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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 402120 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5610 on:
June 23, 2018, 06:38:26 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,511 times)
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COUNT DRACULA Arose, Feeling, So, OLD,
"Gone, the Endless Nights, of feeling, BOLD;
After 500 YEARS,
I am Near TEARS;
I've lost My True Love & Her Heart, of GOLD."
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5611 on:
June 24, 2018, 07:13:46 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,597 times)
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COUNT DRACULA'S BRIDE forgot Her PURSE,
Dr. Van HELSING'S "Find", might prove ADVERSE;
Then, She got, LUCKY,
As RENFIELD was, PLUCKY;
Got Van HELSING, bitten, by a VAMPIRE NURSE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Ugly_Thing
Specialist
Posts: 118
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5612 on:
June 24, 2018, 07:36:52 PM »
***WARNING: NSFW nor the EASILY OFFENDED!!***
(WW2-era stuff from dad.)
"There once was a lady from Wheeling
She had a particular feeling
She laid on her back, opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling!"
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5613 on:
June 25, 2018, 08:51:34 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,687 times)
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As the PUMPKINS are, Ripening, on the VINE,
I have, already, claimed the BIGGEST, as MINE;
Several months, MORE,
HALLOWEEN is, in STORE;
MONSTER-KIDS will sing the Song of New WINE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5614 on:
June 26, 2018, 09:29:21 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,770 times)
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THE OLD WITCH had called The GOBLIN, to TASK,
"Show Some RESPECT! Is it, too, much, to ASK?!"
"You've had the GALL,
To say: 'WARTS & ALL';
Self-Satisfied, in Your Juvenile Humor, You, BASK!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5615 on:
June 27, 2018, 08:03:45 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,827 times)
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The VAMPIRE Clan created a MIXED COVEN,
With Local WITCHES, for the purpose, of LOVIN';
While testing Their METTLE,
In walked Hansel & GRETEL;
Who baked, both, of those Groups, in the OVEN!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5616 on:
June 28, 2018, 08:30:48 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,891 times)
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THE VAMPIRES know, what, BLEEDS,
As that's, precisely, how, They FEED;
As Creatures, from HELL,
With acute sense, of SMELL;
Undeterred, by, either, Flower, or, WEED.
{Save, WOLF'S-BANE & GARLIC}
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5617 on:
June 29, 2018, 08:54:51 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 317,957 times)
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THE MUMMY had to Steal His CARTOUCHE,
To keep, it, 'Under Wraps', from The NEWS;
To Protect His NAME,
From Front-Page FAME;
Lest, His Fortunes change, in a "SWOOSH"!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5618 on:
June 30, 2018, 07:58:09 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318,000 times)
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The VAMPIRE SPECIES, with Intent, ABORNING,
Got a HUGE SHOCK, Delivered, sans, WARNING;
When, many, were TURNING,
They, also, were BURNING;
In a Crystal-Walled Crypt; It let in The MORNING!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5619 on:
July 01, 2018, 07:30:25 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318,043 times)
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The FIRST DAY, of JULY, is, upon US!
As, Good, a Time, as, Any, to FUSS!
NIGHTS getting, LONGER,
VAMPIRES are STRONGER;
For Intestinal Fortitude, Buy a TRUSS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5620 on:
July 02, 2018, 07:37:23 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318,100 times)
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There was an ACCURSED GYPSY, named, BELA,
Who was a, Really, Most, Remarkable, FELLOW;
'Til, Larry raised CANE,
To Bash, in, His BRAIN;
Since, Then, His "Life" became, rather, MELLOW!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5621 on:
July 03, 2018, 07:56:44 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318141 times)
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The old HUNCHBACK walked, to the STORE,
Promptly, forgot, what He went, there, FOR;
He carried, only, a SACK,
As, soon, as, He got BACK;
He claimed, that, His Poor Back was, SORE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5622 on:
July 04, 2018, 10:19:24 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318,183 times)
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On JULY, 4th, This Day, of GREAT WORTH,
FREEDOM, Accessible, to, All, was BIRTHED;
To the Whole UMA,
I'd, like, to SAY;
I pray Your Hearts retain Their Great GIRTH!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5623 on:
July 05, 2018, 08:14:42 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318,218 times)
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'Twas Five Decades, Ago, TONIGHT,
It delivered a TERRIBLE FRIGHT;
Rare THUNDERBOLT,
It gave, Me, a JOLT;
Hit, by a CAR, yet, B.G.G., ALRIGHT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5624 on:
July 07, 2018, 08:46:01 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 318,270 times)
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There, once, was a Miserable GHOST,
Who haunted a ZOMBIE, His HOST;
Made a New PYRE,
Set ZOMBIE, AFIRE;
Now, in the Graveyard, He's TOAST!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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