL) movies starring Adam Sandler and/or Pauly Shore.

And "Ishtar".

I can tolerate really bad horror.  Sometimes it is even fun.

But bad humor triggers my gag reflex.

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