Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!

[Inkfink]

Likin' that Billy Mumy commercial. Hope his shootin' pal thought only good thoughts... or he'll get wished into the cornfield!

[seed_murda]

Super soaker for sure..... Unknowingly wet t-shirts contests were always fun at that age not to mention you can always add other things to the supersoaker besides water..... Use your imagination here 

[bigbud]

Hey you guys! How bout posting those cool videos over on the "Give Me A Gun or Something, the monster is at the door" thread! Please......    Buddy

[Hepcat]

Then the M-16 Marauder........that sucker can fire up to 50 non-stop shots without pulling back the bolt.... and you have to be near a Marauder to appreciate how incredibly loud they are!

Here's a video where the M-16 Marauder is fired off at about the 3:05 mark:

Mattel Marauder.wmv

And here's the ad that Mattel ran in DC comic books to promote the Marauder:



 

[Dr.Terror]

  I'll take the whole box, and you can play whiffle ball with em too.

[Howler]

Bazooka
O.M.A.
Vulcan

[BlackLagoon]

No need for 3, I just need ol' blue!

A Christmas Story 2

[Howler]

No need for 3, I just need ol' blue!

A Christmas Story 2

 With a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time, you will be unstoppable!!

[Toy Ranch]

Hubley Atomic Disintegrator


Buck Rogers Disintegrator Pistol


Pyrotomic Disintegrator Rifle

[Dr. Madd]

That top one looks like a Steampunk pistol.

[horrorhunter]

That's some sweet hardware, Toy Ranch.

[Inkfink]

Seeing those made me want this:

[Fester]

I always preferred something with some punch.


This critter could fire a plastic cannonball 30-40 feet.  And at shorter ranges could knock down pop cans and pop bottles. 

REMCO JOHNNY REB TOY CANNON COMMERCIAL 1960s

[Dr. Madd]

My choice number one, the newest weapon from Madd Arms- The Besieger!

Ever needed to lay seige to a tiny castle and didn't have the means to lob marshmellows, rubber balls or plastic farm animals over the wall?

Well, then the Madd Arms Moble Seige machine is your answer!



This great miniature catapult can be fired with one hand, thanks to the clothespin on the back of the gun that holds down the catapult's launching arm.

You cock the weapon, place your ammo in the basket and aim, then depress the clothespin to fire the weapon.

[bigbud]

Toy Ranch......do you own the Pyrotomic rifle? Never seen one before.......is it by Pyro?  1950's?   Buddy