Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!

[Hepcat]

So your bratty little sister is having a sleep over party for her equally pesky friends. Your mother has given you a stern warning to behave, and she's been watching you like a hawk. As a result, you've managed to sneak only three weapons from down in the basement up to your bedroom when she was taking care of the paperboy.  Which three pieces of self-defence weaponry did you absolutely, positively require before barricading yourself behind your bedroom door?

Dick Tracy Power-Jet



Man from U.N.C.L.E. Napoleon Solo Gun



Mattel M-16 Marauder



NERF N-Strike Vulcan



Remco Monkey Division Bazooka



Super Soaker 50



Topper Johnny Seven OMA



 

More info on all this cool weaponry can be found in this thread:

http://www.universalmonsterarmy.com/forum/index.php?topic=14574.0

 

[jimm]

Tuff to top that Bazooka, Gad Zooks!

[bigbud]

I'm pickin' the Dick Tracy as #1.... it's a squirt gun, but also shoots caps.......wet and noisy. Then the M-16 Marauder........that sucker can fire up to 50 non-stop shots without pulling back the bolt.... and you have to be near a Marauder to appreciate how incredibly loud they are! Last, I'd go with the Deluxe Reading Defender Dan. Hugh tripod 50 cal machine gun that is belt fed and actually fires pretty large plastic bullets.....Buddy

[draculafan]

great weapons guys but for me all i need is my trusty ghouliville baseball bat its perfect for knocking off heads

[horror1o1]

great weapons guys but for me all i need is my trusty ghouliville baseball bat its perfect for knocking off heads

what is this from even? looks cool

[bigbud]

That bat really is cool!

[Dr. Madd]

Don't forget the "stonewall" Defense and offense in one package.

[Hepcat]

Last, I'd go with the Deluxe Reading Defender Dan. Hugh tripod 50 cal machine gun that is belt fed and actually fires pretty large plastic bullets.....Buddy

Cool pick!



 

[bigbud]

Hey! Ya beat me to it with that picture! I'm gonna get the D. Dan on the "Give Me a Gun" thread. Interesting pic you got there, but too much of the Dan is missing.........Bud

[draculafan]

what is this from even? looks cool

thanks guys  horror1o1 its called the ghouliville bat made by marchon arlington heights in 1986
 heres another close up pic  thanks

[Street Worm]

Huge Monkey Division fan, but I went with-

DICK TRACY WATER POWER JET GUN SET MATTEL TOYS

1964 JOHNNY SEVEN OMA TOY GUN COMMERCIAL

MATTEL SONIC BLASTER FOR SPYS ONLY

[Inkfink]

I love that Ghouliville Bat! I'd also add these to my arsenal:

Mattel Tommy Burst TV commercial 1960s!

MATTEL AGENT ZERO M

MATTEL ZERO M MAKING MOVIES IN THE PARK

[horror1o1]

thanks guys  horror1o1 its called the ghouliville bat made by marchon arlington heights in 1986
 heres another close up pic  thanks

Love it!

[Hepcat]

Street Worm & Inkfink!

Wow! I love those commercials.

 

[Flower]

I voted for ~

Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Nerf (I like Nerf)
Super Soaker