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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5490 on: February 11, 2018, 07:48:47 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 301,201 times)

        thrhrt ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ thrhrt

               Most, LIMERICKS are, regarded, as: DRIVEL,
               Their PUNS, often, "Banked", off, the SWIVEL;
               The, more, they're DEFINED,
               By Static Limits, CONFINED;
               Like, VAMPIRES, in DAYLIGHT, They SHRIVEL!

        thrhrt ~~~~~ ??? ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5491 on: February 13, 2018, 09:10:11 PM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               THEY "Woke, Up", on VALENTINE'S DAY,
               The Sun's, down, yet, still, Hours, to PLAY;
               KISSES lead, to BITES,
               That, go, on, all, NIGHT;
               That's one way, to give Your Heart, AWAY!

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ :'( ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5492 on: February 14, 2018, 11:00:07 AM »
It's well known Clown noses are red,
And Pennywise fills you with dread,
Take my advice and don't follow a balloon,
As IT leads to storm drains all too soon,
So enjoy Valentine's until you go to bed.  ;)
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5493 on: February 14, 2018, 10:15:08 PM »
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 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

           A Gorgeous VAMPIRE COUNTESS, LORAINE,
           Was COUNT DRACULA'S Lover, UNFEIGNED;
           They'd, "GET, IT, ON",
           From Dusk, until DAWN;
           Then, 'Sleep', in The COUNT'S Secret DOMAIN.

 thrhrt ~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5494 on: February 15, 2018, 09:59:41 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 301,777 times)

      Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~ Zombie Mad ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie Censored

               There, once, was a ZOMBIE, named, FRED,
               Who had grown, tired, of being, UNDEAD;
               "I feel, like, a FAKE,
               &, it takes the CAKE;
               That, I, don't, have a BRAIN, in My HEAD!"

      Zombie Blush ~~~~~ Zombie Confused ~~~~~ Zombie Mad ~~~~~ Zombie Nuetral ~~~~~ Zombie Censored
                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5495 on: February 16, 2018, 07:42:36 PM »
       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 301,941 times)

     :angel: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :angel:

           SAINT PADDY'S is, just, a "Short" Month, AWAY,
           Because, FEBRUARY has, only, 28, to PLAY;
           So, LIMERICKS, to GATHER,
           As, Much, Benign, BLATHER;
           A Decade, since PACKY PAUL, First, had His SAY!

     :angel: ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :angel: ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :angel:
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5496 on: February 17, 2018, 04:07:50 PM »
Igor had a bit much to drink,
Oh boy the cemetery does stink,
I'll just dig here near this tree,
This is dirty work with no fee,
But the master knows I'm no fink.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5497 on: February 18, 2018, 08:59:52 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 302,222 times)

         thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'(

               WEREWOLF FANGS, Tear, and, CLAWS, RAKE,
               VAMPIRE FANGS, Their Unholy, THIRST, SLAKE;
               Yet, The INVISIBLE MAN,
               Can, Never, get, a TAN;
               The 50-FOOT WOMAN, many, a Heart, BREAKS!

          thrhrt ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~ :'(
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5498 on: February 20, 2018, 10:57:33 PM »
          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 302,622 times)

      thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie No Smile

               The Old MONSTERS, simply, could, not, RELATE,
               As the New Generation, seemed, to tempt FATE,
               "They have a CULTURE,
               Reminiscent, of VULTURES;
               &, Their WHINING, on our NERVES, doth, GRATE!"

      thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ hmjfym ~~~~~ tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie No Smile
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5499 on: February 22, 2018, 10:43:52 PM »
         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 303,003 times)

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt

               The VAMPIRE was awakened, by SNORING,
               "Sometimes, I swear, My 'Life' is, so, BORING;
               I'd be rolling, in CLOVER,
               If I could do a DO-OVER;
               But, UNDEAD, The Blood's, always, POURING!"

        thrhrt ~~~~~ :o ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5500 on: February 24, 2018, 10:55:43 PM »
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 hmjfym ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ tynhrt

            A Mere, TWENTY-ONE Days, still, REMAIN,
            Until WE Sing ye Olde, Familiar, REFRAIN;
            We, Babes, in the NURSERY,
            On Its Founding ANNIVERSARY;
            On ye Limerick 10th, will, repeat, yet, AGAIN!

 hmjfym ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ tynhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5501 on: February 25, 2018, 07:39:31 PM »
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 ededed ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed

               THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER was MAD!
               'Cos, people had treated, Him, so, BAD!
               "I Hate, Living; Love, DEAD,
               &, did I mention: UNDER-FED?
               Plus, I look, positively, STUPID, in PLAID!"

 ededed ~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~ ededed ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ ededed
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5502 on: February 27, 2018, 10:37:44 PM »
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     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~ thrhrt

               THE LEPRECHAUNS Danced, in DRACULA'S CASTLE,
               To The VAMPIRE COUNT, that was, such, a HASSLE;
               "Those Wee, Irish, FOLK,
               Are some kind, of JOKE;
               As, long, as They, don't, break, out, the TASSELS!"

     thrhrt ~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ thrhrt ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~ thrhrt
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5503 on: February 28, 2018, 08:52:04 PM »
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         :angel: ~~~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :o

               We, Now, leave, behind, "Dear, Old, FEBRUARY",
               With regrets, that, We vet, from FEW, to, NARY;
               Tomorrow is STARCH,
               We enter, into MARCH;
               To stew, over STOOGES: CURLY, MOE & LARRY!

         :angel: ~~~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~ :o
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #5504 on: February 28, 2018, 09:12:50 PM »
Greetings from Ireland

New member.

Don't worry about the Limericks, not in the slightest bit offensive, just a bit of "craic" as we say.

Will check back for the banter...

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