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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5595 on: June 07, 2018, 08:19:41 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 315,385 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               BATS, Rats, Spiders & Flies, Appeared, in DROVES,
               Called, by COUNT DRACULA, from Castle ALCOVES,
               Like, MAGIC, APPEARING,
               Left, Onlookers, A-FEARING;
               Save, RENFIELD, Who, spiced, them, with CLOVES!

      thrhrt ~~~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5596 on: June 08, 2018, 08:04:59 PM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt

               THE MONSTERS will, Seldom, RELENT,
               RARER, still, Their DESIRE, to REPENT;
               It's, Always, about, MORE,
               Whether, BLOOD, or, GORE;
               It's the only time, They seem CONTENT!

     thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~ hmjfym ~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5597 on: June 09, 2018, 07:08:12 PM »
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        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ thrhrt

               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, TELLY,
               Who's, Lack, of HYGIENE, left, Him, SMELLY;
               Each night, in His CRYPT,
               For this snack, He FLIPPED;
               A Macabre 'Substitute' Peanut Butter & JELLY!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5598 on: June 10, 2018, 07:05:55 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 316,511 times)

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :o

               That Ancient, Greek, VAMPIRE, ANTIGONE,
               Centuries, later, fell, madly, in Love, with ME;
               Our life, Hunted and HARRIED,
               She was, already, MARRIED;
               She was, brought, up, on charges, of BIGAMY!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ :o
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5599 on: June 11, 2018, 01:22:02 PM »
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         :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :blank:

               THE WEREWOLF, OF LONDON was COOL,
               He "did, not, suffer, Gladly, Any, FOOLS!"
               He thought Dr. YOGAMI,
               To be, rather, BALMY;
               Stealing Dr. G's FLOWERS led, to a DUEL!

         :blank: ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :blank:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5600 on: June 12, 2018, 08:46:06 AM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 316,853 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named MOE,
               One, whom, "on the uptake", was, "SLOW";
               New, to Undead 'LIFE',
               Tried, to Bite, His WIFE;
               She staked, Him, while, telling, Him, "NO!"

      thrhrt ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5601 on: June 13, 2018, 06:08:50 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 316,950 times)

    thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt

               In the SAME WAY, in which, VAMPIRES, FEED,
               This ARMY'S HUNGER, is, Based, upon NEED;
               By ye Ghost, o' James WHALE,
               We shalt, soon, Tip the SCALE;
               3-HUNDRED & 17,000; in a mere 50 READS!

    thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5602 on: June 14, 2018, 09:26:44 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,000 times)

         hmjfym ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ tynhrt

               Each MONSTER keeps Its Own, SPECIAL, CREED,
               Like, the Strange colors, of the Blood, they BLEED;
               Whether, Winged or BIPEDAL,
               They Manufacture Great EVIL;
               They are, ultimately, the Horrors, of which We READ!

         hmjfym ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5603 on: June 16, 2018, 08:13:11 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,057 times)

   :blank: ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~~~ tynhrt

          THE DINOSAURS didn't know Their "TIME WAS UP",
          Neither, VENERABLE TRICERATOPS, Nor, T-REX PUP;
          From, far, Outer SPACE,
          To Smash Earth's FACE;
          A LONE, GIANT, ASTEROID, in ONE, SINGLE, DROP!

     :blank: ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5604 on: June 17, 2018, 05:05:51 PM »
           WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,103 times)

    thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~~ tynhrt

               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MOORE,
               Who's escape was, to 'melt', through the FLOOR;
               Didn't know, where, He WENT,
               He's, now, Trapped, in CEMENT;
               Slight misjudgement proved His reasoning, POOR!

    thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5605 on: June 18, 2018, 07:52:00 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,157 times)

           thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie Grin ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ hmjfym

               The CLASSIC MONSTERS follow a Special MOTIF,
               To be a True Fan implies having a TOTAL BELIEF;
               When you see the MOUTH,
               Is when, things, "GO, SOUTH";
               Unlike, NORMAL Humans, THEY have MO' TEETH!

           thrhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie Grin ~~~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~~~ hmjfym
                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5606 on: June 19, 2018, 07:40:12 PM »
            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,231 times)

           hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~  :-* ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym

               THE MUMMY, touted, as, being, TOO, RECKLESS,
               Odd, as mild-mannered, He was called, FECKLESS;
               Sought, Him, a WIFE,
               Raised, up, His KNIFE;
               ISIS came, to LIFE, which, Left, Him, DRECKLESS!

           hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~  :-* ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5607 on: June 20, 2018, 12:49:55 PM »
              WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,271 times)

          thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked

               That VILE VAMPIRE was, Both, CAD AND BOUNDER,
               He'd turn His VICTIMS' BODIES, into 3/4-POUNDERS;
               He bragged, of this FEAT,
               Made a Fortune, in MEAT;
               Got, Himself, STAKED, Tasted, rather, like, FLOUNDER!

          thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ Zombie Shocked
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5608 on: June 21, 2018, 06:25:59 PM »
        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,371 times)

       thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MICK,
               Hard time, finding Blood, out, in the STICKS;
               He used His ALLURE,
               To Lure old LEMURS,
               Slow on the Uptake & Fooled by His TRICKS.

        thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :'( ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :o ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5609 on: June 22, 2018, 09:32:04 PM »
            WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 317,431 times)

            :blank: ~~~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~ Zombie Cool


               THAT MAD WEREWOLF was HOWLING, All, NIGHT,
               The VILLAGERS were, All, SPOOKED, with FRIGHT;
               No one was HURT,
               Save, Ernie... or, BERT;
               Discovered His Bark was, not, Worse, than His BITE!

            :blank: ~~~~~~~ >:D ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~ Zombie Cool
                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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