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Pick up to three selections from this list:

Dick Tracy Power-Jet
Man from U.N.C.L.E. Napoleon Solo Gun
Mattel M-16 Marauder
NERF N-Strike Vulcan
Remco Monkey Division Bazooka
Super Soaker 50
Topper Johnny Seven OMA
Other (specify)

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Inkfink

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2012, 08:52:46 PM »
Likin' that Billy Mumy commercial. Hope his shootin' pal thought only good thoughts... or he'll get wished into the cornfield!

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 11:03:45 PM »
Super soaker for sure..... Unknowingly wet t-shirts contests were always fun at that age not to mention you can always add other things to the supersoaker besides water..... Use your imagination here  ;)
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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2012, 09:11:52 AM »
Hey you guys! How bout posting those cool videos over on the "Give Me A Gun or Something, the monster is at the door" thread! Please......    Buddy

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2012, 12:54:35 PM »
Then the M-16 Marauder........that sucker can fire up to 50 non-stop shots without pulling back the bolt.... and you have to be near a Marauder to appreciate how incredibly loud they are!


Here's a video where the M-16 Marauder is fired off at about the 3:05 mark:

Mattel Marauder.wmv


And here's the ad that Mattel ran in DC comic books to promote the Marauder:



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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2012, 02:08:10 PM »
  I'll take the whole box, and you can play whiffle ball with em too.
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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2012, 05:25:04 PM »
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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2012, 12:50:17 PM »
No need for 3, I just need ol' blue!

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2012, 03:00:06 PM »
No need for 3, I just need ol' blue!

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2012, 09:26:18 AM »

Hubley Atomic Disintegrator


Buck Rogers Disintegrator Pistol


Pyrotomic Disintegrator Rifle

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »
That top one looks like a Steampunk pistol.
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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2012, 07:14:49 PM »
That's some sweet hardware, Toy Ranch.

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2012, 07:44:41 PM »
Seeing those made me want this:

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2012, 10:27:59 PM »
I always preferred something with some punch.


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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2012, 11:27:06 AM »


My choice number one, the newest weapon from Madd Arms- The Besieger!

Ever needed to lay seige to a tiny castle and didn't have the means to lob marshmellows, rubber balls or plastic farm animals over the wall?

Well, then the Madd Arms Moble Seige machine is your answer!



This great miniature catapult can be fired with one hand, thanks to the clothespin on the back of the gun that holds down the catapult's launching arm.

You cock the weapon, place your ammo in the basket and aim, then depress the clothespin to fire the weapon.

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Re: Pick your three most essential pieces of self-defence weaponry!
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2012, 12:39:51 PM »
Toy Ranch......do you own the Pyrotomic rifle? Never seen one before.......is it by Pyro?  1950's?   Buddy