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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5655 on: December 23, 2018, 08:00:46 PM »
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         >:( ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~ :angel:

               The Three Spirits, of Christmas, ARRIVED,
               Like, The Classic Monsters, They THRIVED;
               "We, each, use Our STINT,
               To help Scrooge, REPENT;
               So, like, Those Monsters, He SURVIVES."

          >:( ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~ :angel:
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5656 on: December 30, 2018, 06:38:06 PM »
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        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt

               The evil, of VAMPIRES, is WELL-KNOWN,
               We pray, that, They, cannot, be CLONED;
               We, all, know Their NEED,
               It sets, apart, Their BREED;
               &, text Their next Meal, on CELL-PHONES!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5657 on: January 12, 2019, 03:27:56 PM »
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        thrhrt ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               There, once, was a WEREWOLF, named FRED,
               Who loved, to SNACK, on THE UNDEAD!
               Gave, Them, Severe FRIGHT,
               Those Creatures, of the NIGHT;
               'Cos His Fangs, proved Their Blood, to be RED!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :blank: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5658 on: January 27, 2019, 08:12:58 PM »
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        hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               There was an Ancient MUMMY, named, NED,
               Who, if, you'd, cut, deep, enough, He, BLED;
               "I'm, oft, CONSTIPATED,
               Yet, not, DESICCATED;
               I'm, so, Iron-poor, my Blood's, no, longer, RED."

        hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5659 on: February 03, 2019, 05:12:16 PM »
              WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 335,375 times)

      ededed ~~~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ ededed

               DEAR BORIS' PASSING, hath, passed, 'round, yet, AGAIN,
               Half-a-Century, Gone, yet, He remains Our DEAR FRIEND;
               His Great Shadow, falls, Long, &, DEEP,
               From Punxsutawney Phil, not, a PEEP;
               Our LOVE, Cherished, in LIGHT, BORIS doth Sleep! AMEN!

       ededed ~~~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ ededed
                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5660 on: March 01, 2019, 07:04:24 AM »
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     tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

            The News, abroad, is: "February hath FLED!"
            Winter, 'tho', Dying, just, may, be, UNDEAD!
            It, still, EGGS, us, ON,
            Scrambled, GARCON!
            A Cold, Hearty, Meal, UP, on, which we're FED!

     tynhrt ~~~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5661 on: March 14, 2019, 06:22:12 PM »
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   thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ Zombie Shocked

         Now, as, THE THREE-DAY COUNTDOWN, BEGINS,
         If, It, seems, "FISHY", well, then, Clap Your FINS;
         Ye Anniversary MARK,
         'Twas, ever, a LARK,
         In Ye Race, against Time, Jest Make Sure It WINS!

   thrhrt ~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5662 on: March 16, 2019, 07:14:00 AM »
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     :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ :laugh:

            TOMORROW... Well, you know what "THEY SAY":
            SAINT PATRICK'S is, a Most, AUSPICIOUS, DAY;
            Despite a distinct lack, Of LEAVEN,
            We limp, into, NUMBER ELEVEN;
            For a Re-Birth, of LIMERICK Punsters, we PRAY!

     :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ :laugh:
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5663 on: March 17, 2019, 06:36:09 AM »
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   :o ~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ Zombie Blush ~~~~~~~ :angel:

            I, hope, My Notice, is, not, too, ALARMING,
            For, I've taken, up, SHAMROCK FARMING;
            Not, nearly, "The CRAZIES",
            Of "Pushing, Up, DAISIES";
            And, No Four-Leaf Clovers, I'll be HARMING!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5664 on: March 17, 2019, 08:03:05 PM »
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     :-[ ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :( ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-*

        Our "KEEPIN' THE DAY", is, Again, nearly, SPENT,
        Our SAINT PADDY'S ANNIVERSARY, Came & WENT;
        'Tis, now, 9 PM; sans, NIBBLE,
        I'm, fine, &, shan't, QUIBBLE;
        For your Limerick writs, I hope; they're EXCELLENT!

     :-[ ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :( ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~~~ :-*
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5665 on: June 14, 2019, 02:21:02 PM »
It is better to be late than never Tim,
So congratulations as I tip my brim,
You've kept this thread alive,
While the posts have taken a dive,
So there's no need to be so grim.


Well done on keeping the thread going for 11 years Tim, it was a mammoth task you took on and you should be proud. I'm just sorry I could not help you as my life has been very busy these last few years. :)
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