WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,308 times)

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               COUNT DRACULA went, out & "Got HAMMERED",
               RENFIELD, in Total SHOCK, Only, STAMMERED;
               "Spiders, Flies & FLEAS,
               Saint Christopher LEE;
               As BELA'S TWIN could be 'KATZENJAMMERED'!"

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            ~~~ ODE To The HAMMER MAIDENS ~~~ 

               The VAMPIRES were laughing, out, LOUD,
               Their New Recruit, really, did them, PROUD;
               She infected a whole TOWN,
               Folks thought, Her, a CLOWN;
               In reality, She was, just, WELL-ENDOWED!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The Ancient VAMPIRE suffered, from a BAD JOINT,
               Until, Revived, once, again, by a BLOOD-ANOINT;
               With His Fangs, BARED,
               Very Few, Well, FARED;
               Unless, Cross revealed, with Command: "AROINT!"

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,853 times)

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               The JAWS' Shark, BRUCE, voiced, by PETER LORRE,
               Instrumental, as a Plot-Twist, in "FINDING DORY"
               Censors cut out His PART,
               So, much, for HIGH ART;
               Reported, from The Great Beyond, by UNCLE FORRY!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,050 times)

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               The Night Winds were Wild and FREE,
               They Remind, Me, EXACTLY, of, ME;
               Folks believe, Me, BATS,
               But, that's Where, Its, AT;
               Join, Me, for a BITE, and, You'll SEE!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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 WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,419 times)

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          I REALIZE, That, It's Been SEVERAL DAYS,
          SUMMERTIME, and, Sometimes, I'm DAZED;
          To break this BLIGHT,
          I offer, This, TONIGHT;
          ZOMBIES Munch, on Guts, largely, UNFAZED!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The VAMPIRES have gorged, on My BLOOD,
               I, then, drank Theirs; it tasted, like, MUD;
               My Top-hat, I'm DOFFIN',
               Fun, to sleep, in a COFFIN;
               And, watch re-runs, of Bugs & Elmer FUDD!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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Count Dracula boarded a train.
A woman demanded his name.
She was the Conductor,
He bit her and sucked her.
Thus giving her his name in vein!

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          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,700 times)

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               We LAMENT, to See SUMMER, Draw, to an END,
               Hot Sunny Days, our oldest and dearest FRIEND;
               Great Joy, we shall GLEAN,
               Up, Through HALLOWEEN;
               Then, Winter's ice & snow, our minds will BEND!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,709 times)

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           A Profound Honour, to have PACKY PAUL,
           Fill, in, my LIMERICK ABSENCE and ALL;
           Worse, than UNDEAD,
           He "Fathered" this THREAD;
           Forget Ghost-Busters, Who you gonna CALL?!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

Count Dracula boarded a train.
A woman demanded his name.
She was the Conductor,
He bit her and sucked her.
Thus giving her his name in vein!

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         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,739 times)

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               She dove, off, of THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,
               Expected, to find CORAL, Not, CORNED BEEF;
               Yet, an Unexpected FEATURE,
               Was an Underwater CREATURE;
               They Married, so, Their Kids could have TEETH!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,811 times)

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               A Tortured VAMPIRE could, not, "GET IT RIGHT",
               Yet, He would, not, "Give, Up", without a FIGHT;
               The BLOOD that He SOUGHT,
               IT cannot be BOUGHT;
               He took COMMUNION & PERISHED That NIGHT!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 319,970 times)

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               Their VAMPIRE CLAN decided, to FEAST,
               To swell Their Ranks, by Great INCREASE;
               They got, in the GROOVE,
               Made, ONE, False MOVE;
               Got Decimated, by Van HELSING'S BEAST!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 320,003 times)

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               SLOWER, than, MOLASSES, "The READS",
               Lest, I WRITE, more, often, then, it BLEEDS;
               To get, back, "On TRACK",
               With, more, Verbal SNACK;
               I'll hope, that, it's Something, You, NEEDS!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 320,452 times)

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               We stand, now, at SEPTEMBER, THE FIRST!
               Summer's heat is, hopefully, passed its WORST;
               TIME goes, on, SPINNING,
               We're Losing & WINNING;
               Our Calendrical Dance is, so, WELL-REHEARSED!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.