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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 507196 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5565 on:
May 04, 2018, 06:44:01 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 311,771 times)
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WALPURGIS-NACHT came, and, it, WENT,
Gave WITCHES 1, more, Chance, to VENT;
The Cost, of New BROOMS,
Hovels, out, in The GLOOM;
Which, Now, They can put, up, for RENT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5566 on:
May 05, 2018, 03:09:01 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 311,841 times)
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THE BRIDE, "ALIVE", screamed, at Her MATE,
He could see, They wouldn't get, along, GREAT;
He'd done His very BEST;
"She hate, Me, like, the REST!"
His next Action would, forever, cease Her HATE.
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5567 on:
May 06, 2018, 06:41:29 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 311,961 times)
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This Weekend has, all, but, DRIED, UP,
So, Tomorrow, WORK refills Our CUP;
Of yearnin' & PRAYIN',
Hey, I'm, just, SAYIN';
ONLY, FIVE DAYS, To Go, Until: "YUP!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5568 on:
May 07, 2018, 07:55:36 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,031 times)
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There was, Almost, a VAMPIRE, named, MARK,
Who perished, due, to a Myocardial INFARCT;
It happened, at His WAKE,
Friends pounded a STAKE;
Into His HEART - the Result was, quite, STARK!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5569 on:
May 08, 2018, 06:42:57 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,090 times)
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THE ZOMBIES were, not, very, WISE,
Convinced, that, they'd won a PRIZE;
They went, to COLLECT,
But, got, No, RESPECT;
HEAD SHOTS; everyone, of Them, DIES!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5570 on:
May 09, 2018, 07:38:17 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,200 times)
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THE RAVEN Quoth: "NEVERMORE", &, then: "CAW"!
As He, like, Us, sails, through the Mid-Week BLAHS;
In a, mere, Two, Days, MORE,
We'll LOVE, What's, in STORE;
Another WEEK-END, filled, with "Oohs" & "AAHHHS"!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5571 on:
May 10, 2018, 08:53:42 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,287 times)
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THE WEREWOLF was, OUT, OF CONTROL,
DEVOURING His Hapless PREY, WHOLE;
"This is My CHANCE,
To hell, with NUANCE!
As a MONSTER Legend, I Take, No, BULL!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5572 on:
May 11, 2018, 08:03:58 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,342 times)
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THE DINOSAURS, lasted, Millions, of YEARS,
We've, no, Record, of Their Fossilized TEARS;
While, We, in Our MEDIA,
Prove, We're, TEDIOUS;
As We drench Our Dark Sorrows, with BEERS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5573 on:
May 12, 2018, 05:01:58 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,412 times)
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The DAWNING'S LIGHT, so, Abruptly, BROKE,
Caught The VAMPIRES, like, so, much, SMOKE;
Gasps and SCREAMS,
Truncated DREAMS;
PILES, of ASHES, like, some, STRANGE, JOKE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5574 on:
May 13, 2018, 03:01:07 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,471 times)
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DOC PRETORIUS was an olde, drunken, SOT,
His weakness, for GIN, oft, got, him, CAUGHT;
To Create THE BRIDE,
Was One, Wild, RIDE;
Its UNHAPPY ENDING, left, Him, with NAUGHT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5575 on:
May 15, 2018, 06:53:31 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,570 times)
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THE GHOST, angrily, Berated THE VILE GHOUL,
"Not, since, My death, have I met, such, a FOOL;
It's, Impossible, to SAVE,
You've Eaten, from My GRAVE;
I'm 'Passing, Through', as a Part, of Your STOOL!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5576 on:
May 16, 2018, 07:48:00 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,612 times)
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COUNT DRACULA'S Crypt, the Sun, going, DOWN,
Poor, Crazy, RENFIELD Opts, to play The CLOWN;
Empty Coffin, to HIDE,
Oops! There's a BRIDE;
She wore a Big Smile, but, DRAC, wore a FROWN!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5577 on:
May 19, 2018, 05:32:45 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 312,903 times)
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No, Word, from me, in the past Forty-Eight HOURS,
I'm, too, busy, adapting, to My, New, SUPERPOWERS;
I can Walk & Chew GUM,
Panhandle, like, a BUM;
Or, Turn, into a BAT, &, Fly, from My Castle TOWER!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5578 on:
May 20, 2018, 03:20:01 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,003 times)
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The CREATURE crawled, out, of a LAKE,
The TOURISTS declared: "He's a FAKE!"
They started, to SWARM,
It Heated, way, past, WARM;
All, Devoured, by His ANACONDA SNAKE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5579 on:
May 21, 2018, 06:57:26 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 313,100 times)
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LIMERICKS are the UMA's "STAB", at PUNDOM,
Content, of those Five Lines, are a CONUNDRUM;
In, all, of Our GLORY,
We rival Uncle FORRY;
And, sadly, some, of them, Elicit: "PUN? DUMB!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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