WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,511 times)

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               COUNT DRACULA Arose, Feeling, So, OLD,
               "Gone, the Endless Nights, of feeling, BOLD;
               After 500 YEARS,
               I am Near TEARS;
               I've lost My True Love & Her Heart, of GOLD."

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               COUNT DRACULA'S BRIDE forgot Her PURSE,
               Dr. Van HELSING'S "Find", might prove ADVERSE;
               Then, She got, LUCKY,
               As RENFIELD was, PLUCKY;
               Got Van HELSING, bitten, by a VAMPIRE NURSE!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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    ***WARNING:  NSFW nor the EASILY OFFENDED!!***
(WW2-era stuff from dad.)

   
        "There once was a lady from Wheeling
         She had a particular feeling
         She laid on her back, opened her crack
         And pissed all over the ceiling!"

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               As the PUMPKINS are, Ripening, on the VINE,
               I have, already, claimed the BIGGEST, as MINE;
               Several months, MORE,
               HALLOWEEN is, in STORE;
               MONSTER-KIDS will sing the Song of New WINE!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,770 times)

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               THE OLD WITCH had called The GOBLIN, to TASK,
               "Show Some RESPECT! Is it, too, much, to ASK?!"
               "You've had the GALL,
               To say: 'WARTS & ALL';
               Self-Satisfied, in Your Juvenile Humor, You, BASK!"

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,827 times)

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               The VAMPIRE Clan created a MIXED COVEN,
               With Local WITCHES, for the purpose, of LOVIN';
               While testing Their METTLE,
               In walked Hansel & GRETEL;
               Who baked, both, of those Groups, in the OVEN!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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   WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,891 times)

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               THE VAMPIRES know, what, BLEEDS,
               As that's, precisely, how, They FEED;
               As Creatures, from HELL,
               With acute sense, of SMELL;
               Undeterred, by, either, Flower, or, WEED.

                  {Save, WOLF'S-BANE & GARLIC}

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE MUMMY had to Steal His CARTOUCHE,
               To keep, it, 'Under Wraps', from The NEWS;
               To Protect His NAME,
               From Front-Page FAME;
               Lest, His Fortunes change, in a "SWOOSH"!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,000 times)

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               The VAMPIRE SPECIES, with Intent, ABORNING,
               Got a HUGE SHOCK, Delivered, sans, WARNING;
               When, many, were TURNING,
               They, also, were BURNING;
               In a Crystal-Walled Crypt; It let in The MORNING!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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  WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,043 times)

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               The FIRST DAY, of JULY, is, upon US!
               As, Good, a Time, as, Any, to FUSS!
               NIGHTS getting, LONGER,
               VAMPIRES are STRONGER;
               For Intestinal Fortitude, Buy a TRUSS!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There was an ACCURSED GYPSY, named, BELA,
               Who was a, Really, Most, Remarkable, FELLOW;
               'Til, Larry raised CANE,
               To Bash, in, His BRAIN;
               Since, Then, His "Life" became, rather, MELLOW!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The old HUNCHBACK walked, to the STORE,
               Promptly, forgot, what He went, there, FOR;
               He carried, only, a SACK,
               As, soon, as, He got BACK;
               He claimed, that, His Poor Back was, SORE!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,183 times)

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               On JULY, 4th, This Day, of GREAT WORTH,
               FREEDOM, Accessible, to, All, was BIRTHED;
               To the Whole UMA,
               I'd, like, to SAY;
               I pray Your Hearts retain Their Great GIRTH!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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  WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,218 times)

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               'Twas Five Decades, Ago, TONIGHT,
               It delivered a TERRIBLE FRIGHT;
               Rare THUNDERBOLT,
               It gave, Me, a JOLT;
               Hit, by a CAR, yet, B.G.G., ALRIGHT!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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  WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 318,270 times)

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               There, once, was a Miserable GHOST,
               Who haunted a ZOMBIE, His HOST;
               Made a New PYRE,
               Set ZOMBIE, AFIRE;
               Now, in the Graveyard, He's TOAST!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.