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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 507201 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5580 on:
May 22, 2018, 09:25:52 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,173 times)
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A New Maid, unsuspecting, was, TRAPPED,
In the VAMPIRES' Den, in, BATS, FLAPPED;
Assumed Human FORM,
As, if, it were the NORM;
To tidy, up, 'loose ends', Blood was SAPPED!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5581 on:
May 23, 2018, 07:54:42 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,259 times)
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The HAINTS flew, out, of Their GRAVES,
To scare the Living, and, make WAVES;
"They'll, not, forget US,
As We've vomited PUS;
To make, Them, Our Mindless SLAVES!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5582 on:
May 24, 2018, 08:44:17 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,313 times)
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THE ZOMBIE Married a very, Sweet, VAMPIRE,
To protect, Her, from STAKE, CROSS and FIRE;
His LOVE was UNFEIGNED,
More, HEART, than, BRAINS;
From Their 'WORK', They shall, Never, RETIRE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5583 on:
May 25, 2018, 07:15:18 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,391 times)
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The WEREWOLF tripped, over the CLIFF,
Strong Winds, luckily, gave, Him, a LIFT;
Feet, firm, on the SOIL,
He attacked a MOYLE;
Who, before Dying, gave, Him, a GIFT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5584 on:
May 26, 2018, 08:13:28 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,515 times)
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The MONSTER had, just, Found a FRIEND,
Who would Help, His poor heart, to MEND;
'Twas Heaven, on EARTH,
Days, of Genuine MIRTH;
'Til He learned, all, Good Things must END!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5585 on:
May 27, 2018, 08:33:05 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,655 times)
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"I am COUNT DRACULA, your New HOST,
You look, like, you're Scared, by a GHOST;
I might appear, PALE,
Yet, I shall, not, FAIL;
To prove, if, you wrong, Me, you're TOAST!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5586 on:
May 29, 2018, 08:11:25 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,953 times)
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THE MUMMY was Showing, SIGNS, of MOLD,
"That's, PROOF, that, I am getting, too, OLD;
With Blessings, of RA,
I'll move, to FLORIDA;
In The FOUNTAIN, bathe, for Youth, UNTOLD!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5587 on:
May 30, 2018, 06:54:12 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,125 times)
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THE BLOB couldn't contain His DROOL,
A STADIUM, filled, with YUMMY "FUEL";
He ate, 'til He BURST!
But, that's, not, the WORST;
'Twas the Horrid STENCH, of His STOOL!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5588 on:
May 31, 2018, 08:41:10 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,234 times)
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In ye Alde, MANOR, Ye GHOSTS wert HOSPITABLE,
Ye VAMPIRES, tho', wert, oft, Most, DESPICABLE;
Set, within a MARSH,
Ye Nights wert HARSH;
Guests departeth Ye Premises, Quite, AMICABLE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5589 on:
June 01, 2018, 06:24:14 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,368 times)
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SWEENEY TODD'S "Art" became, famously, VISCERAL,
MEAT PIES, of a Source, undetected, yet, PASSABLE,
Until, alerted, by COPS,
Police busted His CHOPS;
Using, as Main EVIDENCE, His Infamous CASSEROLE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5590 on:
June 02, 2018, 09:15:01 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,444 times)
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THE MONSTERS became, INFAMOUS, for GORE,
Exploits, left, Stunned Viewers, wanting, MORE;
Offers, some, EXPLANATION,
Why, some, POPULATION'S,
Ability, to separate Truth, from, Lie, is so, POOR.
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5591 on:
June 03, 2018, 02:03:43 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,555 times)
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THE MONSTER broke, up, Their PARTY,
THE VAMPIRES were being, too, ARTSY;
"We do, that, for FREE,
It's called: 'ART-EREE'!"
That's, why, FRANKENSTEIN got FARTY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5592 on:
June 04, 2018, 05:22:17 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,714 times)
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THE ZOMBIE looks, so, GROSS, Eating FLESH,
He scares, Me, yet, I watch, Him, AFRESH;
I Hide, UNDERGROUND,
So, I, can't, be FOUND;
My Dung-Heap Hide-Out, He, won't, THRESH!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5593 on:
June 05, 2018, 07:32:56 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 314,804 times)
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There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, PAT,
Who wore, only, a Black Cape and TOP HAT;
Some thought, Him, "ARTY",
And, Great Fun, at PARTIES;
Made you feel, at home, right, off, the BAT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5594 on:
June 06, 2018, 08:47:57 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 315,035 times)
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THE WILL-O'-THE-WISP stood, CRYING,
The Green Season, about, Him, was, FLYING;
"I, just, did, not, MEAN,
To, thus, vent My SPLEEN;
But, if, I'd said, I was Happy, I'd be LYING!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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