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               The Three Spirits, of Christmas, ARRIVED,
               Like, The Classic Monsters, They THRIVED;
               "We, each, use Our STINT,
               To help Scrooge, REPENT;
               So, like, Those Monsters, He SURVIVES."

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The evil, of VAMPIRES, is WELL-KNOWN,
               We pray, that, They, cannot, be CLONED;
               We, all, know Their NEED,
               It sets, apart, Their BREED;
               &, text Their next Meal, on CELL-PHONES!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a WEREWOLF, named FRED,
               Who loved, to SNACK, on THE UNDEAD!
               Gave, Them, Severe FRIGHT,
               Those Creatures, of the NIGHT;
               'Cos His Fangs, proved Their Blood, to be RED!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There was an Ancient MUMMY, named, NED,
               Who, if, you'd, cut, deep, enough, He, BLED;
               "I'm, oft, CONSTIPATED,
               Yet, not, DESICCATED;
               I'm, so, Iron-poor, my Blood's, no, longer, RED."

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               DEAR BORIS' PASSING, hath, passed, 'round, yet, AGAIN,
               Half-a-Century, Gone, yet, He remains Our DEAR FRIEND;
               His Great Shadow, falls, Long, &, DEEP,
               From Punxsutawney Phil, not, a PEEP;
               Our LOVE, Cherished, in LIGHT, BORIS doth Sleep! AMEN!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            The News, abroad, is: "February hath FLED!"
            Winter, 'tho', Dying, just, may, be, UNDEAD!
            It, still, EGGS, us, ON,
            Scrambled, GARCON!
            A Cold, Hearty, Meal, UP, on, which we're FED!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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         Now, as, THE THREE-DAY COUNTDOWN, BEGINS,
         If, It, seems, "FISHY", well, then, Clap Your FINS;
         Ye Anniversary MARK,
         'Twas, ever, a LARK,
         In Ye Race, against Time, Jest Make Sure It WINS!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            TOMORROW... Well, you know what "THEY SAY":
            SAINT PATRICK'S is, a Most, AUSPICIOUS, DAY;
            Despite a distinct lack, Of LEAVEN,
            We limp, into, NUMBER ELEVEN;
            For a Re-Birth, of LIMERICK Punsters, we PRAY!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            I, hope, My Notice, is, not, too, ALARMING,
            For, I've taken, up, SHAMROCK FARMING;
            Not, nearly, "The CRAZIES",
            Of "Pushing, Up, DAISIES";
            And, No Four-Leaf Clovers, I'll be HARMING!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        Our "KEEPIN' THE DAY", is, Again, nearly, SPENT,
        Our SAINT PADDY'S ANNIVERSARY, Came & WENT;
        'Tis, now, 9 PM; sans, NIBBLE,
        I'm, fine, &, shan't, QUIBBLE;
        For your Limerick writs, I hope; they're EXCELLENT!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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It is better to be late than never Tim,
So congratulations as I tip my brim,
You've kept this thread alive,
While the posts have taken a dive,
So there's no need to be so grim.


Well done on keeping the thread going for 11 years Tim, it was a mammoth task you took on and you should be proud. I'm just sorry I could not help you as my life has been very busy these last few years.
Maurice
   

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Never count out a monster dread,
Try to have fun even from bed.
As I post this Limerick,
For the beloved St Patrick,
I hope to re-read this thread,
As memories flowed nuff said.

Have a safe and enjoyable St Patrick's day to all the members of the UMA forum.

 

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As all monsters appear to be green,
It really is something to be seen,
They might have horns and scales,
But that never stopped the online sales,
And there's nothing nicer than that pristine sheen.


Happy St Patrick's Day to all the members.

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As it's St Patricks day and the Creature being an honorary Irish man with his wearing of the green, here's a small tribute. 

Their once was an actor called Browning,
Who swam without even  drowning,
He took to the high Seas,
After rising a few degrees,
And now he'll smile without frowning.

In honour of the last great Universal monster, rest in peace Ricou.

[Hepcat]

Yes! The Lough Neagh Creature is Irish.